Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I want a full documentary not a two minute summery.

Make one then.

 

[Mr. Virginity]

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Cannibalism?

 

[not william stenchever]

Am I alone in thinking the beating actually have him brain damage? The "do you understand" thing seemed like a verbal tic and I don't recall him saying that with any frequency before.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Imagine losing your shit like this while you’re in the hospital for getting your ass wrecked harder than the US in Afghanistan. Imagine doing it when they might have wired his jaw shut.

 

[GriptheRaven]

He wasn't always like this. When I called in, I made fun of him and laughed at him all the time. The Killstream was watchable, he was able to get a good enough audience when Ralph didn't behave like a wigger but let the others make fools of themselves.

We know that Ralph was always a spiteful wigger ever since his elementary school days when he murdered a dog just to get back at a schoolmate. I am not sure if the Ralph we saw at 2018 or 2019 was an act or whether he changed for the better with Nora around. But to me, Ralph was likeable and was able to laugh at himself then.

Looking back, something must have happened for him to revert to his wigger self. @Null thinks it was the photo with Ralph's gunt hanging out. I think letting Dick Masterson get to his head and cheating on Nora was the trigger.

That's when I got into the Killstream and THIS wonderful place. He used to actively boast about being the most roasted person on his show. He would talk about jail, the pillstream etc.

I'm pretty sure as long as things were good and good guests and shows were on it was easy to laugh things off. He could indulge his strengths like the Kavanaugh stream. He could step aside and let the guests or events take center stage.

With the death of IBS, No more Trump, no more Nora, no more Zidan and the rise of Dick it just got harder to make good content. So instead of being the ringmaster HE was in the ring. So those glimpses of the vicious little wigger took over.

Guntry Roads, take me home.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

2 minutes is way too much for someone porsalin to dedicate time to. There's nothing (besides number of times your skull got caved in) that Ethan can even say he has over him.

 

[Mikoyan]

This. Ralph's been seething at people joking about his height for a long fucking time. Even before his arrest for swinging at the cop.

I'm trying to find the original video where Ralph was insinuating that he had some dirt on Broteam (he didn't, of course) while measuring himself against a door frame to prove he wasn't 5'1". Couldn't find that one, but I did find this artifact that I thought was lost to time, so there's that.

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He... he picked a fight with Brote. This man's target selection is the worst I've ever seen.

This is at least marginally stupider than picking a fight with Jim. Sean does not fucking care. Win, lose, draw, an internet fite for him is more shit to laugh at. You land a big hit and he'll laugh, walk away from the computer, and stream vidya tomorrow. You destroy his "career" somehow and he'll go 'welp, guess I need a real job now' and go crowdfund another cheap slasher flick.

Said cheap slasher flick also represents greater actual IRL achievement than Ethan has ever shown and likely will ever show.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I want a full documentary not a two minute summery.

Imagine how hard it is to put together a Ralph documentary when every week he does the newest stupidest thing he's ever done.

 

[Kup]

Just finished that whole stream, you can give me “lates” or what have you but this was my takeaway.

Gator is not absolved for leading the gunt guard and his Jim-LARPing is fucking insufferable, holy shit he’s a faggot. A grown man imitating another grown man, all while stabbing his overlord in the gunt and autistically sticking to his guns by shitting on our erverlord, eventually he consneeded but still.

He’s Failure 2.0 and he’s gonna suffer the same fate.

 

[AnOminous]

Generally speaking, yes. Many of those same "normal folks" also believe that one's name should be attached to what they say online so speakers can be held responsible for their speech.

Normal people are frequently morons with incoherent, piecemeal, unprincipled worldviews. Why would I hold their opinions in any esteem?

And if we'd adhered to this moronic idea, this country would have been dead as soon as "Publius" (Hamilton Madison and Jay) published the first of the Federalist Papers as they would have been hanged at dawn for treason. Fuck these idiots. "Muh responsibility muh consequence culture muh feels."

 

[Shig O'nella]

The loudest anti-smokers are ex-smokers.
The loudest anti-meat eaters are vegans.
The loudest UBI proponents are totally unemployable.

The loudest complainers about public dox on a website? I wonder what they could be.

 

[Matt Damon]

"Muh responsibility muh consequence culture muh feels."

Even worse, the very same people will turn around and say "muh feels, muh doxing is evil".

They're not even consistent in their desire to impose tyranny.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Is it tyranny to ask that a thread be kept on topic?

