Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
So after having time to listen to this shit show again while at work there are a couple things that really stick out to me.

The first, and I really feel like this needs to be stressed, Jarbo really handled this incredibly well. I know we've spent years laughing at his complete failure on the Boulder Stream but something that was said during one of Matt's appearances on the Killstream was put on full display during the stream: If Matt had been able to have a sense of humor about the shit people said about him he would have been totally fine. Seriously, his ability to crack jokes at himself and roll with the punches completely changed his presence in this stream. Never in a million years did I think I'd hear myself saying this but it has to be said.

Matt actually entertained me. Well done Matt, you were a great host.

Second, Ralph's absolutely hilarious paranoia can not be ignored. Every time he talks about anything anyone does it always comes back to how it's meant to fuck with him; that shit is fucking eye-opening. He is so fucking obsessed with how every single choice anyone makes MUST be somehow aimed at him or his ego is exactly what Null had pointed out in the past. It's almost deranged how hyper-focused he is on what people are "co-signing" by laughing at fucking jokes. My favorite part was when he polled the chat to find out if he was crazy and the over-whelming reaction was an emphatic YES.

Third, this stream was a clear demonstration of just how thin skinned he is. Ralph confirmed with how dumbfounded he was by Metokur being unbothered by what Andy and Matt had said about him that Ralph can not ignore what people say about him. He is psychologically incapable of shrugging off any insult. Every single time Metokur laughed at Ralph or made a crack at Ralph he rapidly escalated and postured as much as possible. He's a weak bitch.

Finally, Ralph is willing to do ANYTHING to hurt or harm people who slight him. Note how hard he defends what he's threatening to do to Gator and others; no remorse, no shame, nothing but pure pig rage. Ralph is truly a disgusting person to his very core. Pay close attention to the part where he breaks down about losing Gator, his "best friend", and the primary lament isn't that his actions have cost him his closest friend, it isn't that he has destroyed one of his closest relationships, it isn't the harm he did to Gator out of his petulant rage; no Ralph's greatest lament is that he didn't have a folder of dirt waiting for his departure.

Gator, his closest capo, his best buddy, his ultimate janny, all he cares about is that he didn't have dirt ready for him when it was time to burn him.

Ralph is an absolutely detestable human being. Null was right.
 
beat me to it lol
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Just had the chance to see the stream between Jim and Ralph on Jarbo's show. What the fuck happened? How did we go from Jim roasting Jarbo for being a bitch on Ralph's show a few years ago to Jim going at it with Ralph on Matt's show? Crazy fucking timeline.

Chris was right, we're are witnessing a dimensional merge.

Also can I say that Ralph was more pathetic that usual on that stream. He sounded like he was almost in tears over Jim telling him that they were never friends. I feel for Ralph in a way, from the internet laughing at him because he got his ass beat in Portugal to what he sees as Jim "turning on him". Accelerated by his alcoholism and being away from home I'm sure he's up in his feelings.

Ralph if you end up reading this for whatever reason. You seriously need to take a break from the internet and clear your head, at the rate you're going you'll be dead by next year.
The Gunt won’t live for long. There’s is a chance that he ends his own life. His poor diet, pill popping alcohol addiction and stress building up will terminate this pig’s life.

I hate the Gunt, but there is a chance that he’ll break down crying on stream and end it all. And after the Gunt leaves this world and descends to hell, he’ll finally reunite with Ronnie Ralph at last, and with his mother too.

The Gunt has sunk lower than probably Chris Chan in a way. Yeah Chris f*cked his own mother, but Ralph? Ralph’s the epitome of what you SHOULDN’T do if you want to maintain an internet business or career

Jim lightly berating Ralph broke Ralph today. Ralph is coping by pretending to be “Alpha and chad”. But deep down he knows he’s done for. When Daddy Jim gave him a light ass spanking Ralph was shattered.

Like you said to the Gunt: while I spit on you for being a revenge pornographer and for doxxing people, using your friends for personal gain you gunted 5 foot 1 piece of shit, the only place for you to save yourself Ralph is to leave the internet, go to rehab, and quit the Killstream. The Killstream has been killed.

Go the Jarbo route Ralph, become an Uber Eats delivery man since your daughter is coming. I doubt you’ll even care but your own show is dead. Metokur and all your former friends have buried it.
 
