Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Butwhythough]

@Null if you knew what would become of Ethan Ralph after you made the corn joke, would you do it all over again? Lmao

 

[Pill Cosby]

Every time I click I get shekels.

 

[Rotollo 2]

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Watch this, guys. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.

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Same Energy

 

[Pizdec]

Just got done watching that stream. First off, who's leaving corn outside the pig shack? That was fucking hilarious.

That was Soft Jessie from Pod Awful. Used to be an orbiter of Maddox, but I guess with or without him he's still taking jabs at Dax's orbiter. Pretty interesting to see he's still fucking around, and I never thought he'd pull a Frank and go bug Ralph.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Every time I click I get shekels.

no you get free corn

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I think he was talking about the time matt called himself the "leader of gamergate" or something
EDIT: I think jim said something like "I swear if someone mentions gamer gate I'm gonna throw myself off of...."
LMAO

It's Ralph sticking out his tongue that's just weird as hell.

 

[LettuceMan]

I’m listening to the stream now. Christ what a fucking white nigger Gunt is.
Jim has every opportunity to absolutely destroy this drunken hick but he allows gunt-rag to hang himself (like the white nigger he is).

edit for emphasis: Ethan Ralph is a disgrace to white people.

 

[J.R. "Bob" Dobbs]

Just had the chance to see the stream between Jim and Ralph on Jarbo's show. What the fuck happened? How did we go from Jim roasting Jarbo for being a bitch on Ralph's show a few years ago to Jim going at it with Ralph on Matt's show? Crazy fucking timeline.

Chris was right, we're are witnessing a dimensional merge.

Also can I say that Ralph was more pathetic that usual on that stream. He sounded like he was almost in tears over Jim telling him that they were never friends. I feel for Ralph in a way, from the internet laughing at him because he got his ass beat in Portugal to what he sees as Jim "turning on him". Accelerated by his alcoholism and being away from home I'm sure he's up in his feelings.

Ralph if you end up reading this for whatever reason. You seriously need to take a break from the internet and clear your head, at the rate you're going you'll be dead by next year.

 

[Null]

There's a joke to be made that the guy who acted with Jake Gyllenhaal in Broke Back mountain is Heath Ledger and Ralph likes to call himself the joker.

 

[Matt Damon]

I’m listening to the stream now. Christ what a fucking white nigger Gunt is.
Jim has every opportunity to absolutely destroy this drunken hick but he allows gunt-rag to hang himself (like the white nigger he is).

edit for emphasis: Ethan Ralph is a disgrace to white people.

No father, never learned real masculinity, paper-thin tough guy veneer to compensate for his inherently feminine personality, turns into a sad scared little boy once his ego is deflated.

Definitely a nigger.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

There's a joke to be made that the guy who acted with Jake Gyllenhaal in Broke Back mountain is Heath Ledger and Ralph likes to call himself the joker.

Careful with those jokes man. Last one you cracked we got 2 illegitimate kids and a breakdown. Actually, never mind. Joke at will man.

 

[Polyboros2]

The only thing worse than Vito shit takes is PPP's awful ability to respond to him.

Vito is an insufferable faggot and the worst person to appear on that stream.

Calling Vito a pedophile that should neck himself isn't an attack on free speech or jokes. I fucking hate that smug reply he and Dick have of "What, you want to get rid of South Park?" like it's a sacred cow or an apt comparison to their exceptionalism.

South Park will make jokes about kids getting molested. The show isn't "Matt Parker and Trey Stone say their pedophiles then smug post when people call them as such." Vito's entire schtick is literally "Tricks on them, I was only pretending" meme, but with pedophilia instead of retardation.

 

[Jose Jordan]

If you went after his supporters they'd doubledown. Persecution tends to embolden people on the defensive. When people are on the defensive you start really thinking about what you can do to help, and, as this site has proven, if there's a will there is a way.

Ralph could go to jail but that's solely up to him and I don't think he's going to risk that. I don't think he realized it was ostensibly illegal to post porn without consent.

