Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Niggernerd]

"Offer an apology"
Again, eat shit Shannon. Just say it instead of pussyfooting around it. Jesus christ why is it so hard to just go "Hey Josh. Sorry I was a cunt towards you during my sycophant period of guntguarding."

I'll never understand how people like Shannon and Ralph have such a high and undeserved ego. Like just eat your crow like a man instead of a faggot.

He still hoping for a chance to get a job as custodial manager at Kiwi Farms.co

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Null should order us to dox his granny now.

And then everyone here will do the right thing, and tell him "do it yourself faggot". Not because it's a dox, but because packs of wild cats can't be herded.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

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All I ask for is that Ralph be compelled to testify under oath, as a prosecutor reads the last half of that bitchscript and ask him to explain that to the court. Doesn’t matter which of the various criminal proceedings he will be facing soon, just want him under oath please.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

So basically in his brain thread = instadox. I could see it

I could see Ralph feeding into that delusion. "Gaydur they got a thread on you those petafiles are gonna dox you in no time!"

 

[AnOminous]

And then everyone here will do the right thing, and tell him "do it yourself faggot". Not because it's a dox, but because packs of wild cats can't be herded.

Even boomer lawyer Ty Beard, after making a personal army request, realized that was really dumb and nearly immediately withdrew it.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Ralph is able to cry on command by actually thinking about his life for a second

 

[Postal Pippa]

Even boomer lawyer Ty Beard, after making a personal army request, realized that was really dumb and nearly immediately withdrew it.

Who was Beard trying to get dirt on?


To keep this on topic: Ralph and anyone who calls him King is a faggot

 

[MeltyTW]

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@MWV wonder how the courts feel about ralph admitting to fake crying for mercy

 

[AnOminous]

Who was Beard trying to get dirt on?

Basically any KV jackasses. This was dumb because:

1. just being a PA request at all
2. it gave KV ammo to attack him
3. we were going to do that shit anyway

 

[Tiger Jack]

Jesus, this is escalating quickly. Ralph is heading towards a complete nervous breakdown.

If things carry on like this, by the end of the year he WILL be back in jail.

 

[TheSword]

I wonder if gator has already made a sock account and is posting here. Has anyone seen any Jojo Avis recently?

 

[Santiago_Nasar]

I wonder if Dame will rise from the dead to shit on Ralph

 

[NoddingOut]

The Gunt is Old Yeller and someone with a shred of humanity needs to take him out back behind the dumpster at Arby's.

Take him there? They'd just need to turn up and he'd be waiting for them while he rummages.

 

[Mikoyan]

Even boomer lawyer Ty Beard, after making a personal army request, realized that was really dumb and nearly immediately withdrew it.

Out of all Rackets' group, Ty gives the biggest 'tism energy, bigger than even Joe.

 

[Buel19]

I'm starting to hate Ralph's fans more than Ralph himself. How the fuck can they still follow him and even refer to him as "king" after everything he's done

 

[Postal Pippa]

I'm starting to hate Ralph's fans more than Ralph himself. How the fuck can they still follow him and even refer to him as "king" after everything he's done

A lot of folks need a team, a tribe, a place to belong. The want to be part of bigger then themselves and want to feel like they can contribute to a cause they feel is worth enough.

Its sad folks who generally havent done a lot on their life or complete casuals that dont keep up with shit regularly and are happy to brag about how they support something, whether it be "real" or "counter culture". Some folks just love being the underdog or the contrarian as well.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Two completely different beasts. People saying Ralph is the "new Chris-Chan" don't understand Chris that well and are falling for a classic trope of declaring someone to be the new Chris. just because that person is silly.

Chris, more than anything, was gullible. "Naive". A lot of what people remember about Chris was something trolls talked him into doing. Very little of Classic Chris was just something Chris wanted to do. Chris wanted to sleep all day and play video games and have a girlfriend take care of his ever need. Trolls used girls to convince him into doing everything Chris is famous for -- except for fucking his mom, which is more debatable.

Ralph, more than anything, is narcissistic. His overinflated sense of self-worth, defensiveness, laziness and entitlement, are all components of his narcissism. His actions are definitely his own and nobody is telling him to do these things. He's very easily persuaded into doing stupid things with the slightest provocations, but that's not the same.

He's losing control, so to regain control he shit-tests his allies. Nobody has any reason to put up with him so they leave. He considers that proof they were never loyal to begin with, and that his tactics are successfully culling true enemies from his life.

People think that "X is a huge L" but to Ralph it's not. Metokur didn't come on anymore. Gator made fun of him. Rekieta's success didn't convert to Ralph's success. He can't just be friendly with people who's association doesn't directly benefit him. All these people are worthless to him because people are only conduits of giving him what he wants. May and Faith gave him children, which are only important to him because in online discussion having a family is important. He will never contest Xander's paternity because he doesn't want to pay child support. He will kick May and her child out out the second he's bored of them.

Ralph has nothing to lose. Nothing. He does not care. May could blow her brains out right now and he wouldn't even cry. Her parents would be the ones paying to cremate the body. As long as he's got about 200 people giving him $10 on average each month to enable his lifestyle, habits, and vices, Ralph will truly believe he is a winner.

Yeah but like I said he is deficit spending the money he has going into debt eventually even if he can maintain the funding levels he has I sincerely doubt he is financially responsible enough to stay in any way living ‘five star days‘. And he definitely won’t maintain his funding levels if he burns bridges with anyone who helps his content creation. So yeah he seems to be heading to the Lowtax ending.

 

[LadiosSopp]

I'm starting to hate Ralph's fans more than Ralph himself. How the fuck can they still follow him and even refer to him as "king" after everything he's done

Because they have zero self awareness and critical thinking skills. Also I'd wager some sort of complex seeking the approval of someone who they look up to due to their own personal damages. I've seen pics of his fans. They usually look like school shooters waiting to happen.

 

[Topgallant]

I'm starting to hate Ralph's fans more than Ralph himself. How the fuck can they still follow him and even refer to him as "king" after everything he's done

Because they're unironic schizophrenics like that CookOfDoom spastic, and now that the position of head janny has opened up they are all vying for their chance to pick up the mop. It shouldn't surprise anyone really, after all even Donga retained a tiny following after his own downfall.

 

[AnOminous]

So yeah he seems to be heading to the Lowtax ending.

I'm betting on him catching some lead if he goes and tries to barge into people's houses like the Digibrony gunt bumping brawl, especially in a castle doctrine state. Minnesota is, incidentally, one of those states.

Even if that doesn't happen, I'm still betting on Metokur outliving the Gunt, even considering the canceraids.