His wanabe chick tracts look like middle schoolers made them. They're...not that charming. The few times I saw their printings I was very unimpressed, and I seem to recall some grammar problems. It doesn't surprise me.
Also, I cruised their homepage and everything is written in very basic bitch 5th grade writing style, it narrates like a very polite child wrote it for a book report.
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Which I guess explains why their shit looks so simple and unpolished - besides the lack of generational education, they probably want to reach mainly the "simpletons" for ministry, cuz they're gullible and naturally want to give their money away to shameless grifters for Jesus like The Rods.
Anyone else notice?
LITERALLY SAYS KELLER FAMILY with an arrow on their homepage!
Can Jill BE moar transparent that she wants to be a Duggar so, so bad?
I know some kiwis have sperged that it's a respect thing in fundie culture to respect the headship of Nathan's Family by not referring to their own grandkids as "their grandkids" like normal people (honestly that confuses people who aren't fundies and aren't familiar with this, like me, before I knew this, honestly such a silly thing). I think it came up with the Duggars referring to Anna and the kids as "Josh's Family" like bitch they're your grandkids , stop being weird and confusing.
No wonder they're rejected by other fundies, they can't even fucking garden, jfc
Someone send them some gardening books. They'd probably be better at that than being "contractors" or whatever they call their shack improvement construction. As a father, he should be teaching them that failure in life, like in the garden, is okay if you learn from it. Many new gardeners make mistakes and have sad harvests, so you try try again, get an early start by starting vegetables in the windowsill from seed (to save money not buying plants at the store, shits so expensive these days), or build a little springbok, make plans for whatever garden changes your doing by keeping a garden diary notebook and noting where it floods/drainage problems, where is too dry, what doesn't sprout and why, was it the seeds? Was it the cheap dirt? Do we need fertilizer and what? Is it too shaded? how to better increase root systems, watering systems. Shit JUST TALKING NJCELY TO THE PLANT could improve the plants' production. How can you learn without reflection, and then trying again?
Even I remember those TBN commercials from the 90s for books about the Bible Diet and growing Jesus food at home or whatever that was. Jill is such a failure at Jesus-ing it is so laughable.
No wonder suitors aren't lined up for all the daughters. They're better off courting polygamous families for their daughters to become 2nd tier sister wives. The kind with no skillz other than being smol and having a vagina.
