Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
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Speaking of him, has he commented on this yet? He's going to have to say something because he'll look like a bitch if he remains silent, and there's no way for him to spin it into something positive. If Dick doesn't throw Ralph under the bus or make fun of him, he's going to look like a massive pussy.
I wonder what is going through his head right now.
 
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He only said that in front of the rabid ibs idiots. Of course he did and does have people he considers friends on the internet. Idiots took it literal the same way people took that coma rug canadian saying "Clean your room."
Yep; also people need to remember they're watching a show. everyone there has to be entertaining. Even if Ralph is his best man, you can't let that get in the way of the funny. If Ralph still had some humility or was entertaining enough people wouldn't criticize him. There are plenty of e-celebs that ban people for mocking them, but 1. they're up front about it and 2. they are fringe as fuck, you need to verify with face,name,address and pay $15 a month for a link to a private youtube video. You can't make the big money $10k+ superchats if you aren't willing to let people tell you to fuck off.

Jim also is old enough and was raised pre-internet. it was just a hobby for him back in the Metokur days. the same way people might get into a beer league as an adult. It was something to do because you aren't a fan of sportsball.
I'm sure that aspects exists, but as I was listening to Jim point out that the DMs were from Pantsu, concerned about Ralph's drinking, Ralph blubbering over the thought that someone might actually care about him, it all came off like an intervention. If it were just business, the tone would have been more hostile imo, but now I'm just armchair psychfagging. It was interesting to see though.
While thats true you also have to remember everyone the last decade has been playing by Pankration rules. Meaning if Ethan fucking kills himself Jim/Matt/Flam and everyone else is fucked. Look how quickly people called for Kiwifarms to be wiped off the internet because some pseudoanon twitter account that was trans decided to take a break for a few months, all it took was people assuming the egg killed itself for the website to be hardcore DDOS'd. Ethan's dirtnap would mean full bans for everyone involved.
Come home, Gator.
Also 150 pages in 30 hours, what the fuck.
i decided to take a nap after some hardcore insomnia the last 3 days and this infamous stream happened. its rather obnoxious reading 30 pages that happened in 10 minutes.
He's going to be six feet lower sooner rather than later.

When Meigh eventually leaves and Dax finally cuts ties he'll have nothing and nobody left except the whiskey and pills. If getting violently assaulted in a foreign country over a petty dispute, organised and undertaken in 48 hours, wasn't enough to make him consider a moment of introspection then nothing will. Looking forward to see him compartmentalise that ruination of a stream with Jim.
Dax has been all but missing for the last year or two, he went from co-hosting at the last minute and going on trips to making excuses once Faith left Ralph.
 
I’m looking forward to Dick’s show on Tuesday where Dick defends Ralph and Pedo Vito.
How is he going to manage this though? Vito was hammer-fisting Ralph too. Ralph is definitely going to attack Pedo Vito for it. This is going to cause huge problems for Dick and his best option is to completely cut ties with Ralph and start mocking him. That's the only way he comes out of this not looking like a complete faggot, and I think he knows it. I haven't seen him comment on this yet. He 100% knows this happened and probably watched the stream.
 
Speaking of him, has he commented on this yet? He's going to have to say something because he'll look like a bitch if he remains silent, and there's no way for him to spin it into something positive. If Dick doesn't throw Ralph under the bus or make fun of him, he's going to look like a massive pussy.
I wonder what is going through his head right now.
He's just gonna go with the same angle as Vito and pretend like the retarded and vicious shit Ralph has been up to is "le epic funny, hahaha, it's so classic Ralph threating to rape someone's sister and trying to ruin people's lives with doxes, he's so outrages and offensive, it's awesome"
 
He's just gonna go with the same angle as Vito and pretend like the retarded and vicious shit Ralph has been up to is "le epic funny, hahaha, it's so classic Ralph threating to rape someone's sister and trying to ruin people's lives with doxes, he's so outrages and offensive, it's awesome"
Vito was laying the boots to Ralph after Metokur left. Ralph will 100% retaliate for that. He's also probably going to force Dick to pick sides and only an absolute retard would pick Ralph's side. Actually, siding with Vito is almost just as retarded, so I don't know what he's going to do.
 
So listening to the stream and shit I think Ralph has a drinking problem (Huge shock, I know) but it was weird hearing him calm down (or sober up?) after about an hour or so and then him slur ranting at Matt near the end before cutting off immediately. I kind of want Ralph to just sober up for maybe 12 hours for a single day just to finally let it sink in how many bridges he burned and how much of a tard he is for over reacting at people laughing at him. Like I'm curious if the gunt can recover or actually realize how much a faggot he's being.
 
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Vito was laying the boots to Ralph after Metokur left. Ralph will 100% retaliate for that. He's also probably going to force Dick to pick sides and only an absolute retard would pick Ralph's side. Actually, siding with Vito is almost just as retarded, so I don't know what he's going to do.
I guess we didn't watch the same stream. Vito went in and gunt guarded pretty wildly, trying to get everyone else in the call to lighten up on him, and to try and misrepresent what's been happening to Keemstar, who's out of the loop. And he was pretty successful until thankfully PPP joined and turned it around.
Vito was also trying to call people hypocrites for thinking that SOME of Ralph's behavior is funny when it's directed at other shitty people.
 
