Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
Fair enough. I'm still going to say that Ralph has publically gotten his shit kicked in no less than 4 times now.
Not sure if this is an unpopular take, but getting beat up by a troon, also known as a biological man, is in fact far less pathetic than getting beat up by a woman.
Ralph got arrested by a woman he took a missed swing at. Ralph got beat up by a woman at Digipedo's troon house.
 
Not sure if this is an unpopular take, but getting beat up by a troon, also known as a biological man, is in fact far less pathetic than getting beat up by a woman.
Mintsalad, a furry porn artist and (as far as I know) an autistic and actual biological woman, threw the most punches and probably broke Ralph's nose. She was the one that Ralph spitted blood at
 
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Not sure if this is an unpopular take, but getting beat up by a troon, also known as a biological man, is in fact far less pathetic than getting beat up by a woman.
Ralph got arrested by a woman he took a missed swing at. Ralph got beat up by a woman at Digipedo's troon house.
That's a great take. I like it.
 
The dust up at the tranny house was pretty damn funny, and it being played so much is funny as hell too. I don't think anyone really won that unless it was the person (mint i think) that just rained down boys on the gunt, 10 good shots at least. Shame mint has such noodle arms and had no real force behind em.
The part that i enjoy the most is the dead on punch that came at the very start and knocked ralph's hat off and rocked him. Reminded me of that guy that punched the kangaroo that had his doggo in a head lock. Funniest fuckign thing i've seen in a good while. Same damn expression too!!
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Their comedic timing needs some work and sometimes its better for the joke/situation to stand by itself, you don't need to be a fucking hypeman for it every moment.
PPP was too eager for some questions with Gator, a handful of times he would literally start asking the next question before Gator finished.
They still need to work on not talking over each other and ceding the floor to the other person or the guest, can partly blame it on being hyped for Gator.

Fuentes segment wasn't bad. When PPP started talking about Nick being trapped in a Peter Pan teen delusion who only cares about tendies, video games and porn, it struck such a nerve the homo audience appeared in the chat seething hard.
I will unironically keep watching if they keep improving.
Andy can handle guests because he rarely talks out of turn even with his stammering. PPP interrupts too much and doesn't know when to let the guests just talk because he presses too much with "hardball questions" that interferes with the pacing. The point is to let the guest talk. PPP tries to control the conversation too much.
 
PPP interrupts too much and doesn't know when to let the guests just talk because he presses too much with "hardball questions" that interferes with the pacing. The point is to let the guest talk. PPP tries to control the conversation too much.
PPP is great as a solo act, but he's going to be a liability if he tries to "keep it real" with these Ralph defectors and wants to rub their noses in it.

If Warski hadn't been there to smooth things over, I think Gaydur would've left and they wouldn't have gotten nearly the dirt they did on Ralph.

The dude is full-throttle all the time and that doesn't always work in this new format.
 
PPP interrupts too much and doesn't know when to let the guests just talk because he presses too much with "hardball questions" that interferes with the pacing. The point is to let the guest talk. PPP tries to control the conversation too much.
That and also he just isn't kino anymore, after the homosexual break up with Sufer its just gone down hill. Drunk and high PPP, Surfer and Andy was PPPs peak, when he started doing that gay Jim inquisition thing with the gimp jester bdsm gear I had to stop watching. Kino casino is only going to last until the Andy and Gator have run dried with Ralph news, and once that well is dry than you're going to see PPP and Andy either feud or just do fake feuds like how he did it with Godwinson.
 
PPP is great as a solo act, but he's going to be a liability if he tries to "keep it real" with these Ralph defectors and wants to rub their noses in it.

If Warski hadn't been there to smooth things over, I think Gaydur would've left and they wouldn't have gotten nearly the dirt they did on Ralph.

The dude is full-throttle all the time and that doesn't always work in this new format.
I think he needs to dial it back a bit to just let the kino flow instead of trying to force it. Less is more. This is just a show, not his limelight. I think he isn't terrible but he needs to bring it in before he alienates guests too often.

