So if you'll recall, Phoebe decided to open a doggy daycare/training operation because having a dog that was trained extensively by professionals before you ever met him means you're qualified to train dogs for others or something. And you may also recall that while Jesus did give Phoebe a home, it was a very small modular house/trailer thing. So in this very small modular trailer home she now has Troy the service dog and Indica the SDIT bitework dog, plus a revolving door of other dogs she swears she's training while boarding.
Our update starts where our last one ended, with a wholesome Disney post. Don't worry, she only uses the tall handle to heft her fat ass onto the dog's spine when she's standing! When she's in the chair she uses the pull strap.
Of course both dogs had to be there and she needed her chair for maximum attention. Note that Indica's vest identifies her as a trained SD. She's only a few months old.
In fact she hasn't even finished her puppy series of vaccines. Nice one.
And she's very much still in training.
She got a loop monitor. These things record your heartbeat at all times and automatically reports the data to your cardiologist. No more self-reporting fainting spells and tachycardiac episodes that never happened. If she wants to keep up the act, she's actually going to have to commit to the old fashioned way like cutting sodium from her diet and starving/dehydrating herself like the anachans do.
Next two posts: CAKE!
She has a lot of dogs in her house regularly for her job.
Nice foundation. Anyway, none of this is particularly infuriating yet, right? She got a surgery that will do more to call out her bullshit than I ever could and she took her dogs to Disney, big deal.
So in July she gets a rabbit. Not just any rabbit, a
disabled rabbit.
And immediately introduces the prey animal that can't get away to a young rambunctious puppy that can kill it in an instant.
This thing is
fucked. Dr. Google, DVM, says this is part genetic and part environmental. They're born with weak connective tissue and then raised on a smooth surface as babies that doesn't allow them the traction to build up healthy muscles. The treatment is bracing them into the right position and keeping them on a textured surface that gives them good traction. So of course, Phoebe didn't brace him and kept him on a laminate floor with just a few oases of blanket and pee pad strewn about.
A few days later she has a full house of dogs, her own two plus a variety of clients' dogs that are just roaming free in the house with the fucked up bunny.
Outside with no harness/leash, casual mention that she saw a hawk flying around, rabbit can't run away if danger. NBD.
A week after gets the first, she gets this other bunny, a male that isn't fucked up that she names Eeyore. Note these things are babies, but they're Flemish giant mixes so they're going to be on the large send of the size spectrum for buns.
Most rabbits, being prey animals, do not like being picked up and handled like this, especially when there's two large dogs feet away watching them intently
After weeks of remarkably not saying anything about her health, she posts about how she's in an insane flare and her friend here lets us know Phoebe is looking forward to wasting IVIG. Thankfully her insurance rejected it.
The bunnies have a hallway to wander in but it looks like outside of playtime they're in a cage. Also, whoopsy poopsy, Eeyore is a girl!
Insane flare requiring IVIG does not preclude training, traveling for, and competing in FastCAT, a dog racing sport.
Surprise! Two more bunnies enter this tiny crowded home - this time dwarf breed mixes. I'm pretty sure the urine staining on the silver one's feet is a really bad sign, since they don't have paw pads and are susceptible to urine burns.
This is their living space. I think the cage is now left open all the time and I guess the humans just climb over the gate to access those parts of the house. Funny since Phoebe claims to need a power chair and a service dog. This also means there's a good chance that baby gate is accessible to the various dogs she lets in the house. How bad could it be? It's not like any dog breed can jump over a baby gate, especially not young, athletic ones that have been trained in sports like agility!
Did you notice anything weird about the older rabbits?
When she introduced the two baby bunnies she only named Bugs, not Eeyore the transgender rabbit. Now there's a new bunny in their living space, the shaggy white-and-black angora. This one she also thought was a male, then found out was a female and renamed Eudora. I have no idea what its original name was. A few days later surprise, it was a male after all and now it's named Zebby. I can't find any posts discussing where Eeyore went or where this new one came from.
Aaand indica the mouthy dog has boundary issues and is a bit of an escape artist. Wonderful.
