Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Snigger]

I'm still slowly working my through this but I have to agree. The gist seems to be that Ralph's worst fears have been realised: He's become the new Mundane Matt.
Felting doesn't even begin to describe what Ralph has just gone through. His ego was popped like a balloon. He can't call himself the Ralphamale anymore (not that anyone seriously bought into that persona besides himself) even he can't lie to himself that hard. Much like how Matt became the Quarry King, he's the Ragepig now, the Hollerin' Hog.
This is exactly what happened to Matt btw. He experienced a humiliation so thorough and absolute that he will never live it down. This stream is going to haunt him to his dying day, which at this rate will be by 2028.
We might even need a new word to describe what just happened to Ralph: Bouldered? Harvested? Final Felted?

I also agree with Null, Ralph's next 'all-in' is going to be huge. He's never been more desperate than he is right now. Fuck it I'm gonna call it: Whatever Ralph does next is going to either land him back in hospital, or back in jail. Shower me in , I am absolutely, 100% sure this is what will happen.

Ralph went straight through the felt to the fucking wood underneath

 

[Agent Proper]

I've been loosely keeping tabs on The Gunt for awhile now, but I could not look away as a man with cancer pounded on that 5' 1" fat lump with the Irish sunglasses all night long. I hope we get more after Ralph wakes up after crying himself to sleep last night.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Every point made, Ralph contradicted himself either with Jim pointing out his historically recorded contradiction, or Ralph would contradict himself literally within 30 seconds of Jim saying it.

I want you dead. I never said I wanted you dead.I want you dead.
I think its wrong to go after family. I will go after family of anyone against me. Its wrong to go after family.
It's wrong to overreact and ruin someone. I'm going to ruin anyone who talks about me. I'm against ruination.
Its wrong to go to someones house, I'm a victim. I'm going to go to anyones house who says shit about me. Yeah it's wrong to go to anyones house.
Jim has doxed tons of people. Alright, Jim has never Doxed anyone. Jim Does people (can't name any).
I've nothing to apologize for. I've done things that I''m not proud of. I've done nothing wrong.
Gator deserves to die, I hope Jim dies. Its wrong to go low and want people to die. I hope Jim Dies. I hope he doesn't.
What happened to me in Portugal isn't funny. Yeah it is kind of funny. How dare you laugh at me.
You co-signed onto the stream off the visit to my house and were in on it. You weren't in on it and should have defended me though. OK, you were in on it and your co-sign is proof.
Jim is trying to hide his real name and lives in fear. OK, yeah you did post photos of your own house and real name so I got that wrong. No, you still are hiding who you are.
I'm not in a spin, I'm just angry. Yeah OK I am in a spin.
Jim you went after me personally. OK, no I don't have any proof but I know what you think. Yeah you did go after me and are trying to ruin me. OK, you aren't trying to ruin me and just laughing at me. Well, no you are out to get me.
I'm not ruining gator and never said I would. Fuck Gator, I'll ruin him to reach him a lesson. No, I'm not doing anything and never threatened Gator.
Its not right to go after wives. Your wife is a whore Jim. How can anyone go after my wife?
Jim you said all this shit. OK, I can't prove Jim said any of it. OK, well, Jim was thinking it.


It is never-ending. The last 30 mins was like watching an addict slip into a coma, slurring and trains of thought that left the rail yard with no destination and then drifted off onto the wrong track and then off a cliff.

Jim doxxed people. Everyone doxed people. Nobody cares about doxing.

EDIT: also the biggest slip that showed just how his mind works. I forget the context but he got owned on a point and said "Ok, maybe I'm wrong. Yeah I might be right about that one."

Like even when he academically understands he might be wrong, he freudian slips that maybe he still thinks he's right.

 

[Stasi]

Ralph came in all piss and vinegar but within minutes he was a whimpering cowering mess drunkenly slobbering all over daddy Jim out of fear of being even more embarrassed. I don't think I have ever seen such a pathetic display. Even Jim admitted he wasn't going at him that hard so this was all Ralph self-immolating in spectacular fashion.

I am convinced in his drunken piggy mind he was going to do the same thing he did to Josh - shout at him for 10 minutes non-stop, not let him get a word in and then mute him when he tried to respond, claiming this as a big win. Too bad for him this was on Matt's stream and Ralph came apart at the seams. Every point collapsed after the most minor scrutiny.

