Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
It seems genuinely sentimental. There were a few times where Ralph thought he was going to be able to turn it around, make Jim laugh, they'd call Jarbo a faggot, and walk into the sunset together as friends again hand in hand. It was the saddest shit.
Ralph thinks like a high school cheerleader, so the rabid metokur fanbase being allied with him made him feel like he was some kind of internet nobility, above the rest. He's probably jealous of the fact that no one can really bust on jim nor seems to care - hell, the guy didn't touch content for how long while his patrons were billed every month? No one else could get away with that.

Finding out he doesn't actually have an army rallied behind him, that they're actually mocking him, was a harsh blow to a guy who lives and dies by the crowd's approval.
 
MATI incoming.

Jarbo is absolutely insufferable. Every word coming out of this nigger's mouth is dripping with desperation to be forgiven by the internet, and he self-flagellates every other sentence to make it clear he knows what a bad boy he was. On some level he must realize that no one will ever respect him again and that people are gonna hold that incident over his head for the rest of his life, but that doesn't stop him from sucking everyone's cocks in exchange for bits and crumbs of forgiveness. When someone roasts him now, he has to take it lying down because that's the acquiescent position he's dug himself into. If he'd been straight up "yeah, I fucked you mfs over and enjoyed every second of it", even that would've been more respectable than whatever the fuck this is. Holy shit what a pathetic excuse of a man. Imagine being this cocksucker's child.
Imagine being zoom and sucking that guy off on stream as the only one that deserves a redemption arc.
 
He really did want Jim to be his internet Daddy, protect him from mean jokes, help him make money and defend him everywhere.
You'd think after talking to someone for nearly a decade you know they would laugh at you when doing stupid shit and to not be slighted by it but Ralph is in a narcissistic delusion thinking he is special, thinking Daddy Jim loved him or some shit and only recently did internet Daddy took his love away and gave it to Flam.

In some way this is gayer than fucking Fuentes and that faggot got bunker busted by a man dressed like a cat.
yeah it's weird cause Sargon had the same kind of breakdown.
"oh please Jim be involved, be an adult, be political!"
These guys always seem to want Jim to be more than him, which is just some dude...a role he's perfectly happy being.
 
yeah but this a momentous occasion, you can make exceptions to the rule when the harvest is so good
It's funny but worth getting the stink of Randbot, KoP, and Vito on you. Especially for KEEM who has millions of subscribers on youtube and is on $Twitch$. Not a good look getting clipped hanging around schizo /pol/ types and a strait up pedophile.
 
The only thing worth watching after the Gunt dips is PPP and Frank bullying Vito. Which can honestly be reduced to maybe 2 minutes worth of clips. Sitting through the other faggotry to hear PPP just pop off a few zingers isn't worth the pay off.
Honestly Vito killed the stream as soon as he came on by attempting to be the "moderator" or whatever with his gay "how does that make you feel" type questions. Matt's biggest error was letting him on. Fucking Keem was there, it was trending on Twitter and this faggot was derailing things by talking forever trying to get everyone else to join him in psychoanalyzing Ralph. What a boring POS. I didn't even enjoy listening to people lay into him, I just wanted him gone the whole time. What a conversational sinkhole Vito is.
 
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It's funny but worth getting the stink of Randbot, KoP, and Vito on you. Especially for KEEM who has millions of subscribers on youtube and is on $Twitch$. Not a good look getting clipped hanging around schizo /pol/ types and a strait up pedophile.
rand and KOP werent on when he was and I think he called vito a pedophile which was funny
 
It's funny but worth getting the stink of Randbot, KoP, and Vito on you. Especially for KEEM who has millions of subscribers on youtube and is on $Twitch$. Not a good look getting clipped hanging around schizo /pol/ types and a strait up pedophile.
Pretty sure that's why Keem was happy to dip out early. Vito was bad enough, I couldn't believe he let Rand and Brian Dunn on.
 
Pretty sure that's why Keem was happy to dip out early. Vito was bad enough, I couldn't believe he let Rand and Brian Dunn on.
Did Bry Bry talk about the jews coming from outerspace or outlines again?
It feels like it should be over. A nice book end. But it's not over.
Nothing ends, Nothing ever ends
 
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