Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[The First Fag]

Two completely different beasts. People saying Ralph is the "new Chris-Chan" don't understand Chris that well and are falling for a classic trope of declaring someone to be the new Chris. just because that person is silly.

Chris, more than anything, was gullible. "Naive". A lot of what people remember about Chris was something trolls talked him into doing. Very little of Classic Chris was just something Chris wanted to do. Chris wanted to sleep all day and play video games and have a girlfriend take care of his ever need. Trolls used girls to convince him into doing everything Chris is famous for -- except for fucking his mom, which is more debatable.

Ralph, more than anything, is narcissistic. His overinflated sense of self-worth, defensiveness, laziness and entitlement, are all components of his narcissism. His actions are definitely his own and nobody is telling him to do these things. He's very easily persuaded into doing stupid things with the slightest provocations, but that's not the same.

He's losing control, so to regain control he shit-tests his allies. Nobody has any reason to put up with him so they leave. He considers that proof they were never loyal to begin with, and that his tactics are successfully culling true enemies from his life.

People think that "X is a huge L" but to Ralph it's not. Metokur didn't come on anymore. Gator made fun of him. Rekieta's success didn't convert to Ralph's success. He can't just be friendly with people who's association doesn't directly benefit him. All these people are worthless to him because people are only conduits of giving him what he wants. May and Faith gave him children, which are only important to him because in online discussion having a family is important. He will never contest Xander's paternity because he doesn't want to pay child support. He will kick May and her child out out the second he's bored of them.

Ralph has nothing to lose. Nothing. He does not care. May could blow her brains out right now and he wouldn't even cry. Her parents would be the ones paying to cremate the body. As long as he's got about 200 people giving him $10 on average each month to enable his lifestyle, habits, and vices, Ralph will truly believe he is a winner.

I believe he would start caring if and when jailtime or any serious punishment rears its head. As you have pointed out, Ralph seems (understandably) afraid of jail or any possibility of serious tangible consequences. And as demonstrated with the revenge porn case, he'll do whatever it takes to stay out of it. I think if the guarantee of more tangible punishments for his dumbassery come (assaults, jail time, etc.) then maybe he could fix his shit. I doubt it would come, but it then raises the question: what would be the most effective way of doing it. My answer: money. All he cares about really is money. That's really what enables his behavior. Take that out the equation, you probably won't have as many instances of retardation. I could be wrong and I am not encouraging people to go after his financial supporters or methods of gaining money (as that is something the feds would do and is therefore gay and cringe). Just proposing a hypothetical based on my observations.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

My one concern is that all of this clearly isn’t sustainable. And I don’t mean in a monetary sense for Ralph (though that’s also true), but in that I don’t see how the harvest can continue long term. Mind you, I never fucking foresaw a based rabbit anime girl shitting on Ralph, so I expect things might continue to go insane... but that’s sorta the problem.

Ralph has gone from a low boil to raging inferno, and both his life and mental state have to be in shambles at this point. Now, I doubt Ralph has the ability to stop doubling down on things, that’s not my concern. Instead, it’s something I thought of when reading another thread, comparing him to Chris at his height, and talking about how much more seems to be left to go. And see, I sorta agree with that. Except... I think Ralph is gonna implode way fucking faster.

Mind, I wasn’t here for the true CWC glory days, but from what I’ve read up on, Chris’ big blunders were relatively spaced out, whereas Ralph’s are coming day by day. So... instead of us getting years and years more content from him, I’m expecting Ralph has a year maximum left in him before he goes so far off the rails he’s either dragged away by police or something like that.

Mind, I think the time between now and then will be entertaining as hell, just my thoughts on his longevity.

You're not wrong, however Ralph is a mountain of a man - both literally and figuratively - and if you have ever hiked up a mountain you'll be reminded of all the false peaks along the way.

Surely this is it, we've reached the top now.

Yet you get there, it levels out and you see another peak. Rinse and repeat.

This has been Ralph since he has been known online. Prison. Pillstream. Miami. Stream.me. Corn Harvest. Faith. Tranny fight... It goes on and on.

