Porn and Porncows

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Much as they provide for so many of us on the Internet in our lonliest hours, few industries have more trainwrecks, lunatics, drama-llamas, and retards than the porn business. Not to mention the sheer volume of bullshit those in the industry put forth. For every Lily Cade, there's at least a dozen Jenna Jameson's or War Machines whose relationship with reality is so distorted they could probably run for office.

I figured we're long overdue for a thread on this topic. But first, I better provide a few examples:

Jenna Jameson

Where the fuck do you even begin with this woman? Addicted to booze, plastic surgery, and every prescription drug known to college kids, Jenna Jameson has likely wasted more money than any other performer in the history of the industry. Once the toast of all kinds of talk shows and a bestselling author, now she can't even make it through a single TV interview.

War Machine

@Marjan Šiklić's personal hero &/or best friend. Legally changed his name to avoid a lawsuit with a B-league pro-wrestling company and turning to porn after his MMA career flopped, War Machine is perhaps the greatest intellectual of the entire Redpill movement.

He's currently in the can and failing suicide attempts after going full-Croat on his pornstar girlfriend.

Christian XXX

Steroid junkie and self-hating homosexual. Christian XXX has flagrantly violated the gay porn world's health codes via frequent bareback sex scenes with men, women, and trannies as a top and bottom. Likely one of the best arguments for Measure B in existence, and one of the sources confirming that Charlie Sheen has HIV and is into shemles.

Unfortunately, one of the best sources on this loser is his ED page, which is both in need of a serious cleanup and a better website.

Needless to say, the OP will be updated frequently.

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

All I got from this is that Charlie Sheen would probably be into @KatsuKitty.

One of my friends always talks about Jenna for some reason. I don't know why, might have something to do with her just being prolific within the porn community from my understanding. We ignore him for the most part.

I have never heard of these other guys, but if a gay pornstar tells us that Charlie Sheen has HIV, I'm inclined to believe him based on the fact that he's probably got it himself from his history.

Edit: A cursory glance at Sasha Grey shows that she's a relatively normal person, though she does seem to be a bit of an attention whore.

I'm honestly not game enough to look for other candidates for the thread, though.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

This is what happens when one is impulsive enough to do porn

 

[anephric]

Edit: A cursory glance at Sasha Grey shows that she's a relatively normal person, though she does seem to be a bit of an attention whore.

She once said she wanted to make porn "more enigmatic", which is hilarious in its pretentiousness considering she makes a living taking two dicks in her vag at the same time or something.

Porn is filled with sad, broken people. Putting aside the stuff like AIDS and the stereotyped drug abuse, some of these people are emotionally degranged beyond repair for what they're paid to do. I remember one girl (can't remember who right now) got all sorts of parasites and diseases and medical issues after filming one large gangbang. She obviously quit - as any sane person would - but you gotta figure she thought it was aomehow a good idea to do it BEFORE she filmed it(?!)

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Makes me think of the girl who got HIV from her first shoot. Now that's some unfortunate juju.

Spoiler: this link goes to Efukt

http://efukt.com/20700_Girl_Got_HIV_After_Doing_Anal.html

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

Edit: A cursory glance at Sasha Grey shows that she's a relatively normal person, though she does seem to be a bit of an attention whore.

Oh yeah, while far from a lolcow, Sasha Grey has always fancied herself an intellectual. A real connoisseur of the best music, film, and literature. She even took a stab at writing some fiction with The Juliette Society. I took a quick skim through it when I was working at Barnes & Noble. Let's just say she isn't quite up there with Tolstoy and Flaubert quite yet.

Spoiler: Have a look for yourself

 

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Chelsea Poe is another good one.

She's a batshit crazy tranny who tied the fake trans murder rate to words like "shemale" and complained about being hit on at the OK Cupid profile she set up.

