Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[Christorian X]

On last night's embarrassing Killstream, Ethan Ralph suddenly ran to Bella's defense saying everything people were saying about her isn't true and that it was a hit job. This has amazing crossover potential...

 

[DawnDusk]

On last night's embarrassing Killstream, Ethan Ralph suddenly ran to Bella's defense saying everything people were saying about her isn't true and that it was a hit job. This has amazing crossover potential...

Can you provide a clip of that?

 

[Christorian X]

Can you provide a clip of that?

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I had to sit through way too much Ralph, but I got it on Flamenco's stream snipe of his show. Here you go: Piggy Simps for Bella

 

[BigRaxx]

On last night's embarrassing Killstream, Ethan Ralph suddenly ran to Bella's defense saying everything people were saying about her isn't true and that it was a hit job. This has amazing crossover potential...

I remember hearing about Bella being defended during the Killstream last night, why the hell would someone ever simp for someone as crusty as this bitch lol

 

[lolnah]

Can you provide a clip of that?

I've been trying to learn how to edit videos, so here you go, I made you a clip of that part. I didn't quite know where to end it, so there's prolly more there than needs be. Pretty sure the voices other than Flamenco's voice are Bowblax and Augie RFC.

 

[The Courier*]

On last night's embarrassing Killstream, Ethan Ralph suddenly ran to Bella's defense saying everything people were saying about her isn't true and that it was a hit job. This has amazing crossover potential...

It sounds like damage control of some sort. Maybe Ralph is scared his meddling with the Chris Chan case could lead him back to court, that's why he wants to be friendly to all the parties involved?

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I remember hearing about Bella being defended during the Killstream last night, why the hell would someone ever simp for someone as crusty as this bitch lol

The only reason that comes to my mind was if you wanted to be really edgy or something. Like trying to whore off of the infamy of someone like Bella, who was already increidbly edgy as fuck, and allegeldy wanted someone as infamous as Chris Chan to off himself.

 

[TheSword]

The only reason that comes to my mind was if you wanted to be really edgy or something. Like trying to whore off of the infamy of someone like Bella, who was already increidbly edgy as fuck, and allegeldy wanted someone as infamous as Chris Chan to off himself.

He just wants to fuck her, dude. Ralph wants to suck the fungus off her toes and huff the crust off her butthole

 

[lolnah]

Honestly, guys, I think it's much simpler than that. Our Ralph is a simple creature, and I think it boils down to him thinking and saying the opposite of us. I think he genuinely just cannot accept that the Kiwi Farms could be right about anything.

 

[GumballFapper]

All of Machete Duck's videos (Biggest Bella archiver on YT) have been privated. 100% Bella's work
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-EDWowEV9Wr7lDNKyabudQ/videos

 

[jethro]

I remember hearing about Bella being defended during the Killstream last night, why the hell would someone ever simp for someone as crusty as this bitch lol

Because Dick Masterson did it, he was the only person defending her when all that shit was going down, saying that people only hated her because she got everyone's favorite lolcow imprisoned. He went so far as to try and get her on his show iirc.

Ralph has the biggest daddy complex for Dick, so of course months after the fact he's still taking his hero's position.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

A connection I can't believe I only just made:

"In the Dungeons & Dragons role-playing game, Zuggtmoy is the Demon Queen of Fungi, "dread and fell ruler of the 222nd ghastly plane of the Abyss". Her symbol is a jawless human skull with fungi blooming from within, though some of her false cults use other symbols."

 

[Galvanic Isolation]

And even if you do WFH, without a name change (which given her dad's background, she'll probably do) and a change in appearance (dyed hair, contacts?) she'd be recognized

Think of it this way: depending on the field, there will be dozens to hundreds to thousand of other applicants whose google results turn up nothing. Why would any potential employer choose Bella over one of them?

There will always be a link between those names. Say she gets a name change in TX; it'll be as easy to find as plugging in her old name into the court website.
Not to mention the era of facial recognition for job listings is already here. Even facial surgery has a hard time throwing off the scent of AI.

you can buy a diplomat position for under a million.

Still have to be cleared by some committee though. Needless to say, her only prospects are po-dunk gas stations or a further life of crime and scams.

 

[Michael Janke]

Still have to be cleared by some committee though. Needless to say, her only prospects are po-dunk gas stations or a further life of crime and scams.

she has a rich dad with a lot of shame.
her life will be living in a comfy life in a house paid for by her father under essentially house arrest.
she'll live a comfy life as a Neet assuming she never goes to prison.

 

[A-№1]

There will always be a link between those names. Say she gets a name change in TX; it'll be as easy to find as plugging in her old name into the court website.
Not to mention the era of facial recognition for job listings is already here. Even facial surgery has a hard time throwing off the scent of AI.

Plus any HR interviewer worth his salt will be able to spot the creepy vibes coming off her. There's something off about Bella, and if I can spot it, a professional surely can.

she has a rich dad with a lot of shame.

He's not that rich.

 

[Michael Janke]

He's not that rich.

rich enough to keep his daughter out of the lime light and not have to work, he's probably at least that rich.

 

[A-№1]

rich enough to keep his daughter out of the lime light and not have to work, he's probably at least that rich.

Nope. He might let her live at home but Bella would be wearing out her welcome eventually. He's not rich enough to pay for a complete second household to stuff her into, plus caretakers, so he doesn't have to deal with her daily.

 

[dillybars]

Not to mention the era of facial recognition for job listings is already here. Even facial surgery has a hard time throwing off the scent of AI.

Wait, what? All she has to do is change it to generic name #2 and it gets buried. No one is maintaining a lolcow facial recognition database for the sole purpose of weeding out lolcows

 

[Michael Janke]

Nope. He might let her live at home but Bella would be wearing out her welcome eventually. He's not rich enough to pay for a complete second household to stuff her into, plus caretakers, so he doesn't have to deal with her daily.

i dissagree. i think he probably could pay for it if he wanted to.
now i dont think he'd buy her a big ass mansion. maybe an apartment or small house. she can probably survive on her own as well, so she likely doesn't need care takers. bills, and home, food, plus entertainment money.

 

[FinnSven]

Wait, what? All she has to do is change it to generic name #2 and it gets buried. No one is maintaining a lolcow facial recognition database for the sole purpose of weeding out lolcows

That sounds like a hilarious plan, for fun and profit!

Phase one: make database.

Phase two: sell to employers.

Phase three: profit

Phase four: laugh at cows taking to YouTube to complain about being asked to leave interviews before they even sit down.