Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Laura Loomer]

Just imagine the type of crowd who are still standing beside Ralph when his retarded bowling event happens in two months

Multiple pedo defenders, a catboy with a god complex, and Mersh TINK TINK TINK TINK

 

[Gangster Talk]

Speaking of corn, just want to reiterate that the anonymous hero who COBBED Ralph's doorstep is responsible for the biggest laugh of the night

 

[Snigger]

>corn kernels
We truly have the best jannies

 

[Angry Shoes]

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Why do people take the internet this seriously?

Im not celebrating anything, I just find it very, very, very, very funny.

Because they just can’t understand that the Internet and Real Life are two different things. I mean, look at how hard Jeff Stacy tried to explain this fact to Chris Hansen. No matter what you say, some folks just can’t understand!

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Hilarious as this may have been I cant help feeling sad.

Theres no way this could possibly get any funnier, we witnessed the peak.

That's what I thought when Ralph posted a video of 3 incher and sniffing shit off his thumb.
That's what I thought when Ralph got his ass kicked when he attacked a hive of fat trannies.
That's what I thought when Ralph spent all his money at Vegas and got served by his blood enemy.
That's what I thought when Ralph got his face disfigured during an attempt to "own" a former friend.
Yet here we are. Ralph has no peak. He never stops climbing mount comedy. However it is he dies or goes to prison will no doubt be the funniest thing ever.

 

[MadStan]

Jim doxxed people. Everyone doxed people. Nobody cares about doxing.

EDIT: also the biggest slip that showed just how his mind works. I forget the context but he got owned on a point and said "Ok, maybe I'm wrong. Yeah I might be right about that one."

Like even when he academically understands he might be wrong, he freudian slips that maybe he still thinks he's right.

Perhaps Jim did or did not Dox people. It is just silly though to know (as Ralph) that you are going to raise this point and then not have a single example. It is like a prosecutor turning up at Trial who swears the defendant raped someone but you don't know who, where or how.

Ralph's only preparation for the stream was to mix a drink, pop pills and adorn the glasses. He had no docs, no notes, no print outs. Nothing. Jim on the other hand was prepared and ready to go.

 

[Harshed Mellow]

I remember a kiwi mentioned he still had some fall in him. I still think Ralph has some fight.

He's seen Rocky over 70 times, The Ralphamale is gonna get up swinging.

Cornfetti, love it.

 

[Mister Mint]

Updated version

 

[WeWuzFinns]

When it comes to gay internet drama no matter what gunt does he can't go lower than this, the worst is behind him. This event will probably make him even more unhinged, and no one knows how the silly piggy will embarrass himself next.

 

[Snigger]

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That certainly would go a long way to explain beer bodies

 

[Spergetti]

That's what I thought when Ralph posted a video of 3 incher and sniffing shit off his thumb.
That's what I thought when Ralph got his ass kicked when he attacked a hive of fat trannies.
That's what I thought when Ralph spent all his money at Vegas and got served by his blood enemy.
That's what I thought when Ralph got his face disfigured during an attempt to "own" a former friend.
Yet here we are. Ralph has no peak. He never stops climbing mount comedy. However it is he dies or goes to prison will no doubt be the funniest thing ever.

It is really hard to imagine where this is going to end, assuming he doesn't suddenly die in the near future. I mean, is he just going to continue fighting every former associate he has? Is Dick next? Is Zidan going to return just to give Ralph another enemy for his next shonen arc? How much worse can this get for him?

 

[Jordi El Nino Polla]

The Boulderstream was Ralph's big victory. I mean, not really, Zidane, Jim and The Quartering

The Quartering didn't do shit during that stream. He showed up half way through, took up space and only ever opened his mouth to talk about himself in order to force himself into the moment. Don't give him a single ounce of credit.

 

[Blackhole]

>watching flamenco yesterday
>decide to go to bed
>wake up to this kino
Too much corn,i'm drowning in it!

 

[Mike Roth]

Why does he keep calling Jim a nigger?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Orville Redenbacher hasn’t produced this much corn. Let’s dance!

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

It is really hard to imagine where this is going to end, assuming he doesn't suddenly die in the near future. I mean, is he just going to continue fighting every former associates he has? Is Dick next? Is Zidan going to return just to give Ralph another enemy for his next shonen arc? How much worse can this get for him?

No one can fuck with a man like a crazy ex with a kid. May is going to invert his asshole when that inevitably implodes.

 

[Dyn]

So now that's not happening. He's down so far it'd be a lot of hard work to slowly build something again. Fuck that. It's time to go all in, he can win everything back with a single decisive win!

Whatever that is I don't know. But it will probably be amazing.

I think the best path to victory is driving to Jim's house and physically assaulting his wife.

 

[Sad Chad]

Just finished the boulder stream. Fuck, Ralph is fucking pathetic. Is he bipolar? He oscillates from tough guy act to near tears crying victim like every 15 seconds. Pick a lane

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

It is really hard to imagine where this is going to end, assuming he doesn't suddenly die in the near future. I mean, is he just going to continue fighting every former associates he has? Is Dick next? Is Zidan going to return just to give Ralph another enemy for his next shonen arc? How much worse can this get for him?

It can get a lot worse. He could lose his blue check over some of the shit he’s been threatening to do and bragging about already having done. He’s thrown fuel onto the trash fire that is his legal troubles so there are his upcoming court cases to look forward to. His paypiggies are defecting en masse and Gator’s confirmed that he’s in debt and years behind on taxes so there’s that still to come. Not to mention the baby, and there’s so much more. It can, and will very soon get a lot worse for Ralph than just being felted online.