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[Meiwaku]

Did Penny and the gang bring this home or did Kevin bring it on himself with a frivolous trip to Target??

Kevin hasn't been outside besides their trip to the reservation and that was more than 5 days ago when apparently you can't transmit it anymore so it wasn't the natives. So basically Penny working out of the house brought it back to transbian bed death

 

[AssignedEva]

Spoiler: Me replying to posts

Honestly he should clean his fucking house, God only knows what filth and disease thrives in their haven.

I’d rather not. I’m not one to deny searching for every crumb that exists, but this is Kevin.

EDIT: KEVIN HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE CORONAVIRUS.
And of course he fetishized it too. [A]
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I have nothing to do so I’ll keep on top of this, this could be hilarious. My only concern is that Kevin lives on a ranch with a bunch of other troons who regularly visit a reservation of native people. I hope he doesn’t have it for their sake.

ANOTHER EDIT: Yes he confirmed it, I would die to be a fly on the wall in the tranch right now. Imagine Kevin informing everyone he has covid, and Penny freaking the fuck out because he and others were at somebody’s house yesterday, and it might interfere with the Lakota grift… For a couple days, anyways. [A]
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Edit: The seethe begins. [A]
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Memes because I’m a fucking asshole and this is entertaining as fuck

Spoiler: KEVIN HAS CORONA MEMES

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I will add more later.

Kevin, Omicron is possibly the most contagious disease in human history if the latest figures are to believed and it has an asymptomatic infectious period. Even if you did "everything you were supposed to", you were still going to catch it regardless of what your state's policy on coronavirus was. Especially because you constantly rewore a fabric fetish mask instead of a properly fitted FFP2 respirator.

Admittedly never leaving your bedroom was a good strategy, but given other people in that bedroom leave the house, it was still a bit of a King Cnut situation.

Holy shiiittt

For those of you who haven't been following the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Scam Thread here's a Tl;Dr
- Penny is determined now to drive to the Dakootas every month for drop offs bc good whitey
- Penny and the outdoor troons are currently drywalling and spackling a house for a customer aka they are out in the world.
- As we know, Penny Jen and Kevin all sleep in a Queen size bed together....

Penny carried it to him and he's gonna carry it back out into the world LOL.... We might even bring the Natives a new gift???

Penny is actually going twice a month now for some autistic reason (presumably to maximise the grift for petrol money). Omicron seems to have a shorter asymptomatic period but if Penny wasn't Tranch Patient Zero then there's a strong chance he's infected people in the house he's doing work on.

On the bright side he doesn't seem to have gone to the reservation recently (unless he didn't record his embarassingly hostile reception this time) but it would be deliciously ironic if he actually caught Omicron from the reservation.

 

[retard strength]

I hate that you lack the ability to realize this on your own, Kevin, but not every country has been printing infinite money to keep everyone working at home since 2020. This isn't possible.

But as troons love to do, let's play pretend that it is: you have no job, man. This doesn't apply to you.

Your tranch gifted enough money last year to not have Penny and the serfs out doing gigs "for friends", but you all burned through it faster than a lottery winner.

You all are supposedly on a working ranch. You all, supposedly, already work from home. But even like the working blue-collar AND white-collar plebs you blame and loathe so much, there is still a need to leave home beyond work. People have to buy necessities. They have appointments.

You, meanwhile, go on group trips out because you are a sped that can't manage to buy groceries alone. You have attended cons, driven cross country to dump dirty unsold alpaca wool off on a reservation for probable tax write-offs, dined out, lurked the toy section of Target, stunk up hotels. Tons of non-neccessities.

Even further, you said it yourself. You are triple vaxxed. You wore a mask. You still got sick.

Printing forever money to forever stay at home wouldn't have stopped this.

Suck up the sniffles or blow them out, nap it off, watch how you survive, and carry on staying at home all day posting on twitter. Stop pretending you have walked a step in the shoes of other working Americans and those in foreign countries. You'll be fine. I'd be more worried about Pine Ridge if I were you.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Happiness is a statistical unlikelihood of the human condition, but troons will keep on chasin that coom dragon to try and fulfill it.
~
Watch Kevin fetishize breast reduction surgery for his heccin huge honkers once his silicone frankentits give him immense pain, because literally every conceivable thing that can happen to a woman, good or bad, is jack-off material for troons.

That 'in charge of my own happiness-NOO?!" Troon post hit me hard as well.
it was way too real, i guess its good that they have even that amount of self reflection, ever if it did come from an ironic shitpost instinct- hopefully, it will seep through to one or two of its readers.

And remember, troons arent just chasing Happiness, they are chasing EUPHORIA. Nothing Less.

The whole -~i live on a ranch, this is my whole life, we have farm animals~ thing, and then chasing not only an amhole (WHY, when u are such a 'Lesbian', are u making your life a medical misery, for a hole only to shove a dick in? -if muh lesbians have dicks, why dont you join them as a lesbian with a non-septic risk dick?) but- the tits thing;

i cant imagine a surgery that contributes positively LESS to your actual functional existence, then getting big tits.
You 'chose' to live on whats supposed to be a ranch. Surely you would want to contribute to that lifestyle, and big normal women tits make that slightly more difficult, let alone huge, rock hard bolt-ons that are an incredibly painful recovery time surgery,

All his wants have so little bearing on what will benefit him, or his 'family'.

The toys he spends thousands on clearly mean nothing to him, or he would play with it and love it for years, and not just have to buy another one as soon as its attained.

