Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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The Un-Clit said:
I can taste that kiss in my mind, and I fucking well HATE that I can, so I'm sharing that mental image with you all so that you can taste it too when you read it and think about it.


Also Taco Bell U.S. has "Diablo" sauce? how much hotter then 'fire' (which isn't all that hot at Taco Bell Canada) is it?
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From my experience it's a bit hotter but it's also that kind of hot sauce that is purely acidic with no flavor.
 
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Why does it look like he has cottage cheese under that shirt???
 
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zero-who said:
Wiretap. He's a fuckin' rat.
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Rat to who? The Fakeass Fatass Patrol?

Not that he fakes that fat (although he totally pulls his head back and pushes his gut out to give prominance to his triple chin and swollen gut) but unless it would give him more views (or ideally subscribers and paypigs) I can't see him ratting his drama-whore ass to anyone or any thing.

re Private Joker's Cholesterol fatbomb links
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I really wish we had In-n-Out Burger here in Canada. We have Carls Jr. and Five Guys now, but those in-out burgs look just fucking tempting beyond all fat-and-salt measure. I have to admit I really, REALLY want to inhale one of those greaseball-carbohydrate motherfuckers, they look SO GODDAMN GOOD, just not in Nico levels of disgusting fatassery. Maybe one of these days. More likely when the COOF barriers lift I will take a ride down to Bellingham to visit. I doubt the bordertown of Blaine WA has an in-n-out burg, but they DO have one of the best Tex-Mex restaurants around in the Paso Del Norte. Maybe a drunken margurita and fajita celebration will tide me over.

God DAMN I AM SO DRUNK AND HUNGRY I WANT SO MOTHERFUCKING TEX MEX RIGHT GODDAKN NOW FUCK CANADA FOR HAVING ONLY INDIAN IMMIGZRANTS AND NO BEANERS FUCK FUCK!
 
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Layne_43 said:
I wonder if there have been encounters of Nicholas. If so, I'd love to hear some stories of what it was like
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If there have, unless the person encountering him is a Youtube viewer/fan, it's most likely they never thought of him as anything beyond 'some fat guy'.

His whole on-camera persona is just that. A role he acts in. He really is dedicated to his act as it's his ticket to ride, no matter how badly he fucks up his body in the meantime to get paid. He dosen't have to worry about never getting laid as a fatboy since he has Orlin's fat burrito any time he wants it, so he stuffs his face and acts like a faggot fishwife on camera.

I just wonder if he will ever be able to do what most Sumo wrestlers in Japan do once their career ends: slim back down to a normal size and live as long as most other Japanese men do. I doubt Nico has the willpower. Nothing to base it on,but I have that feeling.
 
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