Well yuh dawxed peepoo
Really, who?
Umm ...ahh....oink...anyway moving on

Dey came aftah ma family Jimhh, thats outtah bounds
10 seconds later
Yeh and fawk yur fat tub ah lard Korean gook wife

Yuh been aftah me for months
Um, no, I made fun of you after you got your ass kicked last week because it was funny, if I wanted to go after you it would look very different
WHAH ARRR YUH TRYNNA DESTROY ME JIMMM

I look forward to the coping and seething from Ralph when he wakes up and realises what an absolute disaster last night was.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

This isn't Kiwi Farms anymore, this is Cornhub.

@Null Please make this reality

 

[Blasphemian]

Nothing will change from last night. Ralph is stuck in an infinite feedback loop. Even in the face of indisputable evidence laid out by his daddy he will still say to himself "Ha, I sure showed those faggots. Ralphamale fer lyfeee."

It was extremely entertaining for the most part however.

 

[fuck whales]

Lets be fair to Ralph, he has made the next episode of the Killstream the most highly anticipated show on the internet

He cant stop winning.

 

[AnOminous]

That he is horrified of having that Boulderstream moment where he is bullied into admitting to being a soy-filled bitch.

What he doesn't understand is that actions speak louder than words and his actions scream "SOY-FILLED BITCH."

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

Sorry for doubleposting, but does anyone have Ralph's stream on cozy.tv or did they see it? I want to see how Ralph coped with being such an embarrassment to not only himself, but to all his loved ones (lol, he only loves himself, let's not kid ourselves).

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Nothing will change from last night. Ralph is stuck in an infinite feedback loop. Even in the face of indisputable evidence laid out by his daddy he will still say to himself "Ha, I sure showed those faggots. Ralphamale fer lyfeee."

It was extremely entertaining for the most part however.

Deep down Ralph knows it’s nawt true, but he’ll just drink until he’s drunk enough to be able to make himself believe that he’s still WINNING!

 

[rhinoplasty]

How is he going to manage this though? Vito was hammer-fisting Ralph too. Ralph is definitely going to attack Pedo Vito for it. This is going to cause huge problems for Dick and his best option is to completely cut ties with Ralph and start mocking him. That's the only way he comes out of this not looking like a complete faggot, and I think he knows it. I haven't seen him comment on this yet. He 100% knows this happened and probably watched the stream.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the whole "Pedo Vito" thing come from Vito defending Cuties, which Dax also did? I'd assume they did it at the same time, being cohosts, but maybe it was separate. Either way, he's gotta take up for Vito because he chose the exact same hill to die on.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Well, Ralph really comes like a jealous girlfriend that you just dumped.

There are times that he's saying "I like you", and other times that he's saying that he will piss on our grave.

This gunt has the gall to complain that Metokur is picking on his "worst" moment when he was just shaking pills, just after mocking about the guys incurable cancer + autoimune disease.

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Shitty edit from the stream made on my cellphone

TL;DR: "It's OK when I do it."

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the whole "Pedo Vito" thing come from Vito defending Cuties, which Dax also did? I'd assume they did it at the same time, being cohosts, but maybe it was separate. Either way, he's gotta take up for Vito because he chose the exact same hill to die on.

Well that and Vito repeatedly defending pedophiles on Twitter, and making all kinds of “jokes” about the subject and his own attraction to children

 

[AnOminous]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the whole "Pedo Vito" thing come from Vito defending Cuties, which Dax also did?

And from literal years of saying creepy pedo shit nearly continually. Half what comes out of his mouth is pedo shit.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

This stream needs to be featured content. Monsanto has created a new strain of winter corn.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

And from literal years of saying creepy pedo shit nearly continually. Half what comes out of his mouth is pedo shit.

Well that and him admitting to being one.

 

[ñññ]

I just got into this whole Ralph thing and... does he always mutter when he speaks? Sounds like a fucking embarrassed kid.

 

[Step Away From The Melon]

Well fuck it Ralph's so far gone that we actually found the bottom of the barrel self immolation does not begin to describe what happened, this is the intervention before the natural conclusion to ragepigs journey and it was a slow burn to reach this point gunt felted himself an Jesus wept for the harvest.

 

[Laura Loomer]

I just got into this whole Ralph thing and... does he always mutter when he speaks? Sounds like a fucking embarrassed kid.

Depends on how many xannies and whiskey he's had.

 

[Harshed Mellow]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the whole "Pedo Vito" thing come from Vito defending Cuties, which Dax also did? I'd assume they did it at the same time, being cohosts, but maybe it was separate. Either way, he's gotta take up for Vito because he chose the exact same hill to die on.

Vito tweeted something along the lines of "We non-offending pedos". He confirmed "We". This joker wants to diddle kids, but he doesn't.

Press G to Gas.