Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
you pro-life faggots need to understand it doesn't matter how many blacks are raised by whites, their sickle cell disease wont magically go away and their hair won't turn straight.
i think most american blacks dont have sickle cell.
a lot of african americans have native american and white ancestry.
in louisiana its probably very low because of lots of mixing.
 
Ralph legit needs therapy, or deepthroat a shotgun. Part of me wants to say this is the peak, but I know he will one-up himself a day later. I don't even want to think what he will do to the baby if it gets on his nerves.
He's more likely to kill the baby through neglect rather than his own actions. If that poor thing survives past early childhood and starts talking, Ralph is going to physically abuse the hell out of her any time she does something he dislikes.
 
Jim talking about going to the Mayo Clinic with a non-functional immune system full of sick people from all over the world was some real shit. Anyone going through diagnostics for themselves or a relative can relate to that.
It had extra impact because Jim isn’t whining about it expecting sympathy- even though everyone agrees cancer deserves real sympathy and ppl have every right to bitch about something so shitty.

Then there is Ralph acting like the worlds biggest victim because his own incredible stupidity resulted in people laughing at him online. Ralph crying like a little fat bitch because ppl are mocking him and demanding people feel sorry for him while Jim has actual cancer, and has to take immunosuppressants during a pandemic.

Ralph should die of shame, not a heart attack or OD.
 
You know Ethan ralph's meltdown really was a miracle, made me believe in the dark carnival
I go through ICP's catalogue on Halloween for the fun of it, even they would call Ralph a bitch: They have an entire concept album dedicated to (well, like all their albums it loses focus immediately after the intro song) how pathetic it is of a person to squander their life not working towards any goals and enjoying the opportunities their life has given them. I wouldn't throw an entire ICP album at anybody, but the intro read excerpt is:
Pride, dignity, and an appreciation for life: Do you possess these traits, or do you let others walk all over you? Do you cry and complain about the conditions of your very existence? If so, there are some who are angered by your constant lack of self respect, your low motivation, and your missing drive to make the most of your beating heart. Who out there feels this way about you? The dead. Those without opportunity, whose time has been spent. The dead cry foul, and they're pointing at you.
ICP are some interesting guys from their interviews and personal life. Oh, and they're also both a foot taller than ralph (6'2" and 6'3")
 
So, is Ralph's strategy here legitimately to pretend nothing happened?
Yes, but if Ralph goes back on his plan to go to Gator's hometown and harass him, then we'll know that Jim left even the slightest, tiniest bit of an impact on him through this stream.

He'll give some false-bravado excuse like "why would I waste mah taime on that fahgott?! Ai've got a daughter comin' in soon!", but everyone's gonna know that Jim got through to him, but only a tiny bit.
 
Will Jim keep taking shots after this, or will he lay off the gunt for awhile?
I don't think there will be a lot more to say. He didn't go in for the kill for a reason, and unless Ralph starts shooting his mouth off about Jim again why would he risk another embarrassing situation having Ralph break into tears for hours begging for Jim's dick?
 
Just got done watching that stream. First off, who's leaving corn outside the pig shack? That was fucking hilarious.

Went pretty pathetic when gunt went full pills and alcohol, didn't know where he was (literally said he was the host at one point), and had to get away from the mic to keep his voice from cracking when Jim actually gave him something he needed to hear.

I'll have to take back what I said. The gaydur arc is fin. Not because it can't happen, but because gunt has to keep that same energy.

Bravo Jarbo.
 
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