So while I agree that I feel the same - I have to doubt my instincts. Ralph could be around for some time still.

 

[endangeredspecies]

Liking anime is so fucking unamerican

 

[Nate Scully 025]

Two completely different beasts. People saying Ralph is the "new Chris-Chan" don't understand Chris that well and are falling for a classic trope of declaring someone to be the new Chris. just because that person is silly.

Chris, more than anything, was gullible. "Naive". A lot of what people remember about Chris was something trolls talked him into doing. Very little of Classic Chris was just something Chris wanted to do. Chris wanted to sleep all day and play video games and have a girlfriend take care of his ever need. Trolls used girls to convince him into doing everything Chris is famous for -- except for fucking his mom, which is more debatable.

Ralph, more than anything, is narcissistic. His overinflated sense of self-worth, defensiveness, laziness and entitlement, are all components of his narcissism. His actions are definitely his own and nobody is telling him to do these things. He's very easily persuaded into doing stupid things with the slightest provocations, but that's not the same.

He's losing control, so to regain control he shit-tests his allies. Nobody has any reason to put up with him so they leave. He considers that proof they were never loyal to begin with, and that his tactics are successfully culling true enemies from his life.

People think that "X is a huge L" but to Ralph it's not. Metokur didn't come on anymore. Gator made fun of him. Rekieta's success didn't convert to Ralph's success. He can't just be friendly with people who's association doesn't directly benefit him. All these people are worthless to him because people are only conduits of giving him what he wants. May and Faith gave him children, which are only important to him because in online discussion having a family is important. He will never contest Xander's paternity because he doesn't want to pay child support. He will kick May and her child out out the second he's bored of them.

Ralph has nothing to lose. Nothing. He does not care. May could blow her brains out right now and he wouldn't even cry. Her parents would be the ones paying to cremate the body. As long as he's got about 200 people giving him $10 on average each month to enable his lifestyle, habits, and vices, Ralph will truly believe he is a winner.

... huh. That’s... an interesting perspective. I’d never looked at things that way, but I guess I can see it. But, well... Kiwifarms probably isn’t the best place to say something like this... but isn’t that kinda sad? Being so attached to keeping the liquor flowing and slots spinning that you not just would throw away friends and family just for that, but that you don’t even see it as a sacrifice?

Mind, that pisses me off far more than it causes me to pity him, but that’s a mindset I just can’t even imagine. I only watch anything with Ralph when it intersects with people with an once of charisma in their bones, so... I guess it’s hard to gauge that kind of emptiness just from those examples.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Liking anime is so fucking unamerican

So is winning wars and not being fat.

 

[Null]

If you went after his supporters they'd doubledown. Persecution tends to embolden people on the defensive. When people are on the defensive you start really thinking about what you can do to help, and, as this site has proven, if there's a will there is a way.

Ralph could go to jail but that's solely up to him and I don't think he's going to risk that. I don't think he realized it was ostensibly illegal to post porn without consent.

Quite frankly I don't see this ending. It will just get boring for a while.

• There will no consequences as a result of his criminal case in California.
• He will not become Xander's legal father.
• I can see May staying or leaving. It won't matter to Ralph. He'll quickly replace her with someone other desperate woman.
• Ralph might have a falling out with Fuentes, but probably not, as Fuentes never talks about Ralph.
• Ralph is more likely to have a falling out with Dick, now that Dick isn't doing much for him, but that won't change things.
• Ralph can get booted off some streaming service but he'll just find another like he has before.

Like, face it, if you're in this because you want to see the day Ralph implodes and succumbs to misery and is crying on a Twitter live that he's ruined, that will literally never happen.

Here's my actual prediction: Ralph's behavior is someone who plans to be dead soon. He will die from accident or health complications in the next 5 years. That's why nothing matters to him.

 

[Berb]

He will die from accident or health complications in the next 5 years

Correct take.

The Ralph saga won't end in some spectacular festival, it'll end suddenly and unexpectedly. I have my money on another car crash sometime this year. The sentiment here will be surprise and shock more than anything else.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Here's my actual prediction: Ralph's behavior is someone who plans to be dead soon. He will die from accident or health complications in the next 5 years. That's why nothing matters to him.

