Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Matt Damon]

Nobody likes being unsafe.

make it a little more comfy.

Go back to Reddit.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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That's literally what jokes are. It's the honesty he doesn't like.

Hey Ethan have you watched the movie Dodgeball? Pretty funny huh?

NAW ITS FICTIONAL BULLSHIT IT'S NOT REAL NOTHING THAT ISN'T REAL IS FUNNY TO ME

 

[AnOminous]

SAY HIS NAME, RALPH.
His NAME is JIM.
SAY IT.

What a sad, pathetic, ballless, dickless excuse for a man. A tiny little midget with a tiny little penis and balls like aspirin tablets.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

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That's literally what jokes are. It's the honesty he doesn't like.

Being a fat alcoholic who cheats on his partners and shitted himself isn't "fictional bullshit."

 

[Kramer on the phone]

i want a doc as much as the next guy but porsalin is right, there's just way too much milk to have to wade through. it would have to be a 100 part series. its like how some tcap analysis channels won't even touch lorne armstrong cus his chatlog is 407 pages.

Don't bullshit. look up Beige Frequency's "lost" Cumia documentary series. Beige had 25 years and 10000 hours of radio plus chat logs and message boards (some lost forever) to go through to form a nice narrative overview. You could easily do the same with Ethan, part 1:birth until right before gamergate part 2:GG antics/his rise part 3:jail arc/his fall part 4:fresh out of jail in time for IBS up until Knoxville. Part 6:dlive days up until he brings home faith. part 7:the faith arc part 8:portugal to present*. there i established a pretty nice timeline, and any other arcs missed can be brought up in side story parts the way Ant's brother joe has an entire part dedicated to him. You don't have to autstically milk a lolcow, Geno was intentionally slowing shit down because he knew once he finished people would stop giving a fuck, he could and should have skipped a bunch, he would have finished right when Chris got put in the slammer, which would have been an amazing bookend. instead he's still stuck in 2016 trying to make another 20 parts mainly revolving around his facebook messages and stale plot points. Like Beige has shown even with the most notorious scumbags with decades of entertaining milk, you can cover enough to get a detailed over view of an alcoholic internet host's descent into lolcowdom, which he was destined to end up in because of how much of a scumbag he truely is.



*i'm assuming the rest of the year won't be much better for our friend.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

Don't bullshit. look up Beige Frequency's "lost" Cumia documentary series. Beige had 25 years and 10000 hours of radio plus chat logs and message boards (some lost forever) to go through to form a nice narrative overview. You could easily do the same with Ethan, part 1:birth until right before gamergate part 2:GG antics/his rise part 3:jail arc/his fall part 4:fresh out of jail in time for IBS up until Knoxville. Part 6:dlive days up until he brings home faith. part 7:the faith arc part 8:portugal to present*.

i was partially exaggerating but that is a good point. BF even made a followup video for joe.

porsalin, i know you can see this from one of your many alts:

WHERE IS THE RALPH DOCUMENTARY

re: doxing
my two cents is that while it is scary and probably traumatic for snowflakes, the reality is that generally nothing is going to happen as a result. if alogs and weens show up on your property you can call the cops, and if they step foot on your porch you could probably shoot a hole in their face and sleep like baby knowing that you can argue in court that you felt threatened by them (depending on your state, of course.) you probably will not get swatted unless you are a livestreamer, and all it takes to make the pizzas stop is a phonecall. having tranny hookers show up on your doorstep would be a pain in the ass but all you'd have to do is tell them to leave.

on the other hand, exposing the locations of zoos and pedos and rapists is an objectively good thing, it's like an online sex offender registry.

 

[AnOminous]

It can ruin a completely wonderful and amazing person, so imagine what it can do to a person like Ralph.

That reminds me of an old Cosby joke when he still did stand-up, and someone was trying to convince him to do cocaine because "it amplifies your personality." And he said "but what if you're an asshole?"

 

[MoeChotto]

i want a doc as much as the next guy but porsalin is right, there's just way too much milk to have to wade through. it would have to be a 100 part series. its like how some tcap analysis channels won't even touch lorne armstrong cus his chatlog is 407 pages.

Porsalin: GenoSamuel 3.0

All these comparisons to Chris are really making me think the lolcow torch really was passed on that day back in August. Ralph has been consistently entertaining ever since.

Spoiler: Responding to the Redditor

I disagree, this isnt a slippery slope.

Well, once you draw the line at doxing, like Null said, you'll eventually have to draw other lines just to keep it clear what doxing means.

The website would be extremely affected if we started banning hate speech all of a sudden. The website wouldn't be fun and a lot of what makes it special would be lost. If you weren't allowed to call me a faggot and use uwu speech at me, then this would be a less interesting website overall, period.

