Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
If there's any lesson to be taken out of all of this, it's the dichotomy between Matt's reaction to getting ripped apart by Jim and Ralph's reaction to getting ripped apart by Jim. Reflection and counseling goes a long way, alcohol does not.
Now, I don't wanna gunt guard, but I'll at least say I'm in the same position as Jim here. I would rather have Ralph stop, put down the bottle, and go see a therapist instead of choosing to burn all his bridges and whine in the face of a bit of criticism.
But he can't, and he probably won't. And as long as he doesn't, that's what makes him a lolcow.
Matt hasn't changed.

He is just hoping this vaults him back to the forefront.

Spoiler Alert:

It won't.
 
He will pass out in the stupor. What happens when he wakes up in the morning is the real question.
Ralph's at the point that the only way he can earn money is by being fucked up and having people laugh at him. Not fucked up as in drunk, but fucked up as in getting the shit kicked out of him, and his stream tonight showed how boring and meaningless he is.
 
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If there's any lesson to be taken out of all of this, it's the dichotomy between Matt's reaction to getting ripped apart by Jim and Ralph's reaction to getting ripped apart by Jim. Reflection and counseling goes a long way, alcohol does not.
Now, I don't wanna gunt guard, but I'll at least say I'm in the same position as Jim here. I would rather have Ralph stop, put down the bottle, and go see a therapist instead of choosing to burn all his bridges and whine in the face of a bit of criticism.
But he can't, and he probably won't. And as long as he doesn't, that's what makes him a lolcow.
Ralph is going to have to decide real fast if he deserves his whole fucking board here or if he isn't a genuine cow and gets some fucking help.

It isn't looking good
 
We came for the death of IBS and Ethan Ralph

We ended up with Jim giving Ralph the therapy session he desperately fucking needed for years now

Could we see Jim ''cure'' Ralph and set him on a healing process?
All Ralph had to do was his stupid show. It was so easy and he had it so good. I think Ralph genuinely suffers from BPD and the alcohol worsens it, people with BPD are also very unreasonable sadly. Jim trying to 'reason' with Ralph is pointless.
I hate to armchair but another theory is he has low self-esteem and maybe depression and he tries to mask it with his larger-than-life egomania. But considering how manipulative he is, I think it's more likely he has BPD.
 
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