"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[ToroidalBoat]

Wasn't Hetalia the whole reason he got into Communism/Marxism in the first place?

It's also why he got into bikes.

Not really bike riding of course, but the idea of bikes.

authoritarian regimes

I really do think that if things had gone a little differently, Phil would be posing as "alt-right" like "Kekistan" - or possibly as a "Neo-Nazi" - for internet asspats.

 

[The Dude]

It's also why he got into bikes.

Not really bike riding of course, but the idea of bikes.


I really do think that if things had gone a little differently, Phil would be posing as "alt-right" like "Kekistan" - or possibly as a "Neo-Nazi" - for internet asspats.

Phil is a thin-skinned pussy and a coward who ultimately wants to be accepted by the cool kids. He's had his head pumped full of pop culture and internet circles that have demonized anything Right-leaning and painted Nazis as the worst evil to ever evil. Holding that kind of political view paints a target on your back and opens you up to all kinds of criticism. Phil could never handle that, so he's decided to go with the authoritarian regime that is viewed by many these days to be "acceptable".

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Sounds like Phil was pissed because an adult had to come in and ruin his playtime.
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So you dress up in full tard gear? You really showed him Phil. Honestly, if I was the landlord walking into that Biohazard zone I'd be wearing full PPE.

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I love it when Phil tries to reconcile his need to appear badass with his powerless reality. Like, “I’ll show my landlord! By allowing him in, but wearing a mask!” “My landlord didn’t inspect my apartment! I guess he was scared of coming into the People’s Republic, where I might flip him off after he leaves!”

Phil’s apartment, where it’s always the Year of the Pig.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

I love it when Phil tries to reconcile his need to appear badass with his powerless reality. Like, “I’ll show my landlord! By allowing him in, but wearing a mask!” “My landlord didn’t inspect my apartment! I guess he was scared of coming into the People’s Republic, where I might flip him off after he leaves!”

Phil’s apartment, where it’s always the Year of the Pig.

He still hasn't learnt the game has he? Yes, you can irritate your landlord, no if you are at the bottom of the heap, and without a decent social framework around you for help it is not a good idea. Is he currently in public housing or the private market? Do we have a current location for him?

 

[The Dude]

He still hasn't learnt the game has he? Yes, you can irritate your landlord, no if you are at the bottom of the heap, and without a decent social framework around you for help it is not a good idea. Is he currently in public housing or the private market? Do we have a current location for him?

He's in a private apartment complex that takes government subsidies by having a certain percentage of apartments available for Section 8 renters. Government owned public housing isn't really a thing in the US. It's usually arrangements between the State and private ventures where the State offers tax incentives and subsidies to allow tards reduced rent.

 

[MasterDisaster]

He still hasn't learnt the game has he? Yes, you can irritate your landlord, no if you are at the bottom of the heap, and without a decent social framework around you for help it is not a good idea. Is he currently in public housing or the private market? Do we have a current location for him?

Pretty sure he's still living in a section 8 situation; could be wrong. Tommy Tooter's getting evicted again as well and these two are cut from the same cloth; hate authority and yet expect those with authority to cater to their whims.
My guess is the only reason Phil didn't get inspected is they didn't do them all in one day. Limited staff, covid restrictions; Piggums thinking they skipped him might just be a schedule issue.
Or...they already know he's a filthy problem and just skipped it because they already know what to expect.

 

[Old Fart]

Patience, they first need to gather a Superfund Cleanup Squad before they can enter Phil's... site.

 

[Ophelia]

Phil has gotten really authoritarian since the coof became a thing.

(Ironic seeing as how he once claimed to be in "ANTIFA".)

So he fits right in with the rest of them.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

So he fits right in with the rest of them.

And is perfectly happy as long as he is wearing the jackboots. Freedom for me, but not for thee. He seems to have a huge idea of who the 'other' is and they deserve to be ill-treated until they worship at the right altar.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Phil actually goes to reputable places; his most recent haunt proudly proclaims having trans artists. If there's any danger it's Phil is filthy and could potentially get an infection.

He actually dialed back on them because when he left his old hovel after the Ogre moved out his new shithole cost more and he couldn't afford both tattoos and overpriced pizza.

