Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I'm still listening to the stream and this has got to be one of the most pathetic displays I've ever witnessed, it's just a long sequence of Ethan Ralph grasping at straws & Jim reminding him that he said to his face that he wasn't his friend.

This is probably the only relationship Ethan Ralph has ever actually valued, & I can't tell if it's strictly monetary or just sentimental.

 

[Neil]

Jim can keep saying he's not friends with internet people but he was rocking these hard as fuck

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Honestly I think it was for the better that Jim never castigated him for the sex tape or his abandoned son so Ralph couldn't feel validated in the perpetual victimhood he tried to hide behind.
Jim didn't even need to do much to make him squirm.

 

[Twinkletard]

I'm still listening to the stream and this has got to be one of the most pathetic displays I've ever witnessed, it's just a long sequence of Ethan Ralph grasping at straws & Jim reminding him that he said to his face that he wasn't his friend.

This is probably the only relationship Ethan Ralph has ever actually valued, & I can't tell if it's strictly monetary or just sentimental.

Well, it came across as homosexual and creepy to a lot of us.

 

[A Ghost]

This is probably the only relationship Ethan Ralph has ever actually valued, & I can't tell if it's strictly monetary or just sentimental.

i think its a bit of both couple that with him wanting cool point on the internet for knowing jim

 

[Mister Mint]

This is probably the only relationship Ethan Ralph has ever actually valued, & I can't tell if it's strictly monetary or just sentimental.

It seems genuinely sentimental. There were a few times where Ralph thought he was going to be able to turn it around, make Jim laugh, they'd call Jarbo a faggot, and walk into the sunset together as friends again hand in hand. It was the saddest shit.

 

[The Hard R]

Yeah that stream plummets faster than the debris from the challenger.

The only thing worth watching after the Gunt dips is PPP and Frank bullying Vito. Which can honestly be reduced to maybe 2 minutes worth of clips. Sitting through the other faggotry to hear PPP just pop off a few zingers isn't worth the pay off.

It's very funny to me that the absolute last ditch defense Ralph could have possibly pulled was "I was jet lagged and real drunk and you guys baited me into coming on. It's easy to debate a drunk guy when you're completely sober" etc. etc.

Don't forget to clip Ralph screaming "THIS WAS MY IDEA" repeatedly when Jarbo was first starting up the stream. Ralph was quite proud of it. Though he was so drunk that by the end he questioned why Jarbo was still there, after agreeing to come on Jarbo's stream.

I expect since she originally lived in Minnesota she's the descendant of some Hmong refugees who made it out of Vietnam during the war. There's a whole community of them in Minneapolis and the surrounding suburbs.

Not just Minnesota, they are all over the great lakes region, where Protestantism is most prevalent.

Are Pakis white?

Biologically speaking they are Caucasoid, so kind of.

 

[Rabid Northman]

Yeah, imagine simping for a pants-shitting race-mixer.
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Guntguards are not sending their best.

Shapeshifting?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Are Pakis white?
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He was already greying in this photo?

Wasn’t he like 30? Ralph lay off the booze and pills for a month.

 

[Lone Outsider]

Gonna be both chill and serious about this.

Dear fucking lord, Ralph go so utterly exposed for this fuckery. The flip-floping between him wishing Jim die from cancer and then straight lying about not wanting that to happen is some of the most worst and retarded lying I've ever seen. He was too much of a fucking bitch to even stand by those words and having to make excuses for them. Ralphs behavior reminds me of certain people I know that just needed to constantly create drama 24/7 and do the most disrespectful and damaging thing to people ever and then make excuses about not wishing ill returning to normalcy only for the fucking cycle to continue. It's the height to toxic behavior and the worst part is that some people still stick with people like him until it's too damn much for them for longer that they logically should. Hell, his grudges are also something I've recognize too well, always fighting with people.

I just hope that he doesn't try and go after his baby mamas because that is the worst shit ever. My advice to anyone that is close to Ralph is this: Get the fuck away from that rage pig.

But damn it was glorious to see Jim put him in his place even if he didn't learn jack shit, at least people will see what a fucking hypocrite he is and on the boulder's channel at that of all places. The levels of ownage that Ralph just received immediately after getting demolished in Portugal was beautiful. Matt asking Gunty to show his report list was the icing on the cake, I still don't trust Matt but at least he's earned himself a chance gain redemption. So many people have just won after Jim butchered the Rage Pig online, PPP, Andy and now Matt Jarbo. This lol feast is glorious and Ralph can never recover from the sheer level of ownage he's gotten the last few weeks, physically, mentally or psychotically, the man was on the verge of crying on stream.