Indica turns a year old and...
wait, who the fuck is this on the left? Why, this is Mooner. We'll be discussing him soon. Prepare tophats.
First, let us all enjoy the comic relief of this idiot getting chased by a duck and proving that she is perfectly able-bodied, just LOL FAT.
In fact, the only health emergency she was able to pull off since my last post was pure dumb luck: she got shingles in October and showed off her Valtrex and IV.
Anyway back to Mooner. Unfortunately (or fortunately, since I don't feel like scrolling past 5000 uplifting memes about Jesus) Phoebe has locked down her facebook and the only thing I can view is her cover/profile pics. Her tiktok has a few videos, none of which feature this dog. He just
appears and she never talks about it, or she did but it's in places I can't acess/deleted. You'll see why.
Anyway since I brought up her tiktok here's the bio. Just put a pin in this.
She turns 24 and goes out to dinner at The Sugar Factory, where she and her man eat an unethical amount of ice cream and cake.
And she shows us what she looks like without 15 pounds of spackle. Skin actually not looking terrible for once. Amazing what a year of not rubbing MRSA-pus into open wounds can do.
The allergy dog she wasn't treating last year is still having allergy issues.
Also Bugs the fucked up rabbit is dead.
She didn't post what happened but a few weeks after she got him, right around when he was scheduled for his neuter, she posted that he wasn't going to live very long so I'm guessing the vet gave her some really bad news. It would also maybe explain what happened to Eeyore - if he was so sick he couldn't be neutered she might have gotten rid of the female rabbit to keep them from breeding in his short life. He lived about 8 more weeks.
Don't worry, she got a kitten a week later! The kitten is named Ranger Danger and she makes sure she puts it in the rabbit area right away for good measure.
The prey animal LOVES playing with the predator guys! she also posts videos of both her dogs mouthing it but it actually looks like harmless play in that case.
Engage top hat. So she's an "aspiring" dog trainer whose dog came to her pre-trained, whose only real experience with training was she briefly worked with another munchie notorious for burning out her dogs and discarding them through grueling competition training. That person is no longer on speaking terms with her. She adopts this young dog and it has dog aggression but apparently only out on walkies. In the home it's fine. Does she accept this is well beyond her abilities and seek a more skilled trainer? Send him to a board-and-train socialization boot camp to see if he can be rehabilitated? Rehome the animal with someone experienced in dog aggression who can ensure he is kept away from other dogs since this is apparently his only issue? Nope! She euthanizes him three months after she gets him and cries for sympathy on Instagram.
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I'll bring you back to this rant from my last post, where she chimps and threatens to shoot her neighbor's bully breed because a special needs adult accidentally let it out of the gate and it could have attacked one of hers. I mean I guess she's not a hypocrite in some weird roundabout way.
Did I mention she "trains" her dogs and others by letting them off-leash in a fucking playground?
"There are really no worlds." She uploads her highlights of the year which include her week-long hospitalization for MRSA, her gremlin, getting the stinkeye from some lady one of the few times (if not the only time) she made it to the year of gym membership and personal training her husband paid for, and the dead bunny and god
dammit. You saw it didn't you?
Yep. She got a new dog. "Venom," a Belgian malinois. A breed notorious for being extremely energetic, destructive when bored, and aggressive if not socialized early and properly. There's a reason they're lovingly called "maligators."
Don't worry, he hasn't been socialized properly!
Also she has some grand plans for him she hasn't announced yet because no dog can ever just be a pet with these girls.
LOL LOOK AT HER GO! Muh disability
The rabbits - or two of them, anyway - are still alive as of two weeks ago. No word on Zebby the angora.
Just a final note about the dates: I
strongly suspect that she had tons of posts about Mooner public but deleted them. Part of the reason for my suspicion is her Tiktok, which was regularly updated until August, which is when she got Mooner. After that it abruptly stops with only the Duck video posted on 29 September. The earliest publicly available content on her Facebook is some photos of mooner she uploaded on October 14. Everything before that is gone. I think she ate a lot of shit for taking in this dog with major behavior problems and then euthanising him when three months of amateur effort didn't fix the problem.
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