Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
Bojack Horseman has been very quiet during all of this affair, no defending her man or anything. REALLY telling of her opinion on the Memphis micro at this present time.
I still say he’s paying her a Gator wage to keep up appearances they’re still together and keep faking the pregnancy. Hopefully she used the time Ralph was away for reflection and has already left with Ralph none the wiser.

Or maybe she gets off seeing Ralph be this big strong man “attacking” his enemies and he’s really bringing it to them despite being a laughing stock internet tough guy
 
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She's been reading the thread, hi Meigh!:
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For the whole time Meigh's been with Ralph Gator has been so nice to her on Twitter, retweeting her dumb anime shit and deflecting some of the heat directed to her. But he's unpersoned now so fuck him:
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She's been reading the thread, hi Meigh!:
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For the whole time Meigh's been with Ralph Gator has been so nice to her on Twitter, retweeting her dumb anime shit and deflecting some of the heat directed to her. But he's unpersoned now so fuck him:
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Real life sucks all the time for you Meigh and it’s about to get a lot worse.

You let an obese, drunken, greasy, washed-up e-streamer gambling addict, who’s now the internet’s reigning laughing stock after becoming a Portuguese punching bag, get you pregnant ffs. You have ruined your life, let’s just hope you don’t ruin the life of that kid too.

Does anyone think Ralph is giving Neigh lessons on always deny reality, pretend you are always winning schtick? Or it’s more likely Ralph is just writing these tweet.

Ralph and her jealously watched the v-tuber stream about her cringe try out. Poor May, if only she didn’t have the personality of wet cardboard she could be making a living playing a rabbit anime girl on YT like Pippa and pal around with fellow weebs.

Instead she’s been gunted and now has to pretend anime is the worst thing in the world because Ralph’s blood enemies like it. She’s had to take down all the anime posters from the empty nursery before Ralph gets home. Probably the only thing she had for the nursery besides those drive-by diapers.

Just remember Neigh, you’re on the blood enemy short list. Ralph will be talking about you in public next year like he talked about Faith last year. You know this is true. He already treats you like shit in private any time he’s in a bad mood and he’s going to be in a bad mood for the rest of 2022. Things are only going down, not up. He can barely stand to be around you now and you haven’t even brought home a fussy infant that never sleeps yet.

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Let’s just hope May has flown the coop before the beaten potato gets home. God only knows how long Gunt would pretend she was still around. He’d be ordering Applebee’s taking photos to tweet from May’s account for months. It would be an apt chapter in Ethan’s hilarious shitshow of a life.
 
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He already treats you like shit in private any time he’s in a bad mood and he’s going to be in a bad mood for the rest of 2022.
He isn't even going to look normal for all of 2022. His face and skull were so shattered that he's going to look fucked up for at least a year and possibly forever. He's going to be insanely sensitive about it too, like the little crying bitch he is. He will take this out on Meigh, and probably on the baby. He is such a fuck up there is a good chance we see a shaken-baby syndrome death and this worthless hick goes to prison for the rest of his life.
 
He isn't even going to look normal for all of 2022. His face and skull were so shattered that he's going to look fucked up for at least a year and possibly forever. He's going to be insanely sensitive about it too, like the little crying bitch he is. He will take this out on Meigh, and probably on the baby. He is such a fuck up there is a good chance we see a shaken-baby syndrome death and this worthless hick goes to prison for the rest of his life.
I still like how there is people who say his face doesn't look that bad, Like buddy when he lifted down those glasses my fucking face started hurting.
 
I don't understand why anyone here is concerned about Amanda's safety and wants her to leave Ralph. She's not a victim. She's a morally bankrupt pedophile who aided in the grooming of Faith because she wanted access to a child and to have sex with Faith. She should have to live with her bad decisions, as should Ralph. They deserve eachother. Ralph needs her lemon wedges and shit to get the taste of felt out of his mouth.
 
He is such a fuck up there is a good chance we see a shaken-baby syndrome death and this worthless hick goes to prison for the rest of his life.
I honestly believe Xandrina will die from 1 of 3 options;

  • Shaken to death for waking gunt from a makers coma because hungry (it has happened by accident to far better people than ralph)
  • Slow roasted in the back of the scam Nissan in a wal-mart parking lot
  • Out of sheer neglect it will unknowingly ingest something around the crackshack, likely narcotics
 
He isn't even going to look normal for all of 2022. His face and skull were so shattered that he's going to look fucked up for at least a year and possibly forever. He's going to be insanely sensitive about it too, like the little crying bitch he is. He will take this out on Meigh, and probably on the baby. He is such a fuck up there is a good chance we see a shaken-baby syndrome death and this worthless hick goes to prison for the rest of his life.
Imagine being a helpless newborn child, and one of the first things you see is this face leering down at you from the side of your crib.

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