The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[artilleryfroth]

“Boss tranny” aka Penny is still out of commission, so naturally he has ample time to be on Twitter. Yesterday he asked for pet pics [A]
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His own cat hung out with him this morning. [A]
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Despite being sick and having a ranch full of others, he went out at 5 am in below zero temps with covid to fill up the generator. [A]
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Virtue signaled for the Natives [A]
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And bemoaned his condition and all the work he does and asked for donations. [A]
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He also replied to a few tweets, ranging from
more info about the outbreak situation on the tranch [A]
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to ACAB [A]
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to Stargate [A]
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to another health update. [A]
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We also got little status updates on Josie, who is feeling better [A]
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and a serf, who tested negative so far. [A]
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Spoiler: Cat

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What a pretty baby, he’s so cute!
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Wait. I thought he loved his local cops, and counted on them to protect him from “Earl”? Am I remembering wrong?

Where’s all this “ACAB” coming from?

 

[AprilRains]

Wait. I thought he loved his local cops, and counted on them to protect him from “Earl”? Am I remembering wrong?

Where’s all this “ACAB” coming from?

Penny claimed the cops were on the side of the Earls. It's how the Tranch justified their bullshit arsenal and crappy shooting drills.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Wait. I thought he loved his local cops, and counted on them to protect him from “Earl”? Am I remembering wrong?

Where’s all this “ACAB” coming from?

Penny claimed the cops were on the side of the Earls. It's how the Tranch justified their bullshit arsenal and crappy shooting drills.

Even though the local cops were nothing but lenient with them. Visited once, took a look at Alpacaschwitz, didn't find anything wrong, left.
Still makes them right wingers in league with Earl, apparently.

 

[AprilRains]

Even though the local cops were nothing but lenient with them. Visited once, took a look at Alpacaschwitz, didn't find anything wrong, left.
Still makes them right wingers in league with Earl, apparently.

You don't get griftbux from drama-loving paranoid narcissists by claiming the local police are totally reasonable and willing to protect you.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Somebody has incurred the wrath of Boss Tranny. Did Kevin anger Penny or is Bonnie trying to come back? [A]

Spoiler: Animal pics he also posted

Edit: Josie test positive for covid. [A]

At least he has the tea he made, a couple of the ingredients he foraged himself. Not sure why he decided it was necessary to get his feet in the reflection. [A]

And the Tranch replies to a tweet discussing capitalism. [A]

Spoiler: Pic

 

[retard strength]

Troons, realize TSA doesn't target you specifically because you are trans, they target everyone for various stupid reasons and it sucks but there is no reason to blubber like a little baby in public about being run through a fucking body scanner so maybe call to abolish TSA or whatever retard shit you do, or grow the fuck up, Challenge 2022

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Did Kevin anger Penny or is Bonnie trying to come back? [A]

I have the lingering theory that Bonnie is back but it's quite lingering and frail. The only thing I have is the pitbull post and the fact that there's a estrogen shots that don't count towards anyone else.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Pressing X on Bonnaroo coming back in the middle of a coof outbreak. Sounds like a one-way ticket to doing a shitton of heavy outdoor labor during the ass-end of the year.

 

[Oxyjen]

Pressing X on Bonnaroo coming back in the middle of a coof outbreak. Sounds like a one-way ticket to doing a shitton of heavy outdoor labor during the ass-end of the year.

I dunno man, this has a ring of possibility about it. He could’ve been back for a while. Maybe holding down the fort while the A team went off to do laboring to make ends meet.
I know it seems unlikely because he’s a lazy slob, but if the novelty has worn off with kindness, where else is he going to go?

Somebody has incurred the wrath of Boss Tranny. Did Kevin anger Penny or is Bonnie trying to come back?

Or is already back

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I dunno man, this has a ring of possibility about it. He could’ve been back for a while. Maybe holding down the fort while the A team went off to do laboring to make ends meet.
I know it seems unlikely because he’s a lazy slob, but if the novelty has worn off with kindness, where else is he going to go?


Or is already back

I imagine he'd have to go through a public penance/forgiveness session first. Publicly (twatter dot coom) renouncing his wayward ways, rejecting the allure of BPD pussy, asking for forgiveness, doing a whole fucking struggle session, and then Pennywise would have to embrace him back to the fold in a similarly public way.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

I imagine he'd have to go through a public penance/forgiveness session first. Publicly (twatter dot coom) renouncing his wayward ways, rejecting the allure of BPD pussy, asking for forgiveness, doing a whole fucking struggle session, and then Pennywise would have to embrace him back to the fold in a similarly public way.

I highly doubt it. Trannies are allergic to accountability. If he ever came back, it would be quietly and without much public fuss.

 

[Oxyjen]

I imagine he'd have to go through a public penance/forgiveness session first. Publicly (twatter dot coom) renouncing his wayward ways, rejecting the allure of BPD pussy, asking for forgiveness, doing a whole fucking struggle session, and then Pennywise would have to embrace him back to the fold in a similarly public way.

I see where you’re coming from, but considering he’s sworn off Twitter, would never admit he’s done anything wrong in the first place (and clearly felt that penny was the party who had to apologize), I can’t see that happening.

