Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[H.P. Lovecraft]

just listening to jbp talk about male and female aggression and how women basically go straight for reputational damage.

so basically ralph going after people's reputations is literally bitch-made

It's funny you say that, Ken Jennings speculates he had BPD, which is a mostly woman illness.

 

[mhzesent]

We should consider this a miracle given the rising price of liquid nitrogen and other soil amendments crucial to industrial farming.

There was times before the Jim shit on his stream that he sounded like he wasn't drunk, but under the influence of opiates or benzodiazepines. The differences are not apparent to the uninitiated, but anyone who has spent an appreciable amount of time around drug users can sense the difference between drunk slurs and benzo/opioid slurs. Opiates do weird shit to the voice, they will cause users voices to drop an octave or partial octave, and they kind of trail off mid sentence the way Ralph does. But by the end he was definitely hammered. Don't think he was on uppers of any sort.

Yup, just about what I think. I edited my previous drugsperg post in this thread way more times than necessary so I'll add this in a new post - I always felt codeine makes my throat really dry and hoarse (always thought that it's the result of it being a cough suppressant but idk if it's any accurate) but then when I spoke, it didn't sound like a hoarse throat but instead very deep and 'smooth' which felt very jarring, i do have recordings of myself talking on drugs for autistic reasons so I can listen back myself so i know it's not my perception of my voice being warped from being high

And i can see it with some of Ralph stuff, its just his benzo voice is way more noticeable to me

even though all we're doing is playing armchair psychologist, the two are not mutually exclusive. two things: 1. bipolar disorder is not rapid mood swings, but rather depression punctuated by weeks or months of erratic, manic behavior, and 2. comorbidity is more likely than not.

There's also rapid-cycling bipolar. It really sucks.
That and cluster B personality disorders being more like a spectrum in my opinion than wholly separate entities

 

[Frog Ken]

Not Ralph's strongest moment, but maybe my favourite.

 

[Butwhythough]

What was the corn joke? I generally skip the Ralph parts of MATI.

It was before Josh started covering Ralph. It started right before Ralph got with faith. IBS was waning and to get more content Josh said it might be time to sacrifice Ralph to the corn. I'm paraphrasing of course. Ralph took it seriously and has been in a downward spiral since

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't treat Dax as a guntguard but I also don't think their fallout is as likely/gonna happen as soon as you guys make it to be, he clearly just keeps weirdos around for content, and his content and his takes are almost always ice cold and he's just... there, and not much else. it's just Ralph has almost no one anymore and he's hell bent on burning every bridge possible and then some, he might even attack Dax first without him saying anything.

Oh, I agree.

I don't think Dax will throw the first serious punch, but Ralph probably WILL. It will probably be preceded by a light-hearted jab made by Dax not intended to cause serious damage. Maybe even something as simple as jokingly mentioning the corn cobs left on his doorstep.

Generally, I think it'll follow the same basic pattern as what we saw with Rekieta, and now Jim. Ralph will go thermonuclear towards Dax over a minor or perceived slight, and that'll be the end of that.

Nonetheless, it's still funny as fuck that Jarbo struck the final blow.

Jarbo asked the same question that was asked of him 3-4 years ago concerning the report of Youtube videos. Jarbo, even though it hurt him badly, fessed up at the time and showed his report history. Bitch made Ralph didn't. Possibly because Jarbo is right and Ralph is ultimately guilty of the same exact shit that Jarbo was doing.

 

[DelusionTree]

It was before Josh started covering Ralph. It started right before Ralph got with faith. IBS was waning and to get more content Josh said it might be time to sacrifice Ralph to the corn. I'm paraphrasing of course. Ralph took it seriously and has been in a downward spiral since

Also about Ralph starting to burn his bridges, getting away with far more than the people he makes fun of and that shit will eventually come back.
Ralph should have taken it as a warning.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I don't think Dax will throw the first serious punch, but Ralph probably WILL. It will probably be preceded by a light-hearted jab made by Dax not intended to cause serious damage. Maybe even something as simple as jokingly mentioning the corn cobs left on his doorstep.

Generally, I think it'll follow the same basic pattern as what we saw with Rekieta, and now Jim. Ralph will go thermonuclear towards Dax over a minor or perceived slight, and that'll be the end of that.

Prediction time: I think he'll have on someone Ethan doesn't like and that will be the first crack in the foundation. Maybe Vito will be on and mention the meltdown.

 

[Space Cooter]

Ralph's abandonment issues on full display, holy shit. Every time there is even a hint that someone might leave him he immediately goes to the auto-de-fe. Classic pattern. Classic sign of a very, very troubled childhood.

A 17 year old Ralph might have deserved sympathy. A 37 year old (or however old he is) Ralph certainly does not.

 

[Never Scored]

I felt kind of uneasy listen to that stream. It felt like I was listening to a man who is going to kill himself.

 

[Matt Damon]

Ralph should have taken it as a warning.

He should have, but Ralph never even learns from the pain of personal experience.

The hope that he could ever learn from someone else's mere warning to avoid disaster is like hoping he'll grow fairy wings.

 

[fuck whales]

Rewatching the stream, it's insane how much Jim pulls his punches. He doesn't at all go after Ralph's family. He made funnies about his purse, how he burned bridges. He didn't go after him about Xander, Faith or the sex tape. Honestly, I think he was too nice to the Rage Pig. He should've gone for the jugular about Faith and Pantsu. How he goes off to Vegas for days on end, leaving his pregnant Missus all alone.

Nonetheless, it's still funny as fuck that Jarbo struck the final blow.