Just because someone has a studio, doesn't mean they're actually a qualified artist
there's more than enough tattoo parlours out there with shitty scratchers making a living from offering undermarket prices and cutting costs and working on high schoolers, idiots and people having a midlife crisis

I know of one in my city that actually managed to fuck up a resident evil umbrella tat to the degree it was red and black instead of red and white and the 'artist' is still employed there

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I really do think that if things had gone a little differently, Phil would be posing as "alt-right" like "Kekistan" - or possibly as a "Neo-Nazi" - for internet asspats.

Eh, maybe. There are a lot of different subsections of the "alt-right", "dissident right" or whatever you want to call it.

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For starters, Phil would never get involved with any of the religious parts of the dissident right. I know I have a pretty biased perspective when it comes to this stuff, but orthobros and tradcaths would never accept Phil unless he cleans up his act and stops being a massive degenerate, which he'd never do.
He'd also never get involved with any of the wignat groups that are basically the right-wing version of Antifa, such as Patriot Front, because, again, they don't really like fat tards.
I don't think he'd get involved with America First - groypers are usually about 10 or so years younger and more willing to be offensive than Phil, which he'd never be able to accept.
I could see him spending all his time on 4chan, but they'd still be too offensive for him.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Just because someone has a studio, doesn't mean they're actually a qualified artist
there's more than enough tattoo parlours out there with shitty scratchers making a living from offering undermarket prices and cutting costs and working on high schoolers, idiots and people having a midlife crisis

I know of one in my city that actually managed to fuck up a resident evil umbrella tat to the degree it was red and black instead of red and white and the 'artist' is still employed there

When I use the term 'reputable' with Philthy I mean he actually went to a studio to get ink done instead of some party where a guy is doing tats for twenty bucks a pop with the same needle for everyone.

 

[Miss Misery]

He'd also never get involved with any of the wignat groups that are basically the right-wing version of Antifa, such as Patriot Front, because, again, they don't really like fat tards.

Sure they do. Have you seen photos of PF and PB marches? Plenty of fat tards, especially in the Proud Boys.

 

[The Crow]

Wasn't Hetalia the whole reason he got into Communism/Marxism in the first place? When did he denounce anime?

Perhaps, Phil will become a furry soon considering how far-left that fandom is nowadays.

 

[Ophelia]

Perhaps, Phil will become a furry soon considering how far-left that fandom is nowadays.

Oh god, he would live in his fursuit the way he lives in his bdsm mall ninja costume.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Perhaps, Phil will become a furry soon considering how far-left that fandom is nowadays.

He tried that. He claimed to be a “cervine furry” a while back. But instead of a fursuit, he just wore a reindeer antler headband, the kind you wear at a Christmas party.

I suspect he was hoping to find another new community to mooch off, but when he realised he’d have to spend money to really be a part of the community, he quit.

Plus we laughed at him.

 

[Positron]

The USA violates the Geneva convention for keeping Phil alive.

 

[The Dude]

Just because someone has a studio, doesn't mean they're actually a qualified artist
there's more than enough tattoo parlours out there with shitty scratchers making a living from offering undermarket prices and cutting costs and working on high schoolers, idiots and people having a midlife crisis

I know of one in my city that actually managed to fuck up a resident evil umbrella tat to the degree it was red and black instead of red and white and the 'artist' is still employed there

Sonju is apparently a well-respected tattoo artist and quite talented. In fact, he usually held off from posting pics of the work he did on Phil because Phil always insisted his tard scribbles be copied EXACTLY how he drew them and Sonju wasn't allowed to improve them in any way, so they weren't representative of Sonju's actual skills and talents.

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The USA violates the Geneva convention for keeping Phil alive.

LOL, of course Phil is stupid enough to believe the CCP's stupid attempts to save face and turn the heat off of their incompetence. Phil has a tiny little chubby for Xinnie the Pooh.

 

[BrokLesnerd]

Was really hoping Phil would have shit his pants over the trucker uprising in Canada. Would have loved to see him whine and complain about the workers of the world uniting, but no. Le sad.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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100% chance that Phil knows nothing about what actually happened during Mao’s leadership.