0:00 - The Quarry King gives his introduction.
0:50 - Jim appears. He's very "just business" considering the last major interaction he had with Mundane Matt was helping to absolutely obliterate him, and Matt is very amicable. He's still a scumbag, though.
2:00 - Jim immediately establishes how Ralph is being annoying, calling him a "drug abusing alcoholic with a head wound deciding to drive up to my state to holler at me" in jest.
2:30 - Jim brings up Ralph also being annoying to the Quartering, and it's just stunning how these people are still interacting with each other after all these years, even if relationships change.
3:30 - Ralph has been "drunk dialing" Jim to complain about missing the "good ol' days."
4:20 - Matt makes Jim hack up a deep laugh like he's coughing up blood, "I was playing Cyberpunk 2077 and that game is less broken than Ralph."
4:40 - Tonka comes up and it's like I'm still in 2018.
7:10 - SUPERCHATS NOOO
9:50 - Finally, Ralph shows up. He looks like a waterlogged corpse in a hat. I am so baffled how the roles are almost completely swapped from the infamous "Mundane Matt exposed" stream on all three parties involved.
10:10 - Ralph sounds drunk. As in, drunker than usual. He sounds almost exactly like when you play a Youtube video at half speed.
10:40 - Jim agrees to Ralph's terms but calls him a "ragepig." Ralph instantly goes into attack mode.
11:00 - Stream has already devolved into chaos as Jim demands Ralph "opens wide" to accept his Mister Metokur Meat into his welcoming maw. Ralph gives probably the lamest retort imaginable.
11:15 - Ralph confront Jim with the fact he changed his name. Jim doesn't care, but Ralph leans into it for the next minute.
11:55 - Ralph gives up trying to make a coherent insult and just starts swearing when Jim makes fun of his dying show, instantly signaling that Jim struck a soft spot.
12:50 - And we're already onto Ralph threatening to beat Jim up. Jim gives the proper reaction and laughs. Ralph doesn't appreciate it.
13:10 - Ralph accuses Jim of dodging a question. Jim agrees to back up the conversation to answer the question. Ralph then dodges that and doesn't repeat whatever question he was accusing Jim of avoiding.
14:00 - Ralph calls Jim "silly," He's not wrong.
14:40 - Ralph continues to bank on the name change thing. Jim still doesn't really care. Ralph doesn't like that, either.
15:30 - Ralph accuses Jim of laughing when people came to Ralph's house. Jim asks for proof that he did, and Ralph just gets angry and moves on without proving anything. I'm suspecting this is going to be a reoccurring theme.
16:15 - Stating that Warski spoke negatively of Jim, Ralph expresses how he was baffled that Jim didn't hold a grudge over him doing so. It gives a little insight into how Ralph's worldview operates, I guess.
17:00 - This is the good stuff. Ralph immediately shows his hand and demands to know why Jim didn't emotionally support him when he was making a fool of himself. Jim isn't moved and says he isn't Ralph's friend, which Jim has made repeatedly clear. Ralph tries to retort by saying Jim isn't his friend either as his voice starts to waver, making it as clear as possible that he thought he had an unreciprocated "friendship" with Jim.
17:30 - Ralph says "disingenuous." I'm just sharing because this is my favorite word to hear internet talking heads say.
18:00 - You can hear Ralph getting drunker in realtime.
20:50 - Ralph makes it clear that he equates making fun of a person to wanting to ruin their life. So, you know, this is even more insight into Ralph's worldview.
24:00 - Ralph accuses Jim of doxing, and Jim asks him to prove it. Ralph doesn't. What a surprise.
24:25 - Completely forgetting that he was trying to shame Jim for allegedly doxing people, upon realizing that he can't prove Jim doxed anyone, Ralph backpedals to "nobody cares about doxing!"
25:00 - Ralph becomes (more) heated while crying that Jim laughed at him after his purse got stolen in Spain. In case it isn't clear enough already, it seems the worst thing Ralph believes you can do to another human being is make fun of them. Ralph's go-to is to insult Jim's wife, by the way, while Jim keeps coming at Ralph with a new thing to insult him with every time he speaks.
25:30 - I personally challenge you to sit through this without laughing or cracking a smile.
26:40 - "WHEN WILL YOU DIIIEEE!?" This is the funniest thing I've seen all week.
28:00 - Ralph accuses Jim of the covid lockdowns...?
29:00 - Ralph accuses Jim of making death threats against his family. Jim asks him to prove it, and you know the drill by now.
30:35 - Jim hits the nail on the head by accusing Ralph of being angry at him just due to association. Ralph moves on as quickly as possible.
31:00 - "BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY" [violent pill bottle noises]
32:30 - A bit sneaky, but Matt gives a little "lol" into the chat.
30:30 - Now Ralph has backpedaled into saying what Jim did was funny. I don't think the beer is making him a better orator.
34:50 - Ralph gives a shoutout to the spliced Metokur videos!
36:50 - Jim says "disingenuous!" Scream!
40:00 - I'm starting to zone out when Ralph talks. I started thinking about the "gunt" emote. Man, that's a good emote.
42:40 - Ralph says he has a nuanced system of morality, then explains that it is based on anything negative happening to people who make fun of him. I want to believe this is an ironic joke, but I don't think Ralph is sober enough for higher brain function right now.
44:00 - Apparently Ralph underpaid the people who worked with him. Maybe it's old news, but it's interesting to me.
54:00 - Jim expresses that he suspects Ralph may have genuinely gotten brain damage during his overseas foray. The silence as Ralph processes this is deafening.
55:00 - Ralph is somehow sounding drunker, but I'm not seeing him drink. Is he taking his beer through an IV or something?
1:05:00 - Okay, now this is starting to feel like a therapy session.
1:06:50 - Jim tries to point out what's negatively affect Ralph the most, and Ralph deflects. When Jim points out that Ralph is deflecting, Ralph ignores him pointing it out and continues deflecting.
1:08:05 - "I don't want you to die," says Ralph forgetting what he said at 26:40.
1:17:00 - As everything winds down, Matt calls Ralph a hypocrite. Of all things, Mundane Matt makes Ralph run off scared. With that said and done, the stream is over.
