Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[George Floyd Sneed]

She needs a good ol call center job lol

She’d hate pretending to be courteous to other people. She’s insufferable because she feels she doesn’t have to be courteous. It’s all about her and that’s why she failed at being a receptionist and would bomb at a call center.

I officially tinfoil that she's diabetic already, and that she's in so much daily pain she can't even feel the disaster zone that is her face. That thing was her moneymaker, and it is DONE.

Agreed. Nobody is that fat for that long without diabetes and a laundry list of other ailments and disorders. She will never admit it but she’s not the type who will go to the doctor or dentist because she knows she’s not going to like what they have to say to her. Being in denial is her entire way of existing. Seems like a pretty insufferable way to live, which she hides with narcissistic behavior. When her limbs get hacked off, she will respond by being even more of a narc.

 

[Umaibae]

So for about $450 you too can look like our dewy queen!
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Spoiler: rough prices for the products mentioned

-Glow Recipe Watermelon Glow AHA Pink Dream Body Cream $28
-Bio-Oil Skincare Body Oil $14.99
-Fresh Rose Toner $45
-Skinceuticals C E FERULIC $166
-Joanna Vargas Rejuvenating Serum $100
-Agency Coud care moisturizer ~$25 (only could find it sold along a cleanser)
-Versed Vacation Eyes Brightening Eye Gel $17.99
-TULA Protect + Glow Daily Sunscreen Gel Broad Spectrum SPF 30 $56

I know I said this the last time her “regimen” was posted — but this is literally an acceptable routine for a 18-23 year old and NOT an obese white woman with major sun damage approaching 40. No retinols. No decent peeling products (that AHA is a cheap ass shit joke if you look it up). Terrible SPF. Only very basic moisturizer. And what’s the cleanser? Nothing here tackles her scarring and acne besides the vitamin C, either — and that won’t do much to promote turnover anyway.

White ladies need to use SPF 50 AT MINIMUM EVERY SINGLE DAY.

 

[Oscar Winner]

Tess is back on the fakerexia again. Check the last line of her post. I wouldn't be so smug with a face looking like that.
She's just repeating the same old thing, but posting like it's some lightbulb moment. Like she said though, it pays the bills

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

retinols.

She has type 2 skin with rosacea and aversion to SPF; she should not use retinol all things considered

ETA My word, that face

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Gorl, restricting? Never met her
Honestly makes me MATI that they’ve co-opted anorexia instead of admitting that they DO have an eating disorder. Just not the uwu fashionable kind
Top hats, late whatever I know it’s not a fresh take but it’s still upsetting

 

[HexBawxUno]

Tess is back on the fakerexia again. Check the last line of her post. I wouldn't be so smug with a face looking like that.
She's just repeating the same old thing, but posting like it's some lightbulb moment. Like she said though, it pays the bills

Who is saying fat (or any) people don’t deserve to eat? Also, she’s really pushing her ThisAss up in this.

 

[Water-T]

Who is saying fat (or any) people don’t deserve to eat? Also, she’s really pushing her ThisAss up in this.

Now that her face is falling apart, all Tess has to feature is her tits.

Unfortunately, she's as in denial of her chest looking like a plumber's ass-crack as she is about her face looking like 10 miles of bad road.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

It's infuriating how she takes some dudebro's stupid comments "LoL fatty, you don't deserve food!" As "THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME, I ACSHUALLY STRUGGLE TO FEED MY BODY!". Bitch, we have EYES! You're not starving, you're malnourished. Big fucking difference. Have some whole foods, take a multivitamin and drink only water for 2 months and see how that feels.

Her little pity party is making me so MATI. Anorexia is not a joke for some dumb bitch to use for clout.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Tess is back on the fakerexia again. Check the last line of her post. I wouldn't be so smug with a face looking like that.
She's just repeating the same old thing, but posting like it's some lightbulb moment. Like she said though, it pays the bills

I feel like she misunderstood people telling her to eat reasonable amounts of healthy food as them telling her she can’t feed her body

 

[Water-T]

It's infuriating how she takes some dudebro's stupid comments "LoL fatty, you don't deserve food!" As "THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME, I ACSHUALLY STRUGGLE TO FEED MY BODY!". Bitch, we have EYES! You're not starving, you're malnourished. Big fucking difference. Have some whole foods, take a multivitamin and drink only water for 2 months and see how that feels.

Her little pity party is making me so MATI. Anorexia is not a joke for some dumb bitch to use for clout.

I sTrUgGlE tO fEeD mY BoDy!

LOLOLOL, Bitch has never gone without a meal a day in her life, and we can see her shoving food in her mouth in every other video she makes.

