Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
Watched the Boulder redemption stream until about 2:30 last night, it was so beautiful :story:

EDIT: caught up on the thread, holy shiiit. I'm rewatching the stream now, but I'll pass on the after stream because it sounded gay as fuck.
 
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Okay, I'm rewatching for the sake of my own recollection, here are some things I notice off the bat:
  • Matt claims Tonka showed up to Knoxville and was screaming at Rekeita at one point, not sure what the context of the latter part was but that's interesting
  • Ralph clearly debated for a few minutes whether or not to show up, as Matt directly sent him the link before his blocked tweet
  • Ralph had also clearly stopped doing blow at the point where the stream started because he's clearly low-energy.
  • Jim comes in surprisingly hot and calls Ralph a faggot
  • Ralph latches onto the name change
  • Jim explains it as "because we fucking felt like it" and references Ronnie Ralph
  • Ralph is noticeably reserved, clearly a sign of trepidation
  • Ralph claims Jim won't leave his house and walk down the street, Jim responds with "you can't walk down the streets of Portugal"
  • Ralph tries to use Jim's 'illness' as an own
  • Ralph blames Jim for covid
  • Jim starts sueeeeyyyyying
  • Ralph tries dropping Jim's dox, Jim corrects him and repeats the dox
  • Ralph talks over himself
  • (((echoing)))
  • "Farmer Jarbo"
  • Ralph starts writing fan-fiction, claiming Jim cosigned the great diaper raid
  • Ralph tries throwing Andy under the bus, Jim gives zero shits
  • Ralph claims Jim has been mocking him '6-8 months straight', seethes over pills
  • Jim re-iterates that he isn't friends with Ralph, Ralph responds with "well then neither am I, why would I care about you if you aren't"
  • Ralph retcons the 6-8 months, claims Jim has been insulting him for a year
  • Jim points out that Ralph claims to hate him for a while, and is too much of a little bitch to admit it. Piggy literally pusses out in responding
  • Jim points out that he mocked Andy for aim-aim-aim
  • Ralph tries to throw Andy under the bus again, Jim again gives no fucks
  • Jim points out Ralph is a hypocrite for not liking attacks against family
  • Jim characterizes Ralph's behavior as life ruination
That's all for now jesus this is nauseating to listen to, I feel like I'm watching a snuff film
 
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This whole debate feels like we entered the Twilight Zone: MundaneMatt and Metokur double teaming Ralph like this. Holy shit.
What double-team? Matt was silent for about 45 mins (great job by the way) and only spoke up when addressed. He mentioned Ralph was a hypocrite about how he treated Matt for simply flagging videos and then Ralph rage-quit rather than respond.
 
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Okay, I'm rewatching for the sake of my own recollection, here are some things I notice off the bat:
  • Matt claims Tonka showed up to Knoxville and was screaming at Rekeita at one point, not sure what the context of the latter part was but that's interesting


He said Tonka had come to Knoxville and he could hear Tonka when Tonka was on Rekieta's stream.

I think he was saying Tonka actually had travelled down to take part in the fight and was in a hotel or something. Was weird.
 
I feel like anyone expecting Ralph to change his behavior in any way after last night deserves a :optimistic: the size of the fucking sun, but that might be the greatest deconstruction of Ethan Ralph we ever get. In a bit less than two hours we get the entire gunt spectrum, Ralph goes from hollerin' hog to a depressed, self-pitying slurring slop, going through everything in-between.

It's fucking amazing. He really jumped in expecting he could start screeching at Jim calling him a disabled nigger and telling him to die and instantly recover all his reputation. When that failed he tries to use some semblance of reasoning and argue that people shat on him way more than he shat on others. When nobody was convinced he started going nuclear again, threatening Jim, Gaydor and everyone else. When even that had no effect he started whimpering, whining that Gaydor was his best friend who betrayed him and asking why Jim doesn't defend his honor online and boost his views on the killstream for free.

He just deflates further and further as he realizes he can't holler his way out of this, is too drunk to debate anything, and too much of an ass to make anyone pity him. By the time he realizes he's in such a pathetic position even the Boulder King can dunk on him, he decides he's had enough and ragequits like a bitch. That stream was fucking art.
 
I went to bed last night because Ralph was being boring as fuck. Waking up to 100+ pages to go through has marked this as the biggest mistake of my life. What the fuck did he do?
The Ralphamale and Jim went at it on Mundane Matt's channel, where Metokur buried the fucker. Ralph was so incoherent, even he at times forgot he'd turned off the stream. He admitted the corn joke/people mocking his family and friends broke him. He told the world there's some guy leaving corn cobs on his front porch, and Jim destroyed him utterly. It almost at times felt like a therapy session as Jim acted almost like a disapproving Father. Ralph admitted to having a substance abuse issue, and Jim chastised him for it.

Eventually, after an hour of Ralph making an ass of himself and Jim having become somewhat sympathetic/just knowing he destroyed Ralph, Matt jumped on to confront him about his flagging. Being the bad cop to Jim's good cop, and Ralph fled. Absolutely felted.
 
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Caught piggy without his shades after the feltening last night, he ended his stream but decided he needed to play the outro. Took him a whole minute to get the music to start over the outro card.

He doesn't look too happy...

 
Whenever Jim pressed Ralph on how he's trying to ruin Gator, Ralph said something like "he was my best friend, he betrayed me"

Ralph literally didn't know his best friend's name. He didn't care to know it until he wanted to dox him.

This says all you need to know about the RAGE PIG, Ethan Ralph.
He also said that his best friend Gator's best quality was his knowledge of the killstream infrastructure, like he's giving him a compliment.
 
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