Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[REGENDarySumanai]

Oh man rage piggy is fucked, but not because daddy Jim spanked him live on air. He admitted that he is terrified of people coming to his house, if he thought getting diapers and corncobs was bad it's about to get a lot worse. Theres blood in the water and people looking to fuck with him will now start sending packages and visiting him.

We might have an American Dragon lord, with alogs making the pilgrimage to his house and fucking with him.

Can't wait for fireworks, flaming bags of poop, and glitter bombs.

 

[Rotollo 2]

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Boys I dont think hes learned anything

I pray he at least doesn't try to do IRL since he would realize how retarded that would be, but I think he might quadruple down and go full glowie at this trajectory

 

[smugrandomdouche]

Okay, I'm going to formalize a prediction. Point to this post and laugh if I'm wrong.

This was definitely not the end of Ralph. He still has some fans and can keep doing his show. However, he is a gambler. I think that his behavior makes sense if you remember Ralph has a gambling addiction and subscribes to Gambler's Fallacy and gambling behaviors outside of the casino.

He takes an L. Well that's just one L. He takes another. He keeps losing. He's down bad, only about 10% where he was before. Well fuck, he thinks. I need to go ALL IN. I need to bet my entire stack if I'm going to come back! It's all or nothing, baby!

I think that's where he's at. I think he really loves and respects Jim and still held on to a belief that after all this time one day Jim would ride in like a knight in shining armor and save him. "Hey Ralph!", he'd say, "Let's do a stream on [blood_enemy_here]! Together!" And then he'd be redeemed.

So now that's not happening. He's down so far it'd be a lot of hard work to slowly build something again. Fuck that. It's time to go all in, he can win everything back with a single decisive win!

Whatever that is I don't know. But it will probably be amazing.

Jim already put a target out there for him too.
nick fuentes.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Maybe Jim treating him with kid gloves still resulted in the Gunt being Punted because it reminded Ralph of the fact his father figure does not exist.

 

[NoTimeToLose]

I really would liked to have seen Frank sink his teeth into Vito. He deserves it more than Boogie. Hopefully it turns into some sort side quest for frank at some point

yeah, I don't give a fuck about the gunt anymore tbh. Let Fire and Brimstone fall into this fat Vito retard pedo.

 

[byuu]

Did Bry Bry talk about the jews coming from outerspace or outlines again?

Bryan was going off about some random drama with Matt and some nobody weebs for god knows what reason.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Can't wait for fireworks, flaming bags of poop, and glitter bombs.

It should really just be corn, if we're being honest.

 

[Matt Damon]

yeah, I don't give a fuck about the gunt anymore tbh. Let Fire and Brimstone fall into this fat Vito retard pedo.

It can be both. You have to keep your lolcow portfolio diversified.

 

[Jump]

I pray he at least doesn't try to do IRL since he would realize how retarded that would be, but I think he might quadruple down and go full glowie at this trajectory

He tried to dip his toes in to the ip2 world but was to much of a chickenshit to keep at it. Yelling at people over the internet who he knows cant physically reach him is about the extent of his ability.

 

[The Ancestor]

Still catching up and after Jim left it was interesting with Keem getting caught up on the lore, that must’ve stung the Gunt. But Jesse’s an annoying faggot

 

[Hazel Motes]

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DOUBLE DOWN! DOUBLE DOWN!

Let this mess never end.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

@Null i think this calls for more than just confetti. This needs its own memorabilia like we did with Chris and the silver coins. I already have some prototypes made up

 

[Lone Outsider]

Honestly Vito killed the stream as soon as he came on by attempting to be the "moderator" or whatever with his gay "how does that make you feel" type questions. Matt's biggest error was letting him on. Fucking Keem was there, it was trending on Twitter and this faggot was derailing things by talking forever trying to get everyone else to join him in psychoanalyzing Ralph. What a boring POS. I didn't even enjoy listening to people lay into him, I just wanted him gone the whole time. What a conversational sinkhole Vito is.

True, the best way to deal with Vito is to ignore that attention whore and wait for him to either fade away or cross the line to get too much hate for him to handle.

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Not surprised.

 

[Jordi El Nino Polla]

Are Pakis white?
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I do not know. But they sure are fetching.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Never forget that you can always go lower in life, while embarrassing, last night is nowhere near the bottom.

 

[Harshed Mellow]

Someone should plow his front yard in the night and sow it with corn in the spring.

Does anyone make corn arrangements?

 

[Concerned Sender]

You people keep calling him a slighted ex girlfriend, but this is an obvious case of daddy issues.
"Why don't you love me as much as I love you?" "Why didn't you protect me?" "Why did you leave me all alone?"
And old man daddy Jim is telling him to just get in the fucking Eva chair and do his shitty news reading podcast without falling apart, or Matt is gonna get up from his hospital bed and do it instead.

 

[AnOminous]

You could see Ralph fight back the tears once the reality of that set in, it was a thousand times worse than how he would've felt if Jim sperged at him and actually tried to humiliate him, which Ralph ended up doing to himself anyway.

Jim is better with the straight razor than the bludgeon.

 

[lolnah]

Did Bry Bry talk about the jews coming from outerspace or outlines again?

Surprisingly, no; things were immediately ruined when Matt brought on a pedophile and liar. Hearing Randbot call him a glowie and a CI was pretty great though.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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The parallels between Ralph and Childress are staggering.

Ralph is too short to see the infernal plane