There was no need to stoop to his level he totally destroyed him and made him cry while just reiterating what he's been saying in twitter all week.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Wow that's really out of character

I mean, it's not, but he seemed a little extra zooted. I wonder if he needed to drink an entire handle to calm his nerves instead of the normal half.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

It was before Josh started covering Ralph. It started right before Ralph got with faith. IBS was waning and to get more content Josh said it might be time to sacrifice Ralph to the corn. I'm paraphrasing of course. Ralph took it seriously and has been in a downward spiral since

My recollection is that Ralph DM'd Josh angrily in response to the corn joke, then the DMs got published, which let Ralph's streamchat know that the corn joke bothered him. Streamchat everywhere has a tendency to latch onto anything that bothers the streamer, so people started spamming corn emojis during Ralph's streams, which made Ralph ever angrier, resulting in a feedback loop as the streamchat exploited a newly-discovered weakness.

It's not an uncommon occurrence. Years ago, Josh did a person stream of Chantal where he stopped multiple times to yell "I'm not a feeder" in response to accusations by streamchat, which arose from the fact that not long before that stream, Josh had been posting a different feeder video every day of Hanukkah or something. The fact that people were briefly able to get a reaction from Josh by calling him a feeder (before he started ignoring the accusation or posting a cringe anime laugh clip in response) caused the "Josh is a feeder" jokes to persist to this very day.

In contrast, Ralph has never stopped getting angry at corn jokes or pill bottle shaking, so people keep doing it ever more and he keeps becoming openly enraged at them ever more.

 

[deodorant]

Is it just me or was Ralph zooted out of his mind the entire stream?

He was taking constant hits off of his weed pen.

I could tell that it was weed from the color of the cartridge, I am a massive degenerate so nobody question me on this.

Anyways by the end of the stream he was probably high as balls, he was taking hits literally every minute.

 

[mhzesent]

Prediction time: I think he'll have on someone Ethan doesn't like and that will be the first crack in the foundation. Maybe Vito will be on and mention the meltdown.

whats weird is that he blew up on Rekieta over very mild reaction to the shart (and nick even defended the need to fart on a 24h livestream), yet no reaction for the "holy shit i'm thankful i broke my leg so that this didnt happen to me" tweet or any other joke tweet. i realize it's a joke and dick makes dumb jokes but he's really fucking bad at sarcasm imho and ralph blew up on people for way less
also this is not the first time dick ghosted ralph on a trip/venue ralph wanted to attend with him, he could get mad over that too, maybe dick is the real internet daddy? Hmmm...

nah probably overthinking it, dont apply logic to animals

 

[grumble_bum]

I firmly believe @19:00 when he says "I'm not gonna live like that." he is fighting back tears, hence the sunglasses.

Also the stream got gay as soon as the boulder started inviting every internet degenerate on to call each other a pedophile.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I mean, it's not, but he seemed a little extra zooted. I wonder if he needed to drink an entire handle to calm his nerves instead of the normal half.

I'm assuming he's still on medication from his cultural enrichment and because he's a moron he isn't reducing his drinking to compensate. So while on pain killers he's drinking the amount of booze he 'needs' to livestream.

 

[DaBigBopper]

It was before Josh started covering Ralph. It started right before Ralph got with faith. IBS was waning and to get more content Josh said it might be time to sacrifice Ralph to the corn. I'm paraphrasing of course. Ralph took it seriously and has been in a downward spiral since

Oh, so like 2018-ish? I thought it was a joke about how Ralph was a fat pig who eats stripped corn cobs or something. I never really liked Ralph back then, I just find it hilarious that IBS basically ripped itself apart over so much gay bullshit.

 

[Suiza]

Rewatching the stream, it's insane how much Jim pulls his punches. He doesn't at all go after Ralph's family. He made funnies about his purse, how he burned bridges. He didn't go after him about Xander, Faith or the sex tape. Honestly, I think he was too nice to the Rage Pig. He should've gone for the jugular about Faith and Pantsu. How he goes off to Vegas for days on end, leaving his pregnant Missus all alone.

Nonetheless, it's still funny as fuck that Jarbo struck the final blow.

The fight was over way before it started. Jim didn't have to do much for the pig to turn himself into bacon. I honestly think he was feeling sorry for him after a few minutes.
Gunt was drunk/drugged out of his mind. I was watching the Flamenco stream and the two hours prior it was basically Gunt posturing and begging Jim to come to his stream. I imagine he wanted the superchat money, and because he wanted to be surrounded by his people but once he was on "neutral" ground, where he couldn't get help from chat and didn't have control over who talks and who doesn't, he basically folded within two minutes. I'm sure that the drug fueled euphoria wearing off didn't help. Even at his best, Ralph just doesn't have the intelligence to go against someone like Jim and he fucking knew it, but he still had to go trough it because of his fake persona. Because that's all he has left.
I remember Flamenco switching to Ralphs stream just before he jumped into Boulder's and you could literally see Ethan trying to psyche himself up after two hours of screaming how he'd destroy Jim for creating vaccine passports or whatever.

 

[Hail Mandalore]

He was taking constant hits off of his weed pen.

I could tell that it was weed from the color of the cartridge, I am a massive degenerate so nobody question me on this.

Anyways by the end of the stream he was probably high as balls, he was taking hits literally every minute.

It’s even easier to just point out the fact it’s a pen cart since nobody vapes e-juice or nic salts in those. (Almost impossible to fill) You can really just assume those are weed vapes with the exception of someone just faking it.