Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
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Dyn said:
I don't think the subject of flagging was what made him tuck tail and scamper away like an utterly broken buck, just the fact that Matt immediately went in hard on him when he desperately needed an easy dunker.
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This reminds me of that stream when Sargon got relentlessly bashed by Metokur at then went on to try and debate some left-wing anglo chick (assuming it was easy content). Don`t quite remember her name, but on that stream Sargon came off with the same passive simmering anger that Ralph had.
 
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I doubt it’ll be 2-3 days. More like 24 hours. He’s sleeping it off right now, and once he comes to he’s going to have a few hours of panic trying to remember exactly what he said until he finally rewatches it. After that, he won’t be able to keep himself from digging his hole even deeper.
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In my experience with blackouts, I typically get panic attacks regarding what I did / didn't do for the next day or so. I've never done coke let alone coke and booze so I can't even begin to speculate what's going to go through his head when he sobers up. If he sobers up.
 
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Null said a few days ago that we'll never see Ralph admit his mistakes. If we are waiting for a stream where he cries and admits to all his faults, fears, etc. It's never gonna happen. He lives on spite and no matter how bad his life gets we won't see the gunt ever not say he's winning. And I think he's right, but last night we definitely got as close to this scenario as I think we're ever going to get. After half an hour with Jim you saw all the insecurities flow out of him onto the friggin table, tears and all.

He's scared of people coming to his house, he feels lonely and betrayed by people he's mistreated, talking shit about him, his wife and kids hurts him a ton. He's resentful that Jim stopped coming on. He's resentful of Gator prioritizing his own goals and life. And most of all, he IS deeply unhappy and sad about his current life, and wishes he could go back to the old days. Once the rage was out of him we literally saw Ralph at his weakest, basically admitting to everything that's ever been said about him and crying about his hurt feefee's.

I still don't feel bad for him though. It's a pretty soft accusation that Jarbo made at the end but it hit the nail on the head : He's a hypocrit. He's scared, sad and in pain. But he does the exact same shit to others and worse to people who cross him even slightly. I don't doubt his feelings are real, but he is at fault for 99% of the shit that's happened to him and he always brags and laughs when he inflicts this pain on others.

Fuck him, fuck his tears and fuck everyone else who feels bad for him, people like him are enabled and thrive on to hurt others by naive idiots like you.
 
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The_Stolas said:
This reminds me of that stream when Sargon got relentlessly bashed by Metokur at then went on to try and debate some left-wing anglo chick (assuming it was easy content). Don`t quite remember her name, but on that stream Sargon came off with the same passive simmering anger that Ralph had.
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Yeah, that's how it always goes anytime a fragile egotistical manchild gets his ego dented, the first impulse is always to lash out at something safe and weak so you can feel like a big swinging dick again.
 
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Snigger said:
In my experience with blackouts, I typically get panic attacks regarding what I did / didn't do for the next day or so. I've never done coke let alone coke and booze so I can't even begin to speculate what's going to go through his head when he sobers up. If he sobers up.
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What's left for Ralph other than trotting into his studio and firing up his dopamine machine again.
 
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I wish there was video of Ralph coming home after the long journey from Portugal to find corn cobs all over his driveway..

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Malaika said:
Null said a few days ago that we'll never see Ralph admit his mistakes. If we are waiting for a stream where he cries and admits to all his faults, fears, etc. It's never gonna happen. He lives on spite and no matter how bad his life gets we won't see the gunt ever not say he's winning. And I think he's right, but last night we definitely got as close to this scenario as I think we're ever going to get. After half an hour with Jim you saw all the insecurities flow out of him onto the friggin table, tears and all.

He's scared of people coming to his house, he feels lonely and betrayed by people he's mistreated, talking shit about his wife and kids hurts him a ton. He's resentful that Jim stopped coming on. He's resentful of Gator prioritizing his own goals and life. And most of all, he IS deeply unhappy and sad about his current life, and wishes he could go back to the old days. Once the rage was out of him we literally saw Ralph at his weakest, basically admitting to everything that's ever been said about him and crying about his hurt feefee's.