As if that weren't bad enough, she also treated Lily Cade like she was Rick Santorum because she didn't want to cast her in her lesbian movies. Lily, justifiably, called her out on her bullshit:

Attraction isn't bigotry. I fully support the creation of porn that speaks to all kinds of people. I do to some extent, and have many friends who, create porn that features non mainstream looks, that showcases new things that maybe people didn't know they were into, and speaks to some larger truth about the world. I'm not exactly Brazzers. I don't make assembly line porn.

There is tremendous amount of creative energy that goes into the creation of a movie. If you've ever been on set with me, or honestly, if you've ever been on any set, you have seen this. I don't just shoot a scene; I write scripts, I book locations, I choose pairings who bring something to the scene I want to see. I make stories that speak to me, and I make porn that I think is hot. So there's the artist side; here's the whore. Honey, sweetie, darling, let me try to say this so you can understand me: I'm not the only director in porn who won't shoot you if you don't make my dick hard. To make what I make is a collaboration. My sexual energy is all over my work, whether I'm in the scene or not. Chelsea, if you want to make porn that speaks to you I wholeheartedly support you as my fellow artist, but your work is not my work.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I read somewhere that Ron Jeremy is known in the industry for being pretty fucked up. Not keen on the details, but supposedly he's very insecure and has no education or skills outside of porn.

He does associate with Juggalos, so I guess it makes sense.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I read somewhere that Ron Jeremy is known in the industry for being pretty fucked up. Not keen on the details, but supposedly he's very insecure and has no education or skills outside of porn.

He does associate with Juggalos, so I guess it makes sense.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Jeremy taught special needs students before getting in the industry.

 

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I read somewhere that Ron Jeremy is known in the industry for being pretty fucked up. Not keen on the details, but supposedly he's very insecure and has no education or skills outside of porn.

He does associate with Juggalos, so I guess it makes sense.

I haven't heard anything about Jeremy other than that he's a fat old guy who still makes porno movies. Aside from that, he's not into drugs, he still passes all his tests, he can still keep it up, and I haven't heard anything about him being a drama queen.

I've heard a lot more about Terry Richardson and Hugh Hefner, but I don't know if they count.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

War Machine

@Marjan Šiklić's personal hero &/or best friend. Legally changed his name to avoid a lawsuit with a B-league pro-wrestling company and turning to porn after his MMA career flopped, War Machine is perhaps the greatest intellectual of the entire Redpill movement.

He's currently in the can and failing suicide attempts after going full-Croat on his pornstar girlfriend.

He looks in every way possible like he is compensating for something.

 

[Zim]

I haven't looked at Jenna Jameson since she was the woman who was going to prove that porn stars can be just as famous as real celebrities. I had no idea she was such a mess right now either. It's a shame since I actually started liking her after I saw her in Zombie Strippers (one of my favorite modern b-movies).

 

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He looks in every way possible like he is compensating for something.

You can watch his tapes yourself to see if he's compensating in that way. But as far as being an alpha male? There's no question he's compensating. He lost his last UFC fight one minute into the first round, and the guy who beat him went 1 and 3 in his next UFC fights before being kicked out.

I haven't looked at Jenna Jameson since she was the woman who was going to prove that porn stars can be just as famous as real celebrities. I had no idea she was such a mess right now either. It's a shame since I actually started liking her after I saw her in Zombie Strippers (one of my favorite modern b-movies).

From what little I've read of her life story, Jenna Jameson had it pretty rough. She's been raped at least twice, she experienced a huge boon in her career through plastic surgery, she made a ridiculous amount of money at a really young age before "retiring" in her mid 30s, and I'm almost positive she's a closeted homosexual who threw away the happiest relationship of her life in a failed attempt at normalacy.*

That said, my sympathy dries up due to her utter failure at being a mother to her children. Nobody who brings kids into the world has any other duty but to grow the fuck up and act like an adult.

*I don't know if she does or does not enjoy sex with men, but I'm convinced her emotional attachment to women exceeds that of men.

 

[millais]

Oh yeah, while far from a lolcow, Sasha Grey has always fancied herself an intellectual. A real connoisseur of the best music, film, and literature. She even took a stab at writing some fiction with The Juliette Society. I took a quick skim through it when I was working at Barnes & Noble. Let's just say she isn't quite up there with Tolstoy and Flaubert quite yet.

