Snowflake JaclynGlenn

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She had her baby. He’s not one of the cute ones

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keke said:
The fact she’s STILL making atheism videos is cringe as fuck. That is all.
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She tried working the algorithm to get some form of music career too it seems. (couldn't just call it a Hallelujah cover could she?)

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lol, the only videos that get her any views are when she talks about Onision or her ex. Out of curiosity I checked to see if Social Repose's video had gone viral or something to vaguely justify the response but nope, his didn't even crack the 30k mark. She could have ignored it but instead chose to use her own abusive ex for clicks instead of blocking and moving on like what would be healthy (and less scummy). I don't understand who could be so pathetic but then I saw the rest of her videos (still low-effort reaction clickbait) and found out that she made a family blog channel (aka repurposed her old jaclyn vlogs channel into something as unethical as a family vlog channel starting from the moment of birth)

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The views are absolutely abysmal even compared to her main channel, probably because nobody cares about her life and her audience isn't there for pregnancy shit, they're there to feel like superior atheists or better than Onision/Social Repost. She's also not particularly good at consitent content or anything that interesting or unique. She's never exactly worked to curate an audience outside of clickbait and skeptic+SJW trends which is screwing her and making it funnier to watch the clickbait grow while her views tank. She doesn't show any identity in her videos, it's ssniperwolf-level soullessness minus the success.

For Reference this seems to be her average pre-revamp views and level of clickbait desperation:
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She obviously learned people only cared if she got naked or if she played the algorithm really basic with a thumbnail and title with no reference to herself but her naked tits.

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Her wedding got barely any extra interest than her usual content but it seems like her honeymoon got noticed by the algorithm. Seemingly a one-shot with no real audience improvement considering her follow-up got more or less the usual amount of views even while blatantly using her implants again in the thumbnail.

Pregnancy and beyond (just assuming this is when it becomes the family vlog channel):
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  • The pregnancy is boring and filled with inconsistent content and not much of it either with about 18 videos total (doesn't stick to regular update vlogs, doesn't make that many unique videos either)
  • She livestreamed herself opening her baby shower gifts which seemed odd to me but maybe is an ~influencer~ thing
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    Her "very emotional live birth vlog" is her last big video before things absolutely tank. Hello Frank baby, your first moments of life were used so mommy and daddy could cash in a paycheck. The kid looks kinda weird to me but then again it was literally just born and I have minimal experience with infants
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    She is literally pushing her tit up for the camera while feeding her infant child for a damn thumbnail photo (breastfeeding fetish attempt?)
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    ...that kid is unfortunate and also only a month old in this video
  • the rest is almost like a random assortment of attempts to get some sort of youtube fame again instead of focusing on regular content. She clickbaits the Morgans staying over, seemingly random videos with the kid when they feel like it, there is a wedding music video click-baiting a song they wrote, they took the two month old on a road trip, they have a basic Hanukkah vlog that clickbaits as "better than vlogmas" (vlogmas is usually a whole month of videos I thought, not just one unless she gave up when nobody cared)
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  • They uploaded a christmas vlog yesterday too late for christmas season traction and that's the end of that so far
 

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WilliamMurderface said:
Something about her husband seems totally off and creepy to me and I’m not sure why. Also I’m not buying that he’s straight.
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Let's be real, she's the type who can't chose a man to save her life. She was legit friends with Onision for fuck's sake and still engages with her previous abuser (who replaced her rapey ex who she even defended despite saying herself that he was an actual piece of shit to her). There's no way he's normal and your average abuse victim not over their abuse will seek out a person who reminds them of their ex (quite commonly they can't imagine a non-fucked relationship and don't look for that sort of thing). Jaclyn obviously isn't over Richie and never really went out of her way to try and get professional help, focusing on mediocre views instead (ironic considering her part in forcing Eugenia into a treatment place) so while this guy is hopefully not an abuser to Richie's level, especially with the kid, I don't have high hopes for him actually loving her or treating her and the kid good.

Speaking of the kid, the new hubbie has to be at least her level of piece of shit to be willing to create a family blog around their first kid immediately after conceiving it. Anyone willing to do that is immediately on my shit-list at least. I think some parents are naive to the harm it can cause but Jaclyn lives on the internet and together they decided this kid's whole life would be a vlog before even meeting the little guy. It's like parents who get more kids for the damn welfare check instead of actually wanting the kid itself
 
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Merkabah said:
I thought this bitch was a lesbian.

Was that also a way for her to gain clout?
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I don't think she's even bisexual, she's exclusively been with men and is such a public Pick-me girl that if she's ever played up the lesbian card it was totally fake to the point that I'm even surprised to hear she may have tried, especially cause I don't think she even likes other women. Hell, after she and Eugenia split as friends I don't think Jaclyn has a single female friend other than the wife of Paul Morgan (who she's friends with cause she does clickbait with the Morgans) and Blaire White who doesn't count.
 
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Candidae said:
I don't think she's even bisexual, she's exclusively been with men and is such a public Pick-me girl that if she's ever played up the lesbian card it was totally fake to the point that I'm even surprised to hear she may have tried, especially cause I don't think she even likes other women. Hell, after she and Eugenia split as friends I don't think Jaclyn has a single female friend other than the wife of Paul Morgan (who she's friends with cause she does clickbait with the Morgans) and Blaire White who doesn't count.
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Wait, didn't she make out with some hoe at a new year's 2018 party?

I even remember Keemstar going insane on Twitter and making a fuss of it.
 
In that recent singing video, why does the pianist look like Cooking with Jack? Her boyfriend gives off major creep vibes but this is the same woman that doomed Eugenia for attention and is actively being a shit parent.

Everything about Jacyln is tacky and fake, there is nothing organic about her. It's why she is not really successful because most successful Youtuber's at least have something real about them.
 
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Merkabah said:
Wait, didn't she make out with some hoe at a new year's 2018 party?

I even remember Keemstar going insane on Twitter and making a fuss of it.
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I wouldn't be surprised if she's made out with girls for the guys in the room (aka exclusively on camera or at parties with dudes there). Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl may have come out years ago now but desperate drunk and horny pick-mes like Jaclyn will always remain
 
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Candidae said:
I wouldn't be surprised if she's made out with girls for the guys in the room (aka exclusively on camera or at parties with dudes there). Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl may have come out years ago now but desperate drunk and horny pick-mes like Jaclyn will always remain
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This would be funny as she was part of a video where she bitched about being objectified merely being a female on youtube.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
In that recent singing video, why does the pianist look like Cooking with Jack? Her boyfriend gives off major creep vibes but this is the same woman that doomed Eugenia for attention and is actively being a shit parent.

Everything about Jacyln is tacky and fake, there is nothing organic about her. It's why she is not really successful because most successful Youtuber's at least have something real about them.
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Is she even successful tho? As far as YouTube goes I thought she was pretty much a nobody. I didn’t know who she was until Eugenia went to rehab
 
Cheap trailer trash glam said:
Is she even successful tho? As far as YouTube goes I thought she was pretty much a nobody. I didn’t know who she was until Eugenia went to rehab
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No, at the time she was an rising up and coming YouTuber who was doing atheist commentary videos and collaborating with Repzion until someone caught her plagiarizing other known atheists videos stealing everything word for word which is why the previous poster stated that she’s a fake and unoriginal. Not only she’s a phony and a thief, but she is also a hypocrite because everything she stated about Eugenia’s mother exploiting her own daughter for attention and revenue instead getting her help for an eating disorder Jaclyn is using her own child and a newborn baby at that by starting family channel doing the same for attention and revenue.
 
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