As many have pointed out already, the info's already out there. If you feel unsafe because your dox are available, take it up with Spokeo.

Doxxing is personal, it singles out and strips people of their first defense online. Now moralfagging or legality aside... [gay retarded moralfagging]

Also there's nothing illegal about reposting publicly available info.

My main point in even saying anything is to perhaps minimize a-logging behaviour,

Ay Lawgs who want to fuck with someone are just going to go to spokeo or whitepages and find that info anyway. Having it here doesn't affect anything.

help with the website's public image, and make it a little more comfy.

You are a faggot and should kill yourself, NOW.

 

[AnOminous]

Am I alone in thinking the beating actually have him brain damage? The "do you understand" thing seemed like a verbal tic and I don't recall him saying that with any frequency before.

You don't get your ass kicked and your face shattered this badly without at least some level of traumatic brain injury. It's really just a question of whether it's temporary (just some swelling) or permanent. It would also be hard to disentangle how much of his retardation and insanity is from booze and drugs and how much is legit brain damage.

 

[Null]

He was born brain damaged so don't start feeling sorry for him.

 

[AnOminous]

Sometimes omitting something because it adds nothing isn't censorship, at least IMHO.

That's my general opinion, but I would also note that many, many lolcows react extremely badly to it to the point it's hilarious so the real question should be "will this have funny results?" That doesn't mean go tweet "lmao you got doxed" at them or some shit (which I think is still bannable) but if they're already completely obsessed with their thread it will often lead to a hilarious entirely self-own meltdown.

 

[MeltyTW]

I think cracked the code a bit on his behavior we all know he's cowardly to the point of never wanting to fight or piss off people like zoom who hold immediate threats over him financially etc but there's certain people with large viewer counts he sucks up to despite being an angry manlet who refuses to cooperate with or be cordial or even reasonable with anyone despite the consequences.

This seemed like a contradiction until I remembered him surpassing Andy before the snaking after the aim incident and the fact ralph rewrote history in his mind to where he ddnt swing off jim and Andy's nuts for years and in fact he made them.

Ralph fucking doesn't realize him having had that leverage over Andy someone who had more clout than him before (and does again) was sheer luck, I think he thinks he'll use dick Jim Andy etc to get so famous he can dab on them and make them pay and turn them into the less famous nuthuggers.

 

[AnOminous]

I think cracked the code a bit on his behavior we all know he's cowardly to the point of never wanting to fight or piss off people like zoom who hold immediate threats over him financially etc but there's certain people with large viewer counts he sucks up to despite being an angry man let who refuses to cooperate with or be cordial or even reasonable with anyone despite the consequences.

This is the funniest part of his weird, dysfunctional combo of cringing, pissing himself cowardice and deranged bravado. He refrains from going after someone who threatens him harm, like Zoom, and this behavior is to the point he was too much of a pussy even to lift a hand in his own defense in his recent savage beating.

However, he'll routinely go berserk and insult someone who could have helped him a lot. Think Jim. Think Null. Think even fucking Gaydurr.

He has absolutely no sense of proper risk assessment. Fucking wigger.

ETA: oh the point, which I forgot to conclude with. He is terrified by direct threats because he has that level of prey animal energy, because those are immediate negative events a primitive, atavistic mind like his can grasp, but he is completely oblivious to when he's squandering immense amounts of positive results.

 

[SargonF00t]

Who was the girl that Ralph sent a sexual message to, that Warski then got him to apologise to later?

Edit : I initially had the wrong tard wrangler in my post.

 

[MoeChotto]

Who was the girl that Ralph sent a sexual message to, that Gator then got him to apologise to later?

$10 says it was Soph

 

[Christorian X]

Who was the girl that Ralph sent a sexual message to, that Gator then got him to apologise to later?

It was Warski who talked him into calling back. There is speculation it was someone who ran in their circle during the FL drama.

 

[SargonF00t]

$10 says it was Soph

I could be wrong, but I got the impression that this happened before Ralph knew of Soph's existence.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

here is that pathetic video

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[SargonF00t]

It was Warski who talked him into calling back. There is speculation it was someone who ran in their circle during the FL drama.

Thanks for correcting me on who the tard wrangler was.

Who does that make as the likely victim of Ralphamale lust then?

Could it have been Cemetery Pussy Pey?

 

[Christorian X]

Thanks for correcting me on who the tard wrangler was.

Who does that make as the likely victim of Ralphamale lust then?

Could it have been Cemetery Pussy Pey?

I think some people were saying Pinecone or Spooky