IMO, if there was a conversation it was in private and more along the lines of “you’re still co-owner so come back if you want but that crack-whore better not be in tow. Also we’re totally broke and your tractor got repossessed xox ”.

There would clearly still be massive unresolved issues and resentment, but it’s save the tranch, ride or die time.
If this is true and the coof chose that exact moment to quarantine them all in 0 degree weather for a week, that is fucking hilarious and Ash needs to be there filming it.
It’ll be the best drama since John Carpenter’s “The Thing”.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I highly doubt it. Trannies are allergic to accountability. If he ever came back, it would be quietly and without much public fuss.

I see where you’re coming from, but considering he’s sworn off Twitter, would never admit he’s done anything wrong in the first place (and clearly felt that penny was the party who had to apologize), I can’t see that happening.

IMO, if there was a conversation it was in private and more along the lines of “you’re still co-owner so come back if you want but that crack-whore better not be in tow. Also we’re totally broke and your tractor got repossessed xox ”.

There would clearly still be massive unresolved issues and resentment, but it’s save the tranch, ride or die time.
If this is true and the coof chose that exact moment to quarantine them all in 0 degree weather for a week, that is fucking hilarious and Ash needs to be there filming it.
I’ll be the best drama since John Carpenter’s The Thing.

He's challenged boss-man Phil's leadership and put the whole project into jeopardy. I don't think Tran Ranch needs him as much as he needs Tran Ranch, especially since he must be fattening up even further which is decreasing his value and ability as a worker troon. I reckon Phil's quite big into that authority thing - a possible holdover from his CavScout days - so I can't see Mantits Mandozer being let back without groveling. Maybe not publicly on twatter dot coom but Phil would definitely announce it. There's no way he could resist stroking his e-peen along with his ego.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

There are all these discussions but literally it comes down to a single question: who was the other person getting the other estrogen syringe?

There's six syringes - Kevin, Penny, Jen, Unnamed MTF field troon who was helping Penny with drywall, and then... ???

There's one more syringe. And again with the pitbull post

Stop 1 to the first family to drop off the $2800
Edit: Kevin has two cameras so he's likely filming for the tranchumentary

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Kevin made me lol here
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Penny uploaded pic with the dog who they're getting the puppy from.

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Sky uploaded a few cute animal pics but i chose one here for the Semi-Frequent page cleansing.

This was on January 21st. Kindness talks about a pitbull puppy on January 22nd.


Again this theory is very frail but there's some evidence that makes me feel like Bonnie is back. And he's probably been back for a while.

Around the beginning of January, he changed his twitter account to chokeitkf

I just noticed that he changed the RavenManifests account name to chokeonitkf. Not obsessed at all. Nope.
https://twitter.com/chokeonitkf (https://archive.ph/3JmVt)
Same account id:
1469060717483479045

He's probably been back for awhile.

 

[FreeCandyVan]

I don't think Kindness could've stayed quiet if he finally blew and ditched her for the Tranch. Can you even begin to imagine the crippling existential despair caused by having Bonnie reject your real-girl vag to move back into troon sandwich land

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

I don't think Kindness could've stayed quiet if he finally blew and ditched her for the Tranch. Can you even begin to imagine the crippling existential despair caused by having Bonnie reject your real-girl vag to move back into troon sandwich land

You could easily explain it by saying that Kindness is now being given money via the tranch but she stays at home in Denver. She has a tarantula now. She has money and it definitely not from just dog walking. Perhaps it's her mom or perhaps it's the tranch but she's getting some kind of paycheck.

Edit: Or perhaps Bonnie somehow found a way to get Alyssa there. Therefore, that's why he said "chokeitkf"

 

[AnOminous]

Troons, realize TSA doesn't target you specifically because you are trans, they target everyone for various stupid reasons and it sucks but there is no reason to blubber like a little baby in public about being run through a fucking body scanner so maybe call to abolish TSA or whatever retard shit you do, or grow the fuck up, Challenge 2022

They probably tend to give people who stand out as severely mentally ill a second go-over.

 

[Putin Bot]

There is no way in hell Penny would let Bonnie come back with Kindness. It's clear he, and Sky, absolutely cannot stand her and her spastics. No doubt they'd let Bonnie back in, but on the condition that Kindness will not be coming with him. And who knows, maybe Bonnie thinks he can work on Penny and Sky into letting Alyssa move to the tranch, OR, she was so batshit crazy, that even he couldn't put up with her anymore, so dumped her ass and moved right back into the tranch.

 

[Oxyjen]

The thing is, the puppy exchange, if that is in fact what happened, implies that the two tough guys are on good enough terms to at least work together and pass on opportunities.

Therefore it’s also plausible that Bonnie has been recalled to help out because the tranch is about to collapse. I don’t know what that help is - probably not physical help let’s face it - but he at least has a working truck, and literally a stake in keeping the place afloat.

So option 1 he’s gone back to the tranch to help for a limited period and kindness will just have to stay home and tend to the spider-rats…

Or option 2 they’ve fallen out and he’s left in a huff, but she isn’t blasting him on Twitter yet because she wants him to come back.

Or, none of the above, fuck, I don’t know.

 

[AprilRains]

I don't think Bonnie is back at the Tranch, but if that did happen, I'd guess that Kindness's recent illness left her unable to cater to Bonnie's every need, so she got dumped like a sack of dirt.