Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[AncientPhosphur]

Wake the fuck up Guntari

You have bridges to burn

 

[free_protons4u]

I have a feeling we won’t hear from Ralph for a long time. Any number of conclusions can be drawn from this but the silence will be filled with speculation. But that’s my prediction. He won’t tweet for at least 3 days

 

[Farglemark]

Holy fuck, if the horse were to come out and say Ralph died of alcohol poisoning, necking or crossbow bolt to the head. I wouldn't be shocked

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I have a feeling we won’t hear from Ralph for a long time. Any number of conclusions can be drawn from this but the silence will be filled with speculation. But that’s my prediction. He won’t tweet for at least 3 days

I’ll take that action. He’s a Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Gunt. There’s no way he’ll be able to restrain himself that long from doubling down in the hopes of scoring a big W to wash away this massive L on his mind

 

[Spergetti]

No one can fuck with a man like a crazy ex with a kid. May is going to invert his asshole when that inevitably implodes.

Doesn't that assume too much intelligence on her part? If she wanted to ruin Ralph and jump ship, she probably should have taken that shot BEFORE the pregnancy. What's there for her to gain at this point? She'll have the ragepig's kid, he'll probably bail and do everything in his power to prevent her from receiving financial support like he's doing to Faith now, and even if she is eventually awarded child support he will have burned through his savings to buy liquor, gamble, and pay his outstanding legal expenses. I guess she can have him sent to jail for failure to pay child support, but then she's stuck with the kid and Ralph is eating 3 meals a day, filing pro bono legal bullshit at May and the Vickers, all on VA's dime. I think Josh is right, she's a fucking retard.

 

[Thee Witchfinder]

When it comes to gay internet drama no matter what gunt does he can't go lower than this, the worst is behind him.

You underestimate the endless rage of a gunt scorned. This harvest has been plentiful, but the harvest season is not even here yet.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

If someone made a soundboard of this shit, there would be a button for "Uhm, well, you see, look, fuckin', let's go back to, listen," and all that other shit that runs for a solid thirty seconds. Ralph is EXTREMELY transparent about when his pickled brain is lagging behind and he's spewing out noise to stall for time until he finds a thread to pursue.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I would pay so much to watch Rekeita stream Gator's murder trial for defending himself against the Hollerin' Hog.

Unless Gator really does something stupid and Virginia has stupid laws there probably wouldn’t be a trial. A drunk/ belligerent fool comes trying to fight you and threatens your life you can usually defend yourself?

 

[Dyn]

Doesn't that assume too much intelligence on her part? If she wanted to ruin Ralph and jump ship, she probably should have taken that shot BEFORE the pregnancy. What's there for her to gain at this point? She'll have the ragepig's kid, he'll probably bail and do everything in his power to prevent her from receiving financial support like he's doing to Faith now, and even if she is eventually awarded child support he will have burned through his savings to buy liquor, gamble, and pay his outstanding legal expenses. I guess she can have him sent to jail for failure to pay child support, but then she's stuck with the kid and Ralph is eating 3 meals a day, filing pro bono legal bullshit at May and the Vicker, all on VA's dime. I think Josh is right, she's a fucking retard.

It's too late for an abortion but too early to dump the kid on Ralph and drive to another state.

 

[Snigger]

It's too late for an abortion but too early to dump the kid on Ralph and drive to another state.

An abortion may be illegal but there are such things as stairs

 

[Spergetti]

It can get a lot worse. He could lose his blue check over some of the shit he’s been threatening to do and bragging about already having done. He’s thrown fuel onto the trash fire that is his legal troubles so there are his upcoming court cases to look forward to. His paypiggies are defecting en masse and Gator’s confirmed that he’s in debt and years behind on taxes so there’s that still to come. Not to mention the baby, and there’s so much more. It can, and will very soon get a lot worse for Ralph than just being felted online.

I think these are all correct, but the Gunt has the astounding ability to make his situation many times worse than anyone could have predicted. Everyone assumed his anger would lead to burning bridges with some of his friends, but I don't think many people thought he would really go after Jim and Gator. Everyone assumed he would fuck with the Vickers until they took him to court, but I don't think many people thought he would release his own embarrassing sex tape. Anything bad you think is coming, he has the uncanny ability to make so much worse.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Pig has been awfully quiet.

 

[Mikoyan]

Wake the fuck up Guntari

You have bridges to burn

In 2022, they voted Gunt the worst lolcow on the Farms.
Main issues?
Sky-high rate of self-violence, and living further below the poverty line than any other cow with a house.
Can't deny it, it's all true. But everyone still wants to pile on.
The Gunt has a promise for you. It might be a lie, an illusion. But it's always just around the corner.
It keeps you going. The Corn.

(Gunterpunk 2022 trailer when)

 

[Amaranth]

excited for mondays stream boys

 

[Jack Awful]

He could lose his blue check over some of the shit he’s been threatening to do and bragging about already having done

I'm really surprised no one hasn't gone after that yet. He's clearly broken ToS.

 

[JhonVent]

Pig has been awfully quiet.

He’s probably still passed out from too much pills and booze. A self inflicted call me if you will

 

[Tobias]

I think the best path to victory is driving to Jim's house and physically assaulting his wife.

We've seen his ability to fight women before and Jade is probably a hundred pounds heavier than Mint.

This can only end well.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Why would Ralph lose his bluecheck when he consistently does more to dox and harm the right than anything Antifa has ever done

 

[Gangster Talk]

Pig has been awfully quiet.

He was wasted and 100% did a few lines before the showdown, I doubt he's even awake yet and it will probably be a couple hours at least before the vague memory of weeping and hollerin at his internet best fwend starts to dawn on him.

 

[Null]

Wake the fuck up Guntari