 

[Shig O'nella]

Is it tyranny to ask that a thread be kept on topic?

Nah. But admit it - the gunt is kinda boring.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is Ralph like this? He's capable of doing 180s so fast over the smallest joke, it'd give any normal person whiplash. Is it legitimate antisocial personality disorder, or was this just groomed/traumatized into him by his parents, and further augmented by drug abuse?

I'd bet he picked it up from his dad. I'd bet he's exactly like his dad. I bet he looks in the mirror and sees his shitty, worthless dad. He even has that weird mouth-half-open inbreed expression his dad had in one of the few pictures we've seen of that sperm donor piece of shit. He was a true father to his wigger son.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Is it tyranny to ask that a thread be kept on topic?

Not off-topic unless the current janny or dear leader isn't engaging in the conversation. Extremely on-topic if they are.

 

[Lazy Man]

That's literally what jokes are. It's the honesty he doesn't like.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

Lol, absolutely savage.

i want a doc as much as the next guy but porsalin is right, there's just way too much milk to have to wade through. it would have to be a 100 part series. its like how some tcap analysis channels won't even touch lorne armstrong cus his chatlog is 407 pages.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Does it really shock you to see Ralph burn through 55k in a year? Ralph is trying to burn through as much of his earnings as he can to keep the Vickers from inevitably taking his funds however he can. Jim Watkins had to burn through all his funds in less then that time to stop Hiro Yuki (Original owner of 2Chan) from taking his own money after Yuki sued Jim for libel in Japan and won.

And why do i have a feeling Jim didn't spend it on anything worth a damn? imagine Null and hotwheels getting tasked with spending $100 million in one week. thats a movie plot right there. two autistic incels go large.

And if we'd adhered to this moronic idea, this country would have been dead as soon as "Publius" (Hamilton Madison and Jay) published the first of the Federalist Papers as they would have been hanged at dawn for treason. Fuck these idiots. "Muh responsibility muh consequence culture muh feels."

Hey dummy, Publius was anti-1st ammendment, and argued in fact for consequence culture.

I'd bet he picked it up from his dad. I'd bet he's exactly like his dad. I bet he looks in the mirror and sees his shitty, worthless dad. He even has that weird mouth-half-open inbreed expression his dad had in one of the few pictures we've seen of that sperm donor piece of shit. He was a true father to his wigger son.

you're probably a lot closer to the truth than most. Ethan barely spent 6 months in jail, not enough to suffer to the point where it changes his entire personality. He was clearly just as much of a shithead pre-jail. Its like thinking the internet fucked Chris's mind up. He was always going to be rapist piece of shit even if his dad did chop the internet down, hell he'd probably have gotten even worse faster. its clear isolation accelerated his madness.

Also while Stern, Imus, Rush, etc. can take a joke. You know who can't? the KIKES (the Ethan Ralph of races/religions)

Jon Stewart 100% is just as thin skinned as Ethan Ralph, but thats why he doesn't interact online or at comedy clubs or anywhere else he might get told off. Same with most rich kikes in hollywood. fuck load easier to hugbox rather than let themsleves be revealed as the white trash they are. Ethan should get a DNA test, he's probably a ihidden member of the tribe

 

[AnOminous]

The Portuguese police DGAF about Ethan Ralph’s stolen purse. Never have, never will. The fact he tweeted about being in contact with them about their “investigation” sent my sides into orbit. Fucking gay and delusional.

If the police are interested in this it is because of the fairly extreme level of violence in the crime, not the murse. This kind of thing doesn't look good for a city that prides itself on its level of safety. Even in safe cities, petty property crimes like snatch-and-grabs aren't going to be a priority. Stomping someone until they're nearly dead is, though.

My personal opinion is this wasn't even a robbery but a case of talk shit get hit. Even if it was a robbery it was a case of leave without your murse and dignity but your face intact, or leave without your murse and dignity and on top of that go directly to the hospital and be a gimped out Gary Busey looking midget the rest of your life.

The last is the only real possibility where I see the police bothering to do much of an investigation. It's possible he ran into one of the mugger gangs that routinely get out of hand and the cops are already interested in their antics.

My personal opinion though is he went some sketchy place foreigners would never go except to try to do illegal shit and the cops couldn't care less. When he says he's "in contact with them," remember, Tommy Tooter can claim he's "in contact" with numerous state and federal law enforcement agencies, which means he calls and drools and screeches at them until they hang up on him.