I still don't feel bad for him though. It's a pretty soft accusation that Jarbo made at the end but it hit the nail on the head : He's a hypocrit. He's scared, sad and in pain. But he does the exact same shit to others and worse to people who cross him even slightly. I don't doubt his feelings are not real, but he is at fault for 99% of the shit that's happened to him and he always brags and laughs when he inflicts this pain on others.

Fuck him and fuck everyone else who feels bad for him, people like him are enabled and thrive on hurt others by naive idiots like you.
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Honestly given his substance abuse habits it just takes one night of heavy drinking and holding off on the blow. This man does not exist for any period of time, he's operating on a moment-to-moment planning system. He'll break down just enough at least once and then pretend it never happened.
Ngl when thinking about it from this perspective I kind of feel bad for Ralph but I'm also glad he's not actually in my life, I've had a good friend with mental health issues and drug problems get picked up by the system and keeping distance is paramount.
 
Dyn said:
I don't think the subject of flagging was what made him tuck tail and scamper away like an utterly broken buck, just the fact that Matt immediately went in hard on him when he desperately needed an easy dunker.
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The look on Ralph's face when asked about flagging videos and then the rage-quit. He was about to be asked to show the same screen that sunk Matt and he knew it. There's something there.
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
I went to bed last night because Ralph was being boring as fuck. Waking up to 100+ pages to go through has marked this as the biggest mistake of my life. What the fuck did he do?
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I'm watching it right now. He's making himself look worse than Mundane Matt during his own Bouldergate. It really shows how pathetic Ralph is without someone to tard-wrangle him like Zidan or Gator. He's literally a gluttonous ball of rage, envy, greed and lust.
 
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What's sad is Ralph has the potential to put on entertaining shows and be successful but he's constantly getting in his own way by being a snowflake rage pig faggot. Ralph, stop trying to "win", there's nothing to win. If you stop being a spergy bitch now, people could forget about most of this shit within a couple of years and might even be willing to handwave it away if you 180 and show some maturity and growth.
Are you listening Ralph?
Oh no wait, that's a fucking brick wall I'm talking to again.
 
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A while ago, I'm not entire sure when (I apologize, I'm retarded on my best days and I've been drinking), but I think it might have been the MATI with Ralph's dog lynching antics, Null said something I didn't really think that much about until now. I'm paraphrasing, but he basically said that Ralph lashes out about jokes so hard, because he is scared of being seen as a bitch. That he is horrified of having that Boulderstream moment where he is bullied into admitting to being a soy-filled bitch.

At the time I didn't really think about it, I thought: well duh, no shit he is. He has that wigger pride, but under all the bluster he is a cowardly retard. Of course he is scared of being openly humiliated. It's only now that I finally truly understand just how correct Josh was.

The Boulderstream was Ralph's big victory. I mean, not really, Zidane, Jim and The Quartering were the true MVPs, but Ralph managed to print his hoof mark on it with his hollering. And he has been bringing it up constantly along with Knoxville. The difference between that stream and Knoxville, is that Knoxville was soured for him by the gunt picture. The Boulderstream was pristine, his happy place he would go back to in his drunken stupor, to reminisce about the good old days. He could always think back on Matt being shat on and humiliated, as a cope.

But this stream? By God, it was tailor-made to be his personal hell. Jim, THE Jim, the big bad boogey man of the Internet and Matt "Boulder King" Mundane came to beat his ass. The guy he looked up to and the simpering bitch he gloriously defeated. Jim tore him apart, forced him to have his own 'soy-filled bitch' moment and then, when he tried to square up to Matt and salvage just a crumb of dignity, that he was still above Jarbo, he was bullied into rage-quitting. I simply cannot stress this enough: this is his worst nightmare made reality.
 
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