Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

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  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

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  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
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UCantCCPMe said:
It's like I said before. Despite Jim's claims about not having internet friends, he still treats Ralph like a friend. He told Ralph what he needed to hear. Ethan knows Jim is right and that's why he got all emotional. Metokur doesn't care about getting a win, there's more to gain if he can reach Ralph and smack him back to reality than to bury him.
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He only said that in front of the rabid ibs idiots. Of course he did and does have people he considers friends on the internet. Idiots took it literal the same way people took that coma rug canadian saying "Clean your room."
 
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A bit unrelated, but anyone got a clip of the corn joke?
Downloading an entire VOD just to clip a part of it would take a bit too long on this dying PC.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
It's like I said before. Despite Jim's claims about not having internet friends, he still treats Ralph like a friend. He told Ralph what he needed to hear. Ethan knows Jim is right and that's why he got all emotional. Metokur doesn't care about getting a win, there's more to gain if he can reach Ralph and smack him back to reality than to bury him.
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I think he sees him as a business partner who went off the deep end and trying to bring him to reality.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
One may call him a pig, alcoholic, hobbit, false flagger, it all runs of him like water off a raincoat. But call him a RAGE PIG and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back 'I've been found out'
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Well, lard is a very good waterproofing. But after a while it goes rancid and the water floods in. Surprised that a Rage Pig like Ralph doesn't understand that.
 
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The Intervention
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
It's like I said before. Despite Jim's claims about not having internet friends, he still treats Ralph like a friend. He told Ralph what he needed to hear. Ethan knows Jim is right and that's why he got all emotional. Metokur doesn't care about getting a win, there's more to gain if he can reach Ralph and smack him back to reality than to bury him.
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It honestly came off as an adult talking to a stupid teenager who still gets off on being edgy and "real". It's all bullshit and deep down Ralph knows it. He can't cope and in spite of no attachment Jim still had that kind of talk with him, because Jim is an adult and acts like one.

Daddy Jim indeed.
 
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