Artcow Ken Penders - Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist

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Early archie is something special because it's like a weird hybrid of both the SATAM and AOSTH DiC cartoons. It's SATAM characters but robotnik is literally just AoSTH robotnik with the outfit of SATAM robotnik. I was typing this message out earlier but forgot who I was replying to cause it was a few days ago and I forgot to hit send.

Anyways, untied to that one, I got the news about the penders NFT shit and it's fucking insanity.

For context of those that don't know, Green knuckles was literally knuckles suffering from like emerald radiation poisoning or some shit. There was more to it tied to spiritual knuckles shit too but like overall point is he's literally knuckles with a different color pallete, and this goes for Robo Robitnik as well. Robo Robotnik was a cyborg Robotnik from an alternate timeline where he won. He originally showed up in the early 'funny moments self aware" kind of archie comics. Later after the comic got serious businesstype shit he was brought back to explain why they were using the actual dreamcast game's robotnik design now instead of the DiC robotnik. You wanna know how? He fucking transfers his consciousness to a new backup body that inexplicably looks nothing like his prior one.

Anyways I'm just gonna send this pic from google images in here because holy fuck robotnik's literally chugging oil here while dissing himself from a timeline where he's more successful.
Thanks, Ken Penders — Robotnik is talking to Robo-Robotnik, an alternate...


EDIT: Also forgot to mention in that NFT message he says Julie Su and Shade are the same character, while Shade is a completely different Bioware/sega created character from the game that he started the fucking lawsuit over because the echidnas were using technology. That's actually like grounds for some kinda legal action on SEGA's part probably since he's claiming actual ownership of one of the official sonic game characters.
 
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That cover...I'm not even touching the fact that it's a joke of the OJ trial. Even then its a shit cover. there is way too much going on and there isn't a focal point. If this did come to print and I was a little kid who saw this at a bookstore, I'd give it a pass.

though my favorite part has to be the detail for this "Whitey" character who has his back turned, but has detail on what his front looks like for some reason. No other character has this, just him.
 
That cover...I'm not even touching the fact that it's a joke of the OJ trial. Even then its a shit cover. there is way too much going on and there isn't a focal point. If this did come to print and I was a little kid who saw this at a bookstore, I'd give it a pass.

though my favorite part has to be the detail for this "Whitey" character who has his back turned, but has detail on what his front looks like for some reason. No other character has this, just him.
I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole
 
though my favorite part has to be the detail for this "Whitey" character who has his back turned, but has detail on what his front looks like for some reason. No other character has this, just him.
It's just a theory, but I wonder if he wanted "Whitey" to be a new OC he was going to work in and this was intended to be a teaser, and then it just never happened.
 
That cover...I'm not even touching the fact that it's a joke of the OJ trial. Even then its a shit cover. there is way too much going on and there isn't a focal point. If this did come to print and I was a little kid who saw this at a bookstore, I'd give it a pass.

though my favorite part has to be the detail for this "Whitey" character who has his back turned, but has detail on what his front looks like for some reason. No other character has this, just him.

Good God, Ken's idea of creativity in full display here, a rip off of a current event at the time. What a horrible idea on so many levels. Even back then he didn't seem to understand that a comic like this was about escapism and entertainment, even as a joke it is way too dark a reference for the intended crowd.

I hope he was either laughed out of the room or told to get out of the office now with the cover in hand or later with it shoved up his ass.

It's just a theory, but I wonder if he wanted "Whitey" to be a new OC he was going to work in and this was intended to be a teaser, and then it just never happened.

You better believe it, I bet it was another self insert character he'll use to vicariously rape seduce another female cast member of the comic.


Who?
 
Good God, Ken's idea of creativity in full display here, a rip off of a current event at the time. What a horrible idea on so many levels. Even back then he didn't seem to understand that a comic like this was about escapism and entertainment, even as a joke it is way too dark a reference for the intended crowd.

I hope he was either laughed out of the room or told to get out of the office now with the cover in hand or later with it shoved up his ass.



You better believe it, I bet it was another self insert character he'll use to vicariously rape seduce another female cast member of the comic.



Who?
Whitey Bugler formerly on the FBI ten most wanted murdered in Oklahoma transfer center. He was a gangster. that is when I first heard of the name whitey hell as one tweet Ken was in Boston during his youth and his stolen valor days. So Whitey might be a bad guy character.
 
Nobody gives a shit about Sonic Chronicles yet Penders is being autistic about it.

Speaking of autism, the Sonic encyclopedia has Shade seen as a character. Last time I checked, Penders isn't in the copyright either. Though as much as I would love Sega taking him down, probably won't happen.

trying to hard not to A-Log. Narcissists like Penders piss me off
 
Nobody gives a shit about Sonic Chronicles yet Penders is being autistic about it.

Speaking of autism, the Sonic encyclopedia has Shade seen as a character. Last time I checked, Penders isn't in the copyright either. Though as much as I would love Sega taking him down, probably won't happen.

trying to hard not to A-Log. Narcissists like Penders piss me off
Yeah I understand where your feelings are but considering the tweet is getting ratio to hell says his days are done
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got his social blade
 
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Right click. It's mine now.

No, wait, get it off GET IT OFF MY HARD DRIVE

If the buyer of the NFT is given an incentive of bonus material, what incentive is offered if they try to resell it? Is extra Ken Penders art really an incentive? Is the promise of no extra Penders art a reselling incentive?
 
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