Quite frankly I don't see this ending. It will just get boring for a while.

• There will no consequences as a result of his criminal case in California.
• He will not become Xander's legal father.
• I can see May staying or leaving. It won't matter to Ralph. He'll quickly replace her with someone other desperate woman.
• Ralph might have a falling out with Fuentes, but probably not, as Fuentes never talks about Ralph.
• Ralph is more likely to have a falling out with Dick, now that Dick isn't doing much for him, but that won't change things.
• Ralph can get booted off some streaming service but he'll just find another like he has before.

Like, face it, if you're in this because you want to see the day Ralph implodes and succumbs to misery and is crying on a Twitter live that he's ruined, that will literally never happen.

Here's my actual prediction: Ralph's behavior is someone who plans to be dead soon. He will die from accident or health complications in the next 5 years. That's why nothing matters to him.

kill that twitter checkmark and he loses the ability to contact good guests plus the credibility he thinks he has, and watch the seethe that comes out of that. Thats a bigger loss than Fuentes and Dick

 

[Fools Idol]

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Watch this, guys. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.

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You can hear the frustration in Jim's voice.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWXeAEJeMB0&t=3087s at 28:41. In response to Jim's comment on Ralph's recent beating, Ralph replies "Of course I should get my ass whopped, I was going around talking shit." This contradicts his mugger story, in which he was 100% a victim (albeit a retarded one). In the words of Chaggot "Were you lying then, or are you lying now?"

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Last night/this morning, Ralph seemed like he was going to break down and start crying, while talking to Jim. To me, he seemed like he wanted Jim to coddle and say sweet things to him. Sorry, gunt; it doesn't go that way.

“You Don’t Mess Around With Jim”

 

[J.R. "Bob" Dobbs]

I also want to bring up that Ralph admitted that the reason he got his ass kicked was because he was talking shit to someone, and not because someone "stole his wallet" or his purse or whatever that fat faggot was carrying like some prissy greasy American on the streets of Lisbon.

"Of course I should've got my ass whooped, I'm going around talkin' shit"

 

[DirtyOldish_pol_tard]

There's a joke to be made that the guy who acted with Jake Gyllenhaal in Broke Back mountain is Heath Ledger and Ralph likes to call himself the joker.

yes, and that Heath Ledger died from prescription drug abuse.

 

[J.R. "Bob" Dobbs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWXeAEJeMB0&t=3087s at 28:41. In response to Jim's comment on Ralph's recent beating, Ralph replies "Of course I should get my ass whopped, I was going around talking shit." This contradicts his mugger story, in which he was 100% a victim (albeit a retarded one). In the words of Chaggot "Were you lying then, or are you lying now?"

beat me to it lol

 

[MeltyTW]

If you went after his supporters they'd doubledown. Persecution tends to embolden people on the defensive. When people are on the defensive you start really thinking about what you can do to help, and, as this site has proven, if there's a will there is a way.

Ralph could go to jail but that's solely up to him and I don't think he's going to risk that. I don't think he realized it was ostensibly illegal to post porn without consent.

Quite frankly I don't see this ending. It will just get boring for a while.

• There will no consequences as a result of his criminal case in California.
• He will not become Xander's legal father.
• I can see May staying or leaving. It won't matter to Ralph. He'll quickly replace her with someone other desperate woman.
• Ralph might have a falling out with Fuentes, but probably not, as Fuentes never talks about Ralph.
• Ralph is more likely to have a falling out with Dick, now that Dick isn't doing much for him, but that won't change things.
• Ralph can get booted off some streaming service but he'll just find another like he has before.

Like, face it, if you're in this because you want to see the day Ralph implodes and succumbs to misery and is crying on a Twitter live that he's ruined, that will literally never happen.

Here's my actual prediction: Ralph's behavior is someone who plans to be dead soon. He will die from accident or health complications in the next 5 years. That's why nothing matters to him.

Ralph's going to get shot by a cop within this to next week lol