I’m amazed his liver and kidneys have been holding up considering his poor diet, lack of exercise, and drug/alcohol abuse, but then again he probably has never seen a doctor outside of his heart attack and beat down so who knows what his liver enzymes and BP are like.

Maybe he has had a moment of “I’m going to die and need to live it up” mentality he has kept under wraps to explain his behavior.

All I know is a drug overdose or his heart failing live on the killstream is the most likely end for Ralph. One final shart on stream to end them all.

 

[DewsLit]

I have my money on another car crash sometime this year.

I hope he doesn't take some rando with him.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Yeah, and he doesn't care about who or what be leaves behind, because he's a piece of shit.

 

[Barbigny]

I have the Same Feeling, there is no way for Ralph to live Like this for more than a month. If he doesnt chill the fuck out he'll have a nervous breakdown soon and Shit will get depressing.

Edit: Shit i Just realized that He isn't at his PC atm. I Bet he'll leak everything about everyone when he is back at the barn. Man, the Casino episode drove him off the deep end.

As I recall, there was a bit of a lull between the original corn harvest and the gunt tape. At that time, however, he had the ability to pull fairly notable guests, so he still had his show to fall back on. Still, I think we should equally anticipate the new ways in which Ralph will be able to bore us over the next year.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Sunrise with the quick Kino.

 

[Hail Mandalore]

Ralph surviving this long despite himself has probably caused dozens of people to think they don’t really need to moderate their own lifestyles.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

My money is on jail of some type. Ralph has cases coming up and as this whole shit show accelerates, he will do more pills and booze.

If he isn’t locked up something really bad is going to happen. No doubt about it. Meigh if you see this, you know it’s true.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

If you went after his supporters they'd doubledown. Persecution tends to embolden people on the defensive. When people are on the defensive you start really thinking about what you can do to help, and, as this site has proven, if there's a will there is a way.

Ralph could go to jail but that's solely up to him and I don't think he's going to risk that. I don't think he realized it was ostensibly illegal to post porn without consent.

Quite frankly I don't see this ending. It will just get boring for a while.

• There will no consequences as a result of his criminal case in California.
• He will not become Xander's legal father.
• I can see May staying or leaving. It won't matter to Ralph. He'll quickly replace her with someone other desperate woman.
• Ralph might have a falling out with Fuentes, but probably not, as Fuentes never talks about Ralph.
• Ralph is more likely to have a falling out with Dick, now that Dick isn't doing much for him, but that won't change things.
• Ralph can get booted off some streaming service but he'll just find another like he has before.

Like, face it, if you're in this because you want to see the day Ralph implodes and succumbs to misery and is crying on a Twitter live that he's ruined, that will literally never happen.

Here's my actual prediction: Ralph's behavior is someone who plans to be dead soon. He will die from accident or health complications in the next 5 years. That's why nothing matters to him.

If Jim where to make a dedicated video on Ralph, Jim fans will shit on him for couple weeks then move on and Ralph will be continuing to do the same thing after that. Also he very forgivable of Dick but then again I thought Gator would always guntguard but now we're here. So who knows

 

[Cerdriv]

• Ralph might have a falling out with Fuentes, but probably not, as Fuentes never talks about Ralph

There is ground for a potential feud between the two. All it takes is Fuentes responding to a superchat on his show about Ralph in a way that Ralph doesn't like and someone clipping it. I seem to remember someone suggesting Ralph had a big penis in a superchat to Fuentes around the time of the sex tape and he laughed and said that is clearly not the case, but I doubt Ralph saw that as I've never seen anybody mention it before anywhere. I believe that Ralph has no honest respect for Fuentes. He pals around with people like Dingo, Richard Spencer and Rachel Wilson who have had beef with him. Ralph takes any sort of friendliness with his enemies by his allies as a slight, therefore his willingness to platform the detractors of Fuentes reflects that he doesn't exactly think too highly of him.