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Okay, I'm going to formalize a prediction. Point to this post and laugh if I'm wrong.

This was definitely not the end of Ralph. He still has some fans and can keep doing his show. However, he is a gambler. I think that his behavior makes sense if you remember Ralph has a gambling addiction and subscribes to Gambler's Fallacy and gambling behaviors outside of the casino.

He takes an L. Well that's just one L. He takes another. He keeps losing. He's down bad, only about 10% where he was before. Well fuck, he thinks. I need to go ALL IN. I need to bet my entire stack if I'm going to come back! It's all or nothing, baby!

I think that's where he's at. I think he really loves and respects Jim and still held on to a belief that after all this time one day Jim would ride in like a knight in shining armor and save him. "Hey Ralph!", he'd say, "Let's do a stream on [blood_enemy_here]! Together!" And then he'd be redeemed.

So now that's not happening. He's down so far it'd be a lot of hard work to slowly build something again. Fuck that. It's time to go all in, he can win everything back with a single decisive win!

Whatever that is I don't know. But it will probably be amazing.
 
Okay, I'm going to formalize a prediction. Point to this post and laugh if I'm wrong.

This was definitely not the end of Ralph. He still has some fans and can keep doing his show. However, he is a gambler. I think that his behavior makes sense if you remember Ralph has a gambling addiction and subscribes to Gambler's Fallacy and gambling behaviors outside of the casino.

He takes an L. Well that's just one L. He takes another. He keeps losing. He's down bad, only about 10% where he was before. Well fuck, he thinks. I need to go ALL IN. I need to bet my entire stack if I'm going to come back! It's all or nothing, baby!

I think that's where he's at. I think he really loves and respects Jim and still held on to a belief that after all this time one day Jim would ride in like a knight in shining armor and save him. "Hey Ralph!", he'd say, "Let's do a stream on [blood_enemy_here]! Together!" And then he'd be redeemed.

So now that's not happening. He's down so far it'd be a lot of hard work to slowly build something again. Fuck that. It's time to go all in, he can win everything back with a single decisive win!

Whatever that is I don't know. But it will probably be amazing.
The big W is standing outside of Jim's house hollering and getting increasingly mad Jim won't answer the door until he tries to break in and gets hauled away by police who have archives of ralph livestreaming it all "for the own".
 
Okay, I'm going to formalize a prediction. Point to this post and laugh if I'm wrong.

This was definitely not the end of Ralph. He still has some fans and can keep doing his show. However, he is a gambler. I think that his behavior makes sense if you remember Ralph has a gambling addiction and subscribes to Gambler's Fallacy and gambling behaviors outside of the casino.

He takes an L. Well that's just one L. He takes another. He keeps losing. He's down bad, only about 10% where he was before. Well fuck, he thinks. I need to go ALL IN. I need to bet my entire stack if I'm going to come back! It's all or nothing, baby!

I think that's where he's at. I think he really loves and respects Jim and still held on to a belief that after all this time one day Jim would ride in like a knight in shining armor and save him. "Hey Ralph!", he'd say, "Let's do a stream on [blood_enemy_here]! Together!" And then he'd be redeemed.

So now that's not happening. He's down so far it'd be a lot of hard work to slowly build something again. Fuck that. It's time to go all in, he can win everything back with a single decisive win!

Whatever that is I don't know. But it will probably be amazing.
Ralph's current gamble is outliving a hater (probably Jim) so he can stream himself pissing on their grave
 
I'm having a real hard time seeing Ralph go any lower.
That's what everyone's been saying since the pillstream and yet here we are.
Remember Ralph has daughter due within the next 2-3 months so in terms of going lower he might as well be right above the Mariana Trench now that child is going to be potentially added to the household.
 
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Okay, I'm going to formalize a prediction. Point to this post and laugh if I'm wrong.

This was definitely not the end of Ralph. He still has some fans and can keep doing his show. However, he is a gambler. I think that his behavior makes sense if you remember Ralph has a gambling addiction and subscribes to Gambler's Fallacy and gambling behaviors outside of the casino.

He takes an L. Well that's just one L. He takes another. He keeps losing. He's down bad, only about 10% where he was before. Well fuck, he thinks. I need to go ALL IN. I need to bet my entire stack if I'm going to come back! It's all or nothing, baby!

I think that's where he's at. I think he really loves and respects Jim and still held on to a belief that after all this time one day Jim would ride in like a knight in shining armor and save him. "Hey Ralph!", he'd say, "Let's do a stream on [blood_enemy_here]! Together!" And then he'd be redeemed.

So now that's not happening. He's down so far it'd be a lot of hard work to slowly build something again. Fuck that. It's time to go all in, he can win everything back with a single decisive win!

Whatever that is I don't know. But it will probably be amazing.
You’ve perfectly summarized what my gut’s been telling me. Ralph experiencing a perceived “win” is dangerous.. Ralph experiencing an undeniable loss? That’s yet to be seen, and may indeed lead to something fucking insane.
 
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