I honestly dont know how this kind of rampant, soulless, tragic consumerism is tolerated inside his own psyche, nor ever challenged by his 'anticapitalist' comrades whens he's begging one post, and thirst/scoreposting them the next.

you'd think he's have done this loop enough times already- buying the toys, buying the mutilations, getting back nothing in return at best- or more usually, making his life markedly worse.

when the fuck is he going to realise this isnt how to live?

OMNICOOF EDIT-
thank god, they've all lost their sense of smell at least.
thats a mercy........for them. RIP, Others.

 

[Putin Bot]

Kevin getting Covid. 2022 is really starting off nicely compared to the last two years.

 

[capsaicin]

Also, I have friends in various countries around the world, and not one of them has been handed infinite govbucks to stay home indefinitely.

 

[AfghanBlue]

- Penny is determined now to drive to the Dakootas every month for drop offs bc good whitey

Amsorry:

The coof done bit my sxster Kev
with whitey on the troon
his face and amhole, start to swell
and whitey's on the troon
He cant pay no doctor bills
but whitey's on the troon
ten years now be payin still
while whitey on the troon
no hot water, toilets, lights
but whitey on the troon
Kev forgot to dialate
still whitey on the troon

wonder what alpacas eat
hey! whitey on the troon
wonder if it amhole meat
so whitey bring a spoon

 

[Meiwaku]

Amsorry:
The coof done bit my sister Kev
with whitey on the troon
his face and amhole, start to swell
and Whiteys on the troon
He cant pay no doctor bills
but whiteys on the troon
ten years now be payin still
while whiteys on the troon
no hot water, toilets, lights
but whiteys on the troon
Kev forgot to dialte
still whitey on the moon

wonder what alpacas eat
hey! whiteys on the troon
wonder if it amhole meat
so whitey bring a spoon

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This is actually really fitting for how they are... there's so many people that this healthcare and crowdfunding could go to.... but whitey is on the Troon

 

[AfghanBlue]

This is actually really fitting for how they are... there's so many people that this healthcare and crowdfunding could go to.... but whitey is on the Troon

Gil Scott-Heron
Cope Seethe-Dilatin

 

[0 0]

Spoiler: Me replying to posts

Honestly he should clean his fucking house, God only knows what filth and disease thrives in their haven.

I’d rather not. I’m not one to deny searching for every crumb that exists, but this is Kevin.

EDIT: KEVIN HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE CORONAVIRUS.
And of course he fetishized it too. [A]
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I have nothing to do so I’ll keep on top of this, this could be hilarious. My only concern is that Kevin lives on a ranch with a bunch of other troons who regularly visit a reservation of native people. I hope he doesn’t have it for their sake.

ANOTHER EDIT: Yes he confirmed it, I would die to be a fly on the wall in the tranch right now. Imagine Kevin informing everyone he has covid, and Penny freaking the fuck out because he and others were at somebody’s house yesterday, and it might interfere with the Lakota grift… For a couple days, anyways. [A]
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Edit: The seethe begins. [A]
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EDIT: THIS RETARD REALLY JUST SAID “THE GOVERNMENT CAN PRINT MORE MONEY” [A]
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Edit #37,490: Jen is quarantining because he probably has it too. [A]
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I decided to just put the memes in one post when I’m done making them all.
Edit: Kevin talks about his cough. [A]
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Kevin has an interesting cycle of grief.

Phase 1: Fetishize it.
Phase 2: Blame somebody else.
Phase 3: Feign acceptance.
Phase 4: Repeat until forgotten.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Oh no! The poor Omicron has been infected with Kevin Gibes!

 

[Flour]

He's going to mutate it, isn't he? Instead of Omicron it's going to be amholcron.

 

[Arietis]

He's going to mutate it, isn't he? Instead of Omicron it's going to be amholcron.

Nooo I don't want to be infected by a virus that has been fucking inside Kev's body!!!!!1one

 

[Fetish Roulette]

We did it, everyone! A hearty congratulations to all my fellow Gibesamaniacs.

 

[Law]

He's going to mutate it, isn't he? Instead of Omicron it's going to be amholcron.

A new strain, forged in the foul crucible of the amhole, nourished on spite and tater tots, zoonotically strengthened with alpaca pathogen gene transfers?
We're doomed.

 

[AGPinochet]

We did it, everyone! A hearty congratulations to all my fellow Gibesamaniacs.
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Imagine producing so much milk that not only have you spawned multiple spin off threads ( one of which spawned its own spinoff thread) but you are the focal point of the most replied to thread on the lolcow board, beating out threads that are several years older. Kevin is truly, truly Exceptional.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Non-covid related tweets, he went full autist.
First blaming transmysogyny for the (essentially nonexistent, I checked) backlash for this. He also touched on capitalism and how it’s based to steal from Walmart. [A]

And posts some Islam. [A]

Well, he achieved his goal somewhat, because I stopped eating when I read the first sentence. And speaking of Islam, Wedge decided to post this… Monstrosity. I censored it because you do not want to see this shit. [A]

 

[Law]

Imagine producing so much milk that not only have you spawned multiple spin off threads ( one of which spawned its own spinoff thread) but you are the focal point of the most replied to thread on the lolcow board, beating out threads that are several years older. Kevin is truly, truly Exceptional.

He's hopelessly addicted to Twitter.
We're gonna hit 2k pages, lads. To the moon!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Amicron

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Well, he achieved his goal somewhat, because I stopped eating when I read the first sentence. And speaking of Islam, Wedge decided to post this… Monstrosity. I censored it because you do not want to see this shit.

I do believe he could melt anyone's dick off with the acid brewing in that hellpit he calls a "vagina".

But awww Kevin thinking he upsets kiwis with a simple statement? You know what would definitely own those transphobes Kevin? Posting the amhole in HD, timestamped and with your face on it. I guarantee that will definitely own the transphobes!