It's save to say that the Retort has been aborted.

 

[Matt Damon]

The whole "Jim hates you" thing the last time Josh went on KS suddenly makes a lot more sense - Ralph legitimately believes Jim's approval or disapproval of someone is a watershed, life-defining moment.

lol what a fag

 

[Malaika]

I don't really think Jim went easy on Ralph, to be honest. He fired back whenever the gunt attacked him and mostly just told the truth. Jim could've cut into Ralph with his court cases, the sex tape, him abandoning his kid and other humiliations but that would've just made Ralph hollar and use it as justification for the shit he's been saying and threatening to do.

Ralph about halfway through was completely slain and deflated cause Jim just highlighted a few simple things that even he couldn't deny :

- His show has been shit for 2 years.
- He's a lying hypocrite.
- He's a a traitorous rage-hog who goes after anyone, even his best friend if they so much talk to someone he dislikes.
- He misses Jim.
- He's destroying his own life.
- And most of all, It's all Ralphs own fault.

You could see Ralph fight back the tears once the reality of that set in, it was a thousand times worse than how he would've felt if Jim sperged at him and actually tried to humiliate him, which Ralph ended up doing to himself anyway.

 

[rhinoplasty]

He was already greying in this photo?

Wasn’t he like 30? Ralph lay off the booze and pills for a month.

eh a lot of guys start greying in their mid twenties, and unlike most of what you can observe on Ralph's face booze has nothing to do with it. I went to college with one dude who was full Steve Martin white by his senior year.

 

[The Deep State]

MATI incoming, you've been warned.

Jarbo is absolutely insufferable. Every word coming out of this nigger's mouth is dripping with desperation to be forgiven by the internet, and he self-flagellates every other sentence to make it clear he knows what a bad boy he was. On some level he must realize that no one will ever respect him again and that people are gonna hold that incident over his head for the rest of his life, but that doesn't stop him from sucking everyone's cocks in exchange for bits and crumbs of forgiveness. When someone roasts him now, he has to take it lying down because that's the acquiescent position he's dug himself into. If he'd been straight up "yeah, I fucked you mfs over and enjoyed every second of it", even that would've been more respectable than whatever the fuck this is. Holy shit what a pathetic excuse of a man. Imagine being this cocksucker's child.

 

[Journoscum]

Dick will turn his back eventually because he's going to see that Ralph is a malignant tumor of a lolcow that turns all those that side with him into lolcows.

Dick will never turn. He surrounds himself with the worst people imaginable so he can have his own version of the whack pack. If he *actually* thought of Ralph as a friend, he would have talked to him about his dip shit behavior by now. Dick views Ralph as a slightly shorter Beetlejuice. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

Fuck, I fell asleep way too early and now i'm waking up to cornfetti

 

[mdrop22]

This is like Christmas morning for IBS fans.

My favorite Ralph quote has to be when Jim flat out told him he's been spiraling for months, if not years now, and Ralph replies "I'm nawt spiralin', thas just a narrative." Like he's some kind of politician facing a propaganda smear campaign. Everything levied against Ralph can be proven. What an idiot.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Ethan Ralph is taking the same path as another once-popular internet personality who lost custody by two different women and became a drunk pill popper.

 

[GriptheRaven]

When it comes to gay internet drama no matter what gunt does he can't go lower than this, the worst is behind him. This event will probably make him even more unhinged, and no one knows how the silly piggy will embarrass himself next.

Gunt: Is that a challenge?!

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The parallels between Ralph and Childress are staggering.

I never see them on the same streams together...

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

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I can't believe I'm getting to watch Metokur, Warski, an anime rabbit girl, the Quarry King himself, the former Guntguard, and the entire country of Portugal gang-bang Ethan Ralph in real time. This timeline is truly blessed.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

It seems genuinely sentimental. There were a few times where Ralph thought he was going to be able to turn it around, make Jim laugh, they'd call Jarbo a faggot, and walk into the sunset together as friends again hand in hand. It was the saddest shit.

100% right, he was hoping for that. I mean he was laughing at Metokur's jokes at his expense like when he said he would yell "SOOEY" if Ralph showed up at his house. It's hilarious to watch but also really, really sad shit, he's totally broken and felted beyond belief.