Spoiler: Have a look for yourself

Some more about Sasha Grey acting like an asshole in public, as recounted by Maddox

Sasha's an idiot, but that's not the reason I hate her. Everything I said above has nothing to do with the reason I think she's terrible at being human. The reason I hate her is because of a live show I saw her in this past week.

I was at a comedy show in which Sasha was one of the guest panelists. Her job was to listen to performers debate a topic for 1 minute, and then decide which performer had the stronger debating skills. Throughout the entire show, she kept interrupting the performers, the other panelists, and even the hosts of the show. This woman has an unquenchable thirst for attention. Sometimes she'd just interrupt with a noise or a growl. No rhyme or reason, just Sasha saying "hey everyone, look at me!" When she wasn't busy talking and interrupting the show, she was busy texting and ignoring the performers, denying them the respect she demands of her own "art."

At one point during the show, she just got up and left during one of the performances. Then she meandered back in, started texting again, and sat there like a babbling idiot when it was her turn to share her stupid, unfunny anecdote about the performances. Her attempts at humor are so smug, and self-satisfied, you'd think she went to college for it. And this is coming from a guy whose site is titled, "The Best Page in the Universe." When I call you narcissistic, that's saying something.

full story here: http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=i_hate_sasha

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Jenna Jameson

Where the fuck do you even begin with this woman? Addicted to booze, plastic surgery, and every prescription drug known to college kids, Jenna Jameson has likely wasted more money than any other performer in the history of the industry. Once the toast of all kinds of talk shows and a bestselling author, now she can't even make it through a single TV interview.

I don't see anything that tells me this is a bad person. What you've presented on Jenna Jameson essentially tells me you expect me to partake in bashing a distraught, self-destroying alcoholic with self image issues.

You gave way too vague of a description on the other two people for me to care. You honestly should've prepared this better.

She's been raped at least twice

Why is she featured in this thread?

my sympathy dries up due to her utter failure at being a mother to her children.

If this is true, you need be elaborate & descriptive before I can believe it.

 

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I don't see anything that tells me this is a bad person. What you've presented on Jenna Jameson essentially tells me you expect me to partake in bashing a distraught, self-destroying alcoholic with self image issues.

You gave way too vague of a description on the other two people for me to care. You honestly should've prepared this better.



Why is she featured in this thread?



If this is true, you need be elaborate & descriptive before I can believe it.

For starters, she spent her entire motherhood high as a kite. She crashed her car into a pole while drunk out of her gord, lost a custody battle to her baby daddy, made absolutely no effort to regain contact so she could keep popping oxy, went broke a mere five years after retirement and reentered the industry to feed her habit all the while lying that she was doing it for her boys,* and now she's found God.

Jenna Jameson was indeed delt a bad hand, but her complete failure as a human being and a parent is inexcusable.

*She doesn't even care enough to give them a phone call, her baby daddy also has sole custody and plenty of money.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

For starters, she spent her entire motherhood high as a kite. She crashed her car into a pole while drunk out of her gord, lost a custody battle to her baby daddy, made absolutely no effort to regain contact so she could keep popping oxy, went broke a mere five years after retirement and reentered the industry to feed her habit all the while lying that she was doing it for her boys,* and now she's found God.

Jenna Jameson was indeed delt a bad hand, but her complete failure as a human being and a parent is inexcusable.

*She doesn't even care enough to give them a phone call, her baby daddy also has sole custody and plenty of money.

I still don't have any inclination to hate or mock her. This is like trying to laugh at a car wreck.

Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm just going soft in my early twenties.

 

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I still don't have any inclination to hate or mock her. This is like trying to laugh at a car wreck.

Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm just going soft in my early twenties.

Well find someone you do like to mock. No one's forcing you to post anything you don't want to.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

en make it through a single TV interview.

Whoa, what th-?

When did Stefan Molyneux start doing porn?

 

[vodka]

Not sure if this counts, but "Fringe Fuckers" is pretty lulzy and gross.