Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
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Mr E. Grifter said:
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Caught piggy without his shades after the feltening last night, he ended his stream but decided he needed to play the outro. Took him a whole minute to get the music to start over the outro card.

He doesn't look too happy...

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Took a glimpse at the chat while I was watching and saw this:
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This has to be ironic... right?
 
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RhoasJonas said:
The funniest shit is towards the end of the call where he tries throwing Gator under the bus to Jim, saying "Well Gator said this about you so..." and getting shut down with "I don't care".
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he did the same thing with warski and then he tried a "well I'm just sayin...." about it all
IamnottheNSA said:
Took a glimpse at the chat while I was watching and saw this:
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This has to be ironic... right?
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I'm telling you bro a lot of his fans are just trying to gas him up by feeding his ego
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
Took a glimpse at the chat while I was watching and saw this:
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This has to be ironic... right?
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I'm pretty sure that's ironic. No one could watch any part of that stream and think Ralph "won" any part of it (other than maybe the intro when he sobered up and got on stream). Plus, he's an unenthusiastic drunk that abandoned his pregnant (admittedly pedo) wife to go to court to do retarded internet shit in Portugal involving a retard that ruined a man's life before. That's a self-own if I ever seen one.
 
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Well, Ralph really comes like a jealous girlfriend that you just dumped.

There are times that he's saying "I like you", and other times that he's saying that he will piss on our grave.

This gunt has the gall to complain that Metokur is picking on his "worst" moment when he was just shaking pills, just after mocking about the guys incurable cancer + autoimune disease.



Shitty edit from the stream made on my cellphone
 
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After finally catching up to this thread, there are a few takeaways from the stream:
- Jim broke @theralph (well, he kind of broke himself).
- The irony of this stream being hosted by Mundane Matt does not escape me.
- @theralph bitched out and ran from MUNDANE MATT.
- Vito can get buried in a landfill fire. The guy is a fraud. He LARPS agreeing with Dick Masterson's hedonistic, libertine views, but Vito is a thin-skinned flaggot who agrees with authoritarians. For example, see Vito flagging Nedrotic's stream featuring Alex Jones for simply having Jones as a guest. JUST AS A GUEST. Why? Because Vito believed he should determine what is allowed on YouTube according to their terms of service.
In case no one here saw it, here is Rekieta eviscerating Vito:
- Matt was so close to redemption, but he aligned with Vito.
 
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Mexican Molotov Marauder said:
A while ago, I'm not entire sure when (I apologize, I'm retarded on my best days and I've been drinking), but I think it might have been the MATI with Ralph's dog lynching antics, Null said something I didn't really think that much about until now. I'm paraphrasing, but he basically said that Ralph lashes out about jokes so hard, because he is scared of being seen as a bitch. That he is horrified of having that Boulderstream moment where he is bullied into admitting to being a soy-filled bitch.

At the time I didn't really think about it, I thought: well duh, no shit he is. He has that wigger pride, but under all the bluster he is a cowardly retard. Of course he is scared of being openly humiliated. It's only now that I finally truly understand just how correct Josh was.

The Boulderstream was Ralph's big victory. I mean, not really, Zidane, Jim and The Quartering were the true MVPs, but Ralph managed to print his hoof mark on it with his hollering. And he has been bringing it up constantly along with Knoxville. The difference between that stream and Knoxville, is that Knoxville was soured for him by the gunt picture. The Boulderstream was pristine, his happy place he would go back to in his drunken stupor, to reminisce about the good old days. He could always think back on Matt being shat on and humiliated, as a cope.

But this stream? By God, it was tailor-made to be his personal hell. Jim, THE Jim, the big bad boogey man of the Internet and Matt "Boulder King" Mundane came to beat his ass. The guy he looked up to and the simpering bitch he gloriously defeated. Jim tore him apart, forced him to have his own 'soy-filled bitch' moment and then, when he tried to square up to Matt and salvage just a crumb of dignity, that he was still above Jarbo, he was bullied into rage-quitting. I simply cannot stress this enough: this is his worst nightmare made reality.
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I'm still slowly working my through this but I have to agree. The gist seems to be that Ralph's worst fears have been realised: He's become the new Mundane Matt.
Felting doesn't even begin to describe what Ralph has just gone through. His ego was popped like a balloon. He can't call himself the Ralphamale anymore (not that anyone seriously bought into that persona besides himself) even he can't lie to himself that hard. Much like how Matt became the Quarry King, he's the Ragepig now, the Hollerin' Hog.
This is exactly what happened to Matt btw. He experienced a humiliation so thorough and absolute that he will never live it down. This stream is going to haunt him to his dying day, which at this rate will be by 2028.
We might even need a new word to describe what just happened to Ralph: Bouldered? Harvested? Final Felted?

I also agree with Null, Ralph's next 'all-in' is going to be huge. He's never been more desperate than he is right now. Fuck it I'm gonna call it: Whatever Ralph does next is going to either land him back in hospital, or back in jail. Shower me in :optimistic:, I am absolutely, 100% sure this is what will happen.
 
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Every point made, Ralph contradicted himself either with Jim pointing out his historically recorded contradiction, or Ralph would contradict himself literally within 30 seconds of Jim saying it.

I want you dead. I never said I wanted you dead.I want you dead.
I think its wrong to go after family. I will go after family of anyone against me. Its wrong to go after family.
It's wrong to overreact and ruin someone. I'm going to ruin anyone who talks about me. I'm against ruination.
Its wrong to go to someones house, I'm a victim. I'm going to go to anyones house who says shit about me. Yeah it's wrong to go to anyones house.
Jim has doxed tons of people. Alright, Jim has never Doxed anyone. Jim Does people (can't name any).
I've nothing to apologize for. I've done things that I''m not proud of. I've done nothing wrong.
Gator deserves to die, I hope Jim dies. Its wrong to go low and want people to die. I hope Jim Dies. I hope he doesn't.
What happened to me in Portugal isn't funny. Yeah it is kind of funny. How dare you laugh at me.
You co-signed onto the stream off the visit to my house and were in on it. You weren't in on it and should have defended me though. OK, you were in on it and your co-sign is proof.
Jim is trying to hide his real name and lives in fear. OK, yeah you did post photos of your own house and real name so I got that wrong. No, you still are hiding who you are.
I'm not in a spin, I'm just angry. Yeah OK I am in a spin.
Jim you went after me personally. OK, no I don't have any proof but I know what you think. Yeah you did go after me and are trying to ruin me. OK, you aren't trying to ruin me and just laughing at me. Well, no you are out to get me.
I'm not ruining gator and never said I would. Fuck Gator, I'll ruin him to reach him a lesson. No, I'm not doing anything and never threatened Gator.
Its not right to go after wives. Your wife is a whore Jim. How can anyone go after my wife?
Jim you said all this shit. OK, I can't prove Jim said any of it. OK, well, Jim was thinking it.


It is never-ending. The last 30 mins was like watching an addict slip into a coma, slurring and trains of thought that left the rail yard with no destination and then drifted off onto the wrong track and then off a cliff.
 
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