That and also he just isn't kino anymore, after the homosexual break up with Sufer its just gone down hill. Drunk and high PPP, Surfer and Andy was PPPs peak, when he started doing that gay Jim inquisition thing with the gimp jester bdsm gear I had to stop watching. Kino casino is only going to last until the Andy and Gator have run dried with Ralph news, and once that well is dry than you're going to see PPP and Andy either feud or just do fake feuds like how he did it with Godwinson.
This can go a number of ways. They'll keep going after Fuentes and if I heard correctly they're going to try to get Alice on and cover IP2 shit so who knows long it will last, yes, you're correct but there's still some more things in their sleeve.

WHAT THEY SHOULD DO is try to get more defectors like if Bibble gets shitlisted, maybe Andy makes up with JFG, Adezero, Jim, shit like that if they want to pad out their shows. Just my personal take on that.
 
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If everyone who believed I was Gator shot themselves on a livestream the guntboard and world would be a better place because the only people that actually believe it have been discordfaggots (trannies) like @Bryan Dunn who are on the internet all day.

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People think you are gator because your posts come across as spinless and filled with trepidation and uncertainty. If you are not gator but people think you are you should just kill yourself LMAO.
 
That was fucking something last night, people may not like Jim but hes damn good at summarizing a happening.

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A good one to start with, I mean it was assumed, but to get a fairly solid confirmation is nice.

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I posted that on its own earlier in the thread a bit when I thought that was going to be one of the biggest reveals, holy fuck was I ever wrong.

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I fucking bet that would be awful. I could see how Gator would be both disgusted at Ralph and hate people who were aylogging Ralph if they kept sending that.

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Another assumption with a nice confirmation.

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This. This is fucking massive, it makes Ralph look like such a fucking faggot. Trials? Jesus christ Gunt.

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But it gets worse! Holy crap does it get worse for Ralph. This is amazing, pretty much confirms everything that KF has assumed about Ralph, from his own hooves. Fucking everything the kiwis said was right.

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I fucking bet. Uh oh Ralph your fans are turning!

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Ralph you look like such a.... woman doesn't cut it here.

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Hes so fucking mad. Everything he said was faggoty to do, was awful to do? Now he's threatening to do it.

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There ya go Gator.

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Ralphs fucking head is going to explode if this stream happens. If this trend of shit getting worse and worse for Ralph continues? Sophs gonna come out with Dms from Ralph.
 
Ralph really just doesn't know when to stop and reassess his life
I think comparison to Maddox Gator made might come to a reality.
If Gunt lives to see next summer. It is easy to imagine people would have to get restraining orders against him three years from now, because he sends mail to employers of people... who just happen to know a person, that made joke about him.
 
I think what Shannon is doing is extreme faggotry all the same, specially with airing out all the dirty laundry. It's extremely entertaining, but lets not forget he still reeks of guntsweat and is not anywhere near "one of you guys" as he wants to be. "You guys" being people that point and laugh at the gunt - specially after guntguarding for so long in such an absurd manner that was nothing more than him being a sycophant.

Never forget. Would be more amusing if Jim just called out the amount of hypocrisy Gator is indulging in and shits on him for it, which I suspect is gonna be the next step. Might just be milking Shannon for all of his worth - which won't last long imho considering there's only so much there to get and he's dishing it out like hotcakes thinking it'll garner him a place among people that make fun of the gunt.

With that being said... Ralph is going off the reservation. Like this absolute meltdown is hilarious. Imagine taking something on the internet so seriously you'll go to someone's hometown and "conduct interviews" or "set flyers up" like a fucking retard. I for one look forward to him doing it and people looking at him like he's an absolute lunatic and the collective internet just points at laugh at how much of a bitch he is. Almost like the pendulum swung from him making fun of people that did this stupid shit and becoming the type that he started off making fun of.
 
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