Tess acts like she's deprived of food, or that people are slapping it out of hands before she can put it in her mouth. (although someone should be doing that)

Someone needs to air drop her into Ethiopia, and then make her repeat her stupid shit about NOURISHING HER BODY in front of people who are ACTUALLY STARVING FOR FOOD AND NUTRITION.

She's such a shameless moron that she'd probably still spout off that garbage in front of them with zero hesitation.

OMG! YOU GUYS ARE STARVING TOO? I KNOW JUST HOW THAT FEELS!

They would murder her in a fit of rage and feast off her corpse for weeks.

 

[M.T. Graves]

Don’t know why everyone is so jealous of Tess, all men want a woman that has cleavage that runs down to their belly button. And I absolutely believe that she struggles to feed herself, literally. Lifting her arm and hand to her mouth would be a struggle for anyone.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

but this is literally an acceptable routine for a 18-23 year old and NOT an obese white woman with major sun damage approaching 40.

That’s because Tess imagines herself as an 18-23 year old.

Now that her face is falling apart, all Tess has to feature is her tits.

Unfortunately, she's as in denial of her chest looking like a plumber's ass-crack as she is about her face looking like 10 miles of bad road.

Tess makes the same fatgirl mistake that fat T&A is the same as big T&A. The kind of guys she wants know the difference. She can talk about ThisAss all day but it doesn’t do her a bit of good.

Someone needs to air drop her into Ethiopia, and then make her repeat her stupid shit about NOURISHING HER BODY in front of people who are ACTUALLY STARVING FOR FOOD AND NUTRITION.

She's such a shameless moron that she'd probably still spout off that garbage in front of them with zero hesitation.

She would because she is. The way she sees it, she’s the true center of the universe and not because she’s so fat that she’s starting to affect gravitational pull. Although this is a moot point because she wouldn’t want to associate with black people unless they’re kissing her ass and ThisAss.

Don’t know why everyone is so jealous of Tess, all men want a woman that has cleavage that runs down to their belly button. And I absolutely believe that she struggles to feed herself, literally. Lifting her arm and hand to her mouth would be a struggle for anyone.

She can’t actually comb or brush her hair by her own admission, she either needs a hair gay to do it for her or she puts it in a thot bun.

 

[NoReturn]

Tess is back on the fakerexia again. Check the last line of her post. I wouldn't be so smug with a face looking like that.
She's just repeating the same old thing, but posting like it's some lightbulb moment. Like she said though, it pays the bills

Here's the video from her TikTok:

The state of that kitchen.
Another video on the topic:

More recent videos:

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Look at me, I’m making a serious video
Also: look at my giant tits

 

[Oscar Winner]

Lifting her arm and hand to her mouth would be a struggle for anyone.

That's why they make feeding troughs

 

[TheMilkMaiden]

She has type 2 skin with rosacea and aversion to SPF; she should not use retinol all things considered

ETA My word, that face

Actually I would love to see this dumb bitch use prescription retinoil without sunscreen. It would only take her three days to burn her skin and cause more damage to her face.

 

[Trombonista]

Tess is back on the fakerexia again. Check the last line of her post. I wouldn't be so smug with a face looking like that.
She's just repeating the same old thing, but posting like it's some lightbulb moment. Like she said though, it pays the bills
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The problem is that Tess isn't just feeding her body; she's feeding three of her bodies at once.

 

[Umaibae]

She has type 2 skin with rosacea and aversion to SPF; she should not use retinol all things considered

ETA My word, that face

Fair, but some of the “new” non-retinol retinols (ie the one made by the Ordinary) are less harsh on the skin and are pretty safe for sensitive skin…provided you use proper sunscreen lol.

Why she doesn’t use better sunscreen, especially living in California, is baffling. Even brown people burn in LA. The major divider between people who look good for their age and those who don’t always boils down to sun protection. Sun damage ages you more than any amount of Botox or fillers can save you.

Any young folks reading this: if you don’t already use 50+ SPF every day, start now.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Actually I would love to see this dumb bitch use prescription retinoil without sunscreen. It would only take her three days to burn her skin and cause more damage to her face.

Kailyn Wilcher, for one.
Every summer, she loads up on the Retin-A, then roasts herself while floating in the pool, then wonders why her skin is so bad.

 

[Meiwaku]

No shes right she doesn't properly nourish her body. She nourishes her feelings and compulsions. She doesn't eat a balanced diet, she over consooms sugar (overwhelming majority of us do, track your foods for a week even if you're thin and you'll see what I mean), she eats whenever she wants and THINKS she's hungry when its actually just her eating disorder saying "cmonnnn".

I bet shes ALR pilled where she can't go 3-4 hours without a snack.