Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
If Jim does any more streaming on Ralph, he'll just figure out what cheap insult causes maximum seethe and do it over and over like calling destiny short.

However, the real deep cut for the dedicated ayylawwgs would be for Jim to bring Ade on

"now ms Blair, without naming names or confirming identities, do you currently have any active protection orders against any of your exes?

I see. And have you ever dated a man who you suspected liked to eat poo? And what led you to believe that?"
 
I think they should have a recurring segment for Ralph. Sunrise does it, Josh does it, Deadman does it, and I think perhaps some others. As you mentioned, Ralph is always fucking up his life, so the content spigot is always on. But aside from that, as people on this board are aware, Ethan gives a great return on the investment. If you fuck with him, he will react in spectacularly entertaining ways. This is one of the most popular boards on this site for a reason.
Honestly it's impressive how fast this board grew, and how fast Ralph's career went up in flames.
It sounds so stupid, but it's hard to remember there was a time when Ralph really was pretty successful. That seems like a lifetime ago.
 
If Jim does any more streaming on Ralph, he'll just figure out what cheap insult causes maximum seethe and do it over and over like calling destiny short.

However, the real deep cut for the dedicated ayylawwgs would be for Jim to bring Ade on

"now ms Blair, without naming names or confirming identities, do you currently have any active protection orders against any of your exes?

I see. And have you ever dated a man who you suspected liked to eat poo? And what led you to believe that?"
Jim should bring on Pantsu. She would get on that stream in a heartbeat. She loves Jim:
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TBH, she should just pack up her shit and split. Now is the time, while he’s trapped in Europe.
 
Imagine your horse-faced pedo wife left you and took the hellspawn baby while you're recovering from getting your ass beat by a Portuguese guy. That's it, the end, game over.
I’m tellin’ ya guys, as soon as she gets that call, she’s gonna march over to the nearest abortion clinic and abort the retort. Then she’s gonna call in to the show so she can a-log with Daddy Jim.
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Pantsu is 100% is in-line with Ralph, liking all his tweets against Jim.
Assuming that’s not Ralph (there’s evidence that it is), she’s just going on self-preservation instinct. He probably told her to do that, or else get out of the house. Ralph forces people close to him to attack his enemies and visibly support him. Hell, I was blocked by almost all of Ralph’s entire circle (Gator, Warski, Rand, etc.) despite never attacking them, or even @ing them. As soon as Pantsu works up the courage, she will leave.
 
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good shit @WhimsicalTrolli but have you heard my latest rap?

here it is:
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FEAR
What must it be like to live in abject fear?

Not the everyday variety. Life is hard, and we’re all scared, to some degree. Sickness, death, birth, life…the mysteries of existence. These things have torn at the psyche of great (and lesser) men since time began.

Fear itself is not new.

What I’m talking about is a different kind of fear. One that keeps you from leaving your house. One that causes you to change the name you were born with. One that pushes you into deluding your fellow citizens into the nightmare COVID regime.

All because, at your core, you are a scared, old man who’s simply afraid to die.

You’ve never had any real convictions your whole life. You’re proud of that, even! Or, so you say. In reality, you are a scared child praying, hoping, wishing that you could escape your just rewards. You’ll do anything, suck off any one, to avoid it. You simply can’t live as you have portrayed yourself. It’s too much! You cry about it in Twitter dm’s, you whine to your fat Asian hog….but deep down, you know this is what you signed up for.

And you can’t fucking stand it.

You entire life is a fabrication. You duck and dive and do whatever you possibly can to avoid the piper getting paid. You put your own family at risk. You do anything, anything at all, to avoid simply owning up to your deeds. You have no core whatsoever, and what you do claim as personality traits are simply things you read on a message board.

Most people would see this as a hellish existence…because it is.

There are mistakes I have made, to be sure. But I could never, and would never, live like a fucking bitch. Scared to leave my house…scared of the name my Daddy gave me…scared of fucking COVID…scared of anything and everything.

It’s all terror to you when the microphone is off.

We all know it, too. It’s very easy to see a scared old man, coughing up one of his last breaths in between lame monologues that weren’t even funny 2 years ago, much less now.

I literally would have rather died in the street the other day here in Lisbon than live like a fucking coward, if you can even call what I described above as “living.”

Some people are fine with the delusions. They are comforted by them, even. I understand! I, too, used to love the thought of Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. But there comes a time when childish delusions about a childless loser must come to an end.

It’s the natural course of life, you see.

Well, if you actually live life. If you live like scared, old, bitch…well, maybe you continue on in your delusions.

I won’t hold it against you!

The Emperor has no clothes, he has no children, and he has very few white blood cells left (allegedly).

Maybe, in another life, he wasn’t such a pussy.

See you tomorrow night on the Killstream!

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Remember guys, Ralph never moralizes.
 
Whatever happened to Culture War Criminal? Did little nickers make Ralph kick him off the show? He just sort of vanished after I stopped sniping with no explanation - unless I'm just retarded and missed it somewhere.
It was after that weird IRL stream where all the AF manlets, led by Beardsoy, surrounded CWC (who was dressed like a homosexual crime noir detective) and blamed him for a bunch of shit.
I don't keep up with the Mexican child leader of the white race but I think it was all done at his behest, so of course Ralph stopped having him on immediately after that because Fuentes is his only lifeline left.
 
Self-awareness is apparently not Ethan "the written worhd reigns supreme fohr me" Ralph's strong suit. His article is pathetic, his writing is embarrassing, he can't even be bothered to proofread his own dogshit. I've written a lot and I would be fucking mortified to have ever typed out anything resembling Ralph's drivel--the fact that he sincerely believes it's presentable demonstrates he is the Dunning-Kruger effect incarnate and I wish the Portuguese had broken his fingers just to spare the world from his miserable blogging for at least a little longer.
 
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