Additionally Fuentes gains very little from his association from Ralph. Ralph's stream used to serve as an easy forum on which Fuentes could engage with dumb detractors when he feels it appropriate, but he now has a cadre of smaller streamers more friendly to him he can use for that purpose. This is simply to say that there would be very little cost to Fuentes if he were to spurn Ralph.

Although it's entirely possible Ralph may bite his tongue as he wishes to grift from Nick's far larger audience. If Fuentes declines in popularity it's certainly going to happen.

 

[The First Fag]

If you went after his supporters they'd doubledown. Persecution tends to embolden people on the defensive. When people are on the defensive you start really thinking about what you can do to help, and, as this site has proven, if there's a will there is a way.

Ralph could go to jail but that's solely up to him and I don't think he's going to risk that. I don't think he realized it was ostensibly illegal to post porn without consent.

Quite frankly I don't see this ending. It will just get boring for a while.

• There will no consequences as a result of his criminal case in California.
• He will not become Xander's legal father.
• I can see May staying or leaving. It won't matter to Ralph. He'll quickly replace her with someone other desperate woman.
• Ralph might have a falling out with Fuentes, but probably not, as Fuentes never talks about Ralph.
• Ralph is more likely to have a falling out with Dick, now that Dick isn't doing much for him, but that won't change things.
• Ralph can get booted off some streaming service but he'll just find another like he has before.

Like, face it, if you're in this because you want to see the day Ralph implodes and succumbs to misery and is crying on a Twitter live that he's ruined, that will literally never happen.

Here's my actual prediction: Ralph's behavior is someone who plans to be dead soon. He will die from accident or health complications in the next 5 years. That's why nothing matters to him.

I do agree that in all likelihood, Ralph is never going to change until the day he dies and that he is never gonna have that "it's over" moment. I've come to terms with that with your Legalities+ stream. That's not why I'm here. I'm here because he has made me laugh because he is very stupid. And I will continue to laugh at him until he stops being funny.

I also agree that persecuting his supporters isn't gonna end well. I even spelled out that you shouldn't go after them. The last couple of times he's been thrown off was pretty good demonstration of that.

That's not what I was trying to say. I will concede I probably should have worded it better. I apologize. Feel free to call me retarded.

What I was trying to say is that IF they decide for whatever reason this ain't werf whether due to them not having enough money to give or (even more unlikely) they decide they've had enough of his autism, then he could probably change back to the old Ralph or maybe embrace his old Democrat roots to try and court a left-leaning audience (which would spectacularly fail and would be very funny). He did fuck Fai Fai who is, correct me if I'm wrong, a BLM activist and generally left-leaning person and he also voted for Obama twice.

I don't see that happening because, as you and many others have said, stupid is as stupid does. But if (and the keyword here is "if") they decide this shitshow isn't werf funding, he might change his behavior in some fashion. And even then, I am doubtful it would happen at all, let alone stick, because again, stupid is as stupid does.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I for one, love that Ralph has no bottom floor to hit aside from dying from being a fat piece of shit, watching him flail about like a cartoon version of the dumbest wigger to ever live is kino as fuck. The fact he's managing to make DSP look successful and intelligent by comparison is fucking amazing. I never thought I would see the day where an IBS personality was getting BTFO'd live on air by a Vtuber while Metokur of all people threw money at her like a low cost whore. This harvest is amazing, the corn must continue to flow.

 

[Desktop User2]

Additionally Fuentes gains very little from his association from Ralph.

Nobody that matters think about Fuentes association with some random retard... I don´t think even the trad cathboy consider them associates. He´s pretty thin-skinned as well, so the only possible fallout is if Ralph start platforming people that shit on him constantly.

 

[The First Fag]

I for one, love that Ralph has no bottom floor to hit aside from dying from being a fat piece of shit, watching him flail about like a cartoon version of the dumbest wigger to ever live is kino as fuck. The fact he's managing to make DSP look successful and intelligent by comparison is fucking amazing. I never thought I would see the day where an IBS personality was getting BTFO'd live on air by a Vtuber while Metokur of all people threw money at her like a low cost whore. This harvest is amazing, the corn must continue to flow.

Corn cares not from who it flows, only that it must flow