I never watched IBS, only watched a couple of Jim and roboJim videos (only the ones related to Matt and the Gunt tho), but goddamn, even with a little knowledge of that sphere and Gunt lore this is absolute kino. A masterpiece so magistral that only God himself could have made it. A Boulder King redemption arc so well written it could rival Anakin Skywalker, Zuko or Magnus. A moment when everyone the Gunt has ever known goes on a stream and point out all his faults while he seethes and flails his hooves around.
But then, the moment hits, it's that moment when his number one idol tells him how much he's fallen and the Gunt can think through the pills, Maker's Mark, fat, wigger pride and alcohol ruining his brain and he has a genuine moment of self reflection, in this moment, he realizes how much he fucked up.
Then he wakes up and doubles down because it's Ethan motherfucking Ralph



also, Jade is not fat and I would definitely sex her
 
What was intressting tough is that Ralph almost caught Jim in a lie.

R:"Why did you go on Gators and Flamencos shows"
J: Cause i like anime and video games Ralph!

Like no Jim it was obvious that you did that cause you wanted fuck with Ralph. You wanted him to throw a tantrum so you could do your usual stick. Brilliant tactical move kind of scummy to lie about it.
Theres a million anime shows that are better then Gators that would have you on in an instant same with Flamenco.
 
The Gunt won’t live for long. There’s is a chance that he ends his own life. His poor diet, pill popping alcohol addiction and stress building up will terminate this pig’s life.

I hate the Gunt, but there is a chance that he’ll break down crying on stream and end it all. And after the Gunt leaves this world and descends to hell, he’ll finally reunite with Ronnie Ralph at last, and with his mother too.

The Gunt has sunk lower than probably Chris Chan in a way. Yeah Chris f*cked his own mother, but Ralph? Ralph’s the epitome of what you SHOULDN’T do if you want to maintain an internet business or career

Jim lightly berating Ralph broke Ralph today. Ralph is coping by pretending to be “Alpha and chad”. But deep down he knows he’s done for. When Daddy Jim gave him a light ass spanking Ralph was shattered.

Like you said to the Gunt: while I spit on you for being a revenge pornographer and for doxxing people, using your friends for personal gain you gunted 5 foot 1 piece of shit, the only place for you to save yourself Ralph is to leave the internet, go to rehab, and quit the Killstream. The Killstream has been killed.

Go the Jarbo route Ralph, become an Uber Eats delivery man since your daughter is coming. I doubt you’ll even care but your own show is dead. Metokur and all your former friends have buried it.
You're right, he really needs to see what Jarbo did to unfuck his life and try to follow it as closely as possible. I think the time he's spent on the internet has rotted Ethan's brain to the point of no return.
 
Gator, his closest capo, his best buddy, his ultimate janny, all he cares about is that he didn't have dirt ready for him when it was time to burn him.

Ralph is an absolutely detestable human being. Null was right.
In all honesty, the only thing that surprises me is that he didn't have a folder on Gator. You can hear it in his voice that he's salty he didn't, not that he's sorry for his actions but that he's salty he didn't have more info on Gaydur. Gunt is truly a weak minded clinical narcissist.
 
In all honesty, the only thing that surprises me is that he didn't have a folder on Gator. You can hear it in his voice that he's salty he didn't, not that he's sorry for his actions but that he's salty he didn't have more info on Gaydur. Gunt is truly a weak minded clinical narcissist.

I wish there was a way to drop 20 agree stickers on this shit.
 
I'm glad he at least seems to realize that he lost last night. Normally if he won, or even if he did well, or even if he had one 3 second clip he could cling to where he said something that you could at least say wasn't entirely retarded when taken out of context, he would be doing the most bombastic, braindead, wigger victory lap you could possibly imagine.

Instead he's bragging about eating a nice sandwich and ignoring the events of last night entirely.

Even a man with no self-awareness knows he got his asshole widened last night.
 
So anyone else think Ralph will Unalive himself in 2022?
If Pantsu leaves him the humiliation might be enough to push him over the edge. I don’t mean to imply that he cares about pantsu and would be upset that she’s gone, I just think that the fallout from it will be significant, especially if it comes around some sort of significant legal defeat. His ego will be fucking destroyed, we are already seeing cracks in the whole “AH DON CARE AYLAWGS” facade and I don’t know how much more his fragile little wigger brain can handle.

He might cling on because of pure spite and hatred though.
 
In all honesty, the only thing that surprises me is that he didn't have a folder on Gator. You can hear it in his voice that he's salty he didn't, not that he's sorry for his actions but that he's salty he didn't have more info on Gaydur. Gunt is truly a weak minded clinical narcissist.
It sounds like Gunt didn't have a revenge folder on ... anyone in this whole mess. For all the talk about how he was keeping everyone in check with threats, the reality seems to be that they just didn't want to deal with this rage-pig ass, and he forced their hand.
 
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