Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Captain Manning]

It was more pathetic than the boulder stream. He couldn't even hold a conversation with Jarbo without breaking down and rage quitting. Couldn't face the shit he had done like a coward.

To me, that's the funniest part. You have to view this in full context in order to get the full impact.

For years after most people stopped giving a shit, Ralph was bragging about how he destroyed Matt on the boulder stream. Even though the record clearly reflects it was Zidan that fired the kill shot, and Ralph's chief involvement was only that it happened on his show. Now Ralph just got blown the fuck out on Boulder Radio.

Matt may still be a talentless has-been, and he absolutely could NOT have done this without Metokur, but that just makes the comparison pretty much 1:1. Even if the rest of yesterday's stream was comparatively garbage. Jim was even on both streams. It's like a formulaic Hollywood script where Matt gets brutally beaten down in the second act, but goes on to have a seemingly implausible happy(ish) ending where he ultimately gets his vengeance on Ralph.

Just like Ralph, he brings everyone together.

KF when discussing Ralph or Vito:

 

[Dandy]

Last night/this morning, Ralph seemed like he was going to break down and start crying, while talking to Jim. To me, he seemed like he wanted Jim to coddle and say sweet things to him. Sorry, gunt; it doesn't go that way.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

The great irony of this stream is Ralph set out on this endeavor to prove he's not a bitch and he absolutely proved he is a bitch. Having Jim shit on you for an hour just to say "You know i still like you, I can't help it". That is the most pathetic bitch move I can imagine.

Seeing that line put into text really reinforces how much of a jilted* ex-lover Ralph sounded like through this shitshow. I love it.

 

[Tortoise Jr]

Given how shit-faced he is and the fact he apparently never re-watches his streams (press X to doubt), it's entirely plausible that he actually doesn't remember what a massive L he took last night.

He doesn't really need to rewatch or remember the L himself if he's reading every post on this subforum (which he is)

 

[Someguyiknow]

I actually genuinely felt bad for Ralph. What's more he was....SHIT FACE drunk. Like you're career is hanging by a thread you're about to go toe to toe with someone people regard as, at least, a very effective troll. Be sober for that maybe?

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

Matt may still be a talentless has-been, and he absolutely could NOT have done this without Metokur, but that just makes the comparison pretty much 1:1. Even if the rest of yesterday's stream was comparatively garbage. Jim was even on both streams. It's like a formulaic Hollywood script where Matt gets brutally beaten down in the second act, but goes on to have a seemingly implausible happy(ish) ending where he ultimately gets his vengeance.

That really is what made yesterday so perfect. In terms of corn, it was the cream of the crop. 5 Star maize.

 

[Happy Fish]

Seeing that line put into text really reinforces how much of a jilted* ex-lover Ralph sounded like through this shitshow. I love it.

He is more like the guy who never grew out of high school who wonders why the old gang never hangs out anymore, except for him High School is fucking Gamergate streams

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Can't believe I miss this live. Ethanol sounds like he's completely buck broken right at the start. Did those guys in Portugal do more than bash his face in?

 

[Ratzinger]

"I still like you, I can't help it"

 

[Mikoyan]

Can't believe I miss this live. Ethanol sounds like he's completely buck broken right at the start. Did those guys in Portugal do more than bash his face in?

I honestly think that was more intoxication than damage.

 

[Rotollo 2]

What the fuck was this shit?

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I think he was talking about the time matt called himself the "leader of gamergate" or something
EDIT: I think jim said something like "I swear if someone mentions gamer gate I'm gonna throw myself off of...."
LMAO

 

[fuck whales]

I actually genuinely felt bad for Ralph. What's more he was....SHIT FACE drunk. Like you're career is hanging by a thread you're about to go toe to toe with someone people regard as, at least, a very effective troll. Be sober for that maybe?

he didnt think metokur would agree to it, he knew he wouldnt come on the killstream, it was all bluster to look like a "badass" to his audience of mongoloids, he didnt anticipate being bullied into going onto another stream because hes drunk and retarded

 

[Fools Idol]

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Beautiful. Almost makes me miss the shit show that was IBS.

 

[verissimus]

Why does he keep calling Jim a nigger?

1) He's pathetic.
2) He probably thinks saying that will get the stream taken down either immediately or soon enough so that there is no "evidence".

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Given how shit-faced he is and the fact he apparently never re-watches his streams (press X to doubt), it's entirely plausible that he actually doesn't remember what a massive L he took last night.

Even if he indeed does not remember a single sentence said yesterday. He knows it was harvest. He has that feeling in his chest and he sees it on that long equine face bringing him coffee and painkillers in the morning.
And it hurts and he does not want to face it.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

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“I’ll put a bullet in the back of your head if you do” referring to Vito saying he’ll molest “all your nieces and nephews”

Vito’s response? “Do it. I’d like to see you try” As he sits in his gamer chair surrounded by toys and action figures shortly before rage quitting the stream. Truly marvelous. What a dumbass.

 

[Desktop User2]

It's like a formulaic Hollywood script where Matt gets brutally beaten down in the second act, but goes on to have a seemingly implausible happy(ish) ending where he ultimately gets his vengeance on Ralph.

I made it sure the (low effort) montage matched the race of everyone involved to avoid controversy:

Pretty late but... the sperg-off really happened? Color me surprised...

 

[DelusionTree]

I honestly think that was more intoxication than damage.

Well Ralph is so full of unearned pride he may not want to reveal he got a traumatic brain injury and left the hospital against medical advice.
Plenty of jokes could be made about him turning into a vegetable

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Honestly how long do you think the Gunt can keep his charade grift going?

The only supporters he has left are Nick Fuentes a Mexican queer who Larps as a revolutionary, his fiancé Pedo Poop Pantsu, and Southern Dingo, a retarded Arab-Southerner

I predict that Dingo will bail on him next down the line

 

[Radical Cadre]

Watch this, guys. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.