DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Rate me late if it's already been mentioned. Dying Light 2 has Streamer Mode.
Yea. But DSP would not turn this on, does he? It would ruin the experience for the viewers.

SPOILER ALERT: First stream he will not finish tutorial segment.

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Just checked.
I went to bed at 30 minutes before he ended and no other tips came in?
I wonder what happened that made him beg extra hard recently?
I am thinking either:
1. A medical bill he needs to shell out - Teeth extraction. At least 2. It costs roughly 1k for a root typically.
2. His gotcha is not bleeding into his other categories such as fun time (Door Dash/ Total Wine).
3. A whale left behind the scenes and he know he wil/ he has lost a CHUNK of his money.
Thoughts?
Nah he's not hurting for money he just thinks he deserves a certain amount. He griped this much when he was making 16k a month because he thought he deserved what he made when he was on youtube. He gripes now because he thinks he deserves what he made when he was on twitch etc.
 
oh god, R* just announced they are in "active development" of the next GTA game and will show something when they're ready.

Can't wait to see what work of fiction Phil presents as absolute fact from his time as a game developer, social media manager, CEO and some other thing he can pretend to be an expert on to shit on R* during the therapy cast

Yea. But DSP would not turn this on, does he? It would ruin the experience for the viewers.

SPOILER ALERT: First stream he will not finish tutorial segment.

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I can guarantee that we'll hear "6 years in development and there's bug" and various versions of it like he's rain man and it's three mins till wapner.
 
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oh god, R* just announced they are in "active development" of the next GTA game and will show something when they're ready.

Can't wait to see what work of fiction Phil presents as absolute fact from his time as a game developer, social media manage, CEO and some other thing he can pretend to be an expert on to shit on R* during the therapy cast

As I've said before, this "podcast" is the only way Phil can jerk off onscreen in front of children without being banned.
 
SPOILER ALERT: First stream he will not finish tutorial segment.
A tutorial counts as gameplay, but it's obviously not nearly as interesting as the rest of the game, and he gives no though to it killing the momentum and interest because he's stupid enough to think that HE carries those things in his streams. Pay no mind to his blaming the game when he isn't making money, that still counts as him crediting himself for being entertaining, he's declaring the game to be a boat anchor weighing him down, essentially. He just sounds like he's having it both ways because his communication skills are shit, and he's too stupid to realize how he comes across.

So as much as it may seem otherwise at first glance, his decreasing of time spent actually playing a game isn't a long-term plan he has been on for years. He has been killing the momentum in his streams, but doesn't know it, he's just running more and more from legit gameplay out of an increasing dislike for the charade. It has cost him a lot of money over the years, and he has no idea.
 
SPOILER ALERT: First stream he will not finish tutorial segment.
Why doesn't he just stream it all day? Do the 4 hour premier stream, eat, start the dying light 2 late stream. Its not like he's bogging himself down with new releases yet. And this is the easiest way to get new viewers AND make progress No. Instead we make a retarded schedule that consumes all our time and wastes the viewers.
 
Yea. But DSP would not turn this on, does he? It would ruin the experience for the viewers.

SPOILER ALERT: First stream he will not finish tutorial segment.

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Definitely, the game has Streamer Mode, which most streamers that played the game already knows. If Phil didn't turn on that mode, things will definitely spice up into laughs, even to paypigs (somehow).
Goddamn if he didn't finish the tutorial segment, it is going to be horrendously laughable for how much of a sore loser Phil is.
 
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Phil was asked if he was having a midlife crisis

'It's the opposite for me... right now my life is the best I've ever had!':
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"Mid-knife crisis...I have a real whole wife(life?).....BLAH EBH LBBLUBUBLUB(incomprehensible), I have an awesome cat and Jasper. I have a real complete family....have to financially get back on my feet..."

Fucking what.
 
Why have six shitty wee little things, when you can have one big fuck you keg? Fucking stupid mate innit?
He fell for the scam, BMW all over again. :stress:

Intimidating he is. Just imagine you're waiting at Twirls and Curls, and this six feet two inches bloke wobbles up to you and cuts in line. He's wearing massive platform New Balance, baggy dad jeans, some gamer shirt with a fuck you keg under it and he's rocking a mutilated goatee and bald spot. Would you dare say anything irl, troll? Thought so.
id charge him 50 dollars cause a sucker is born every day
 
oh god, R* just announced they are in "active development" of the next GTA game and will show something when they're ready.

Can't wait to see what work of fiction Phil presents as absolute fact from his time as a game developer, social media manager, CEO and some other thing he can pretend to be an expert on to shit on R* during the therapy cast.
A 40 minute rant about GTA Online 2 today mixed with a NFT rant because Phil will probably be convinced in his head that it will include NFTs.
 
Why doesn't he just stream it all day? Do the 4 hour premier stream, eat, start the dying light 2 late stream. Its not like he's bogging himself down with new releases yet. And this is the easiest way to get new viewers AND make progress No. Instead we make a retarded schedule that consumes all our time and wastes the viewers.
Umm.. He's a variety streamer dood, and the schedule has already been made.

Aside from that it's Friday and Alotta Peepul looks forward to "Friday Night Fights™" so only a complete MORON would suggest that he plays the same game for an entire day, sound good? <wet snort> ok then.
 
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A 40 minute rant about GTA Online 2 today mixed with a NFT rant because Phil will probably be convinced in his head that it will include NFTs.

Which somehow segways into a job he used to have thats like something to do with the R* story then somehow ends up on his raging hate boner for Sony, Cyberpunk, SFV or TloU2.
 
I could've swore we already established that on top of being a slave to his own habits, Phil's hatred of his job contributes to a desire to keep things somewhat lively for himself by switching games as much as possible.

Also, as of late, he's desperate to keep shuffling through games to find one that consistently has him hitting the tips goal. And because that's such a priority, making about the same money every day, since that's how he lives his life, burning through it isn't an option. He has to stretch it out, to make it go farther.

Wouldn't be such a problem if he actually saved any money instead of wasting it all.
 
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