Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Opticana]

Yeah, imagine simping for a pants-shitting race-mixer.

Guntguards are not sending their best.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Yeah, imagine simping for a pants-shitting race-mixer.
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Guntguards are not sending their best.

I think this dude might be a legit special needs case. His posts give off the vibe of somebody without human brain function.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It's very funny to me that the absolute last ditch defense Ralph could have possibly pulled was "I was jet lagged and real drunk and you guys baited me into coming on. It's easy to debate a drunk guy when you're completely sober" etc. etc.

Still would have been a cop out but he could have owned that. BUT then it would completely prove everyone's point that he does actually have an alcohol problem. So even trying to cop out that way would have vindicated the haters.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Dear Mister "I'm Too Good to Come on Stream and Save My Fans"...
This will be the last tweet I ever send your ass!
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it???
I know you got my last two DMs, I wrote the hangout links on 'em perfect! *hick*
Shhhooo... this is my death threat I'm sending you, I hope you read it.
I'm in my Nissan right now, I'm doing 90 and on my way!
Hey Jim, I drank two bottles of Maker's!
I'm just so fucking sad!
You know the song by Da Gunt, "World's Best Dad"??
Clownin' me, my life and my dreams of seeing my son Xander...
That's what it should be like with you and me, this aint just banter!
You should have been there so they wouldn't call me "fatty"!
Now it's too late, and you'll never be my daddy!
And all I wanted was a lousy tweet or a call!
I hope you know I ripped all of your posters off the wall!
I love you Jim, we coulda been together, think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope your ass gets covid and you stream about it!
And when you stream I hope your headset breaks and you scream about it!
I hope your cancer eats at you and you dream about me!
See Jim... shut up May! I'm tryin' to holla!
Hey Jim, that's my woman countin' our last dollar.
We spent it all on gas, pills and a used .45! I hope you're ready to die...
I thought you were my father but it was all a fucking lie.
Well, gotta go, we're almost at your house now...
Oh shit, without Gator, how am I supposed to stream this shit out?

 

[Sam Losco]

Yeah, imagine simping for a pants-shitting race-mixer.
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Guntguards are not sending their best.

Anyone that calls themselves a groyper should be utterly ignored.
Also, the only woman Ralph has ever been married to was a Paki.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I hate to admit it, but I chuckled at Mr. Medicare

It was funny but when he started saying it 300+ times it got annoying

 

[MoeChotto]

Just listened to the rest of the stream (I quit listening last night when Matt brought on Vito)

Of course leave it to Matt to ruin his own possible redemption with his greed for superberries, bringing on Bryan, Corey, Surfer, Vito and Gator and to start talking himself. Last 3 hours of it are unlistenable.

 

[MadStan]

Ralph just can't help himself. What's the opposite of the Midas touch? The Gunt Touch?

 

[Rotollo 2]

It was funny but when he started saying it 300+ times it got annoying

It's the post maddox Dick Masterson approach to running gags

Yeah, imagine simping for a pants-shitting race-mixer.
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Guntguards are not sending their best.

Do """RalphaMales""" really?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

The best part for me was...

 

[Antarctica]

After watching the stream I noticed allot of flipfloping with Ralph, he would say something along the lines of "I wish you were dead so I could piss on your grave" and then 15 minutes later be like "I still like you Jim and I don't actually wish you were dead".

I genuinely think Ralph has a hard time differentiating between his real life self and his online persona. His persona being akin to a mid-2000's WWE wrestler were it doesn't matter if they're the good guy or the bad guy, everyone is going to hoot and holler when they step onstage.

For them that is great, they'll make their millions, but for someone like Ralph who is an almost 40 year old buffoon who's greatest achievement in life is a failed internet talkshow, that persona is the most destructive thing possible. He's going to continue playing this character until it leads him to prison or a grave and nobody is going to be there for either.

 

[Absurdity]

Any of these good ol boys, who totally aren't socks, would race to mix with ladies like Jade rather than go all interspecies in a horserace from hell.

 

[Jump]

I think my favorite part is at the end it’s Ralph’s idea to talk to Matt. He asked for it. Then the second his flagging comes up, he rage quits. Matt truly did win by any and all metrics.

If Jim didn't say he was going to mute himself then Ralph would have stayed on. He would let you kick him in the head repeatedly just to hear Jims voice.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Jim talking about going to the Mayo Clinic with a non-functional immune system full of sick people from all over the world was some real shit. Anyone going through diagnostics for themselves or a relative can relate to that.

 

[Naidyonov]

Yeah, imagine simping for a pants-shitting race-mixer.
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Guntguards are not sending their best.

Are Pakis white?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Mr Makeawish was the only funny one I've heard so far

So are these nicknames coming from people who hate him or are they from his fans?

 

[fuck whales]

Just listened to the rest of the stream (I quit listening last night when Matt brought on Vito)

Of course leave it to Matt to ruin his own possible redemption with his greed for superberries, bringing on Bryan, Corey, Surfer, and Gator and to start talking himself. Last 3 hours of it are unlistenable.

frank hassle and keemstar said some funny shit, but they werent on for long

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Yeah, imagine simping for a pants-shitting race-mixer.
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Guntguards are not sending their best.

No No, I'm pretty sure that's peak Guntguarding

 

[The Cunting Death]

Are Pakis white?
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She looks like a gypsy that's gonna place a curse on me if i don't give her my shekels.

 

[Jump]

Listening to the post-Metokur part of the stream now

>PPP and Warski leave
>KoP joins
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Ya that's where I bailed also. These old 2016-era wingats are fucking sad and pathetic. They ruined their lives for this nonsense.

frank hassle and keemstar said some funny shit, but they werent on for long

Goes along with my above line. Frank/Keem know hanging around these people only drags them down.