Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Hüftpriester]

Metokur: I want people to drink it in, his hypocrisy, lies...

Ralph: YEAH I WANT YOU TO DRINK IT IN, LIKE YER WHORE DRINKS IT IN BITCH

Metokur: Hey, I'm just curious man....

Ralph: YEAH YER CURIOUS, YER BI CURIOUS PROBABLY THAT'S WHY YA HANG AROUND FLAMENCO AND GATOR. WHEN WILL YOU DIE JIM?! WHEN WILL YOU DIE?! WHEN WILL YOU FUCKING DIE BITCH?!

Metokur: Ok, Ralph...

 

[Dyn]

Ralph is literally unemployable.

He could offer to put alog dicks in his mouth and let them take a picture for $500 a pop.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

"Hey Vito, you look like an overstuffed beanbag chair." - Frank Hassle

I need to pay more attention to this guy. He really brings the keks.

 

[Hüftpriester]

"Hey Vito, you look like an overstuffed beanbag chair." - Frank Hassle

I need to pay more attention to this guy. He really brings the keks.

I think the best post-Ralph part was Frank and PPP telling Vito to kill himself.

Also Rand was great on his segment.

 

[Popper Whiting]

All cluster B disorders have some degree of overlap.

True. I think the easier thing to do is file it under cluster B and not worry about the details. Rewatching Ralph going at Jim is an education for people on how a cluster B will argue and attack, especially as Ralph is at a lower level of cognitive function (substance abuse and head trauma). The tactic has been to anger Jim, then self-matyr, then "I love you" whilst trying to buy time to go back on the offensive. It is text book cluster B.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Ralph has been suspected of also using coke for awhile, for example he seems to start crashing during a stream, goes off camera and comes back all hyped up snorting like he just did a line of something. Andy strongly suspects it based on his own experience with the powder.
Might want to slightly amend the analysis based on that.

I noticed the same thing when he was still on Odysee earlier in the night. He goes off camera then comes back sounding more coherent, but only for a little while. Once he was on camera on Jarbo's stream he couldnt take his coke breaks anymore, so he got way more sloppy, had to be reminded of whose stream he was on, and cried.

 

[ButterNugget]

Metokur: I want people to drink it in, his hypocrisy, lies...

Ralph: YEAH I WANT YOU TO DRINK IT IN, LIKE YER WHORE DRINKS IT IN BITCH

Metokur: Hey, I'm just curious man....

Ralph: YEAH YER CURIOUS, YER BI CURIOUS PROBABLY THAT'S WHY YA HANG AROUND FLAMENCO AND GATOR. WHEN WILL YOU DIE JIM?! WHEN WILL YOU DIE?! WHEN WILL YOU FUCKING DIE BITCH?!

Metokur: Ok, Ralph...

After hearing about Ralph’s homoerotic threesome fantasy with Jim and Milo.....

 

[Tommy's Mom]

I think the best post-Ralph part was Frank and PPP telling Vito to kill himself.

I've replayed that part at least 15 times already. It is so fucking funny.

VITO: This is retarded. You guys are all retarded. Anyway, good seeing you again Warski.
FRANK: You should kill yourself.
PPP: Y'know, you really should, Vito. You're such a scum fuck.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

Boy I sure hope May never accidentally gets Xandrina anything related to Blues Clues. That'd be the final straw.

 

[b1naryb0y]

I think the best post-Ralph part was Frank and PPP telling Vito to kill himself.

Also Rand was great on his segment.

Where can I see this?

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Almost 100 Pages since i went to bed. How i a nigga supposed to keep up with this Shit?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

His voice was quivering so many times he probably did tear up. How sad.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

idk guys i think the ralphamale won that one

He definitely owns his sektur now, the Crying Bitchmade Wigger Sektur.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Where can I see this?

2:11:30

 

[Tiger Jack]

Jesus Fucking Christ, what the hell happened last night!?

I went to bed because when I checked Flamenco's stream he was just sperging about Gundams and there was no way I was staying up just to watch Ralph seethe and squeal about Gator. I wake up to 100+ new pages because apparently I missed Ralph getting tag-team buck broken by Jim and fucking Mundane Matt!?
Does anyone have a link to the stream? I'd rather have to pick through 100 pages of people saying the same thing to find it.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

"Hollerin' Hog"

How have I not heard that one before?

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Pay attention to Warski when they're telling Vito to kill himself. He knows he shouldn't laugh. He tries really hard to not laugh. But it's just so fucking funny that he can't help but laugh.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

lmao I fell asleep around midnight EST, when the debate was still in talks, and I wake up to Jarbo kneeling on Ralph.


I love this shit.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Everyone is missing the fact that Ralph rege-quit the moment Matt asks him how many videos he's flagged. That seems important.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

This stream is going to haunt him like the pillstream. People will call him hollerin' hog for years and doordashing him corn on the cob like he's wingsofredemption