Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Octavia]

Here's the video for those who haven't seen it yet:

Funny but cringe. People keep forgetting not to pozload my neghole, another point for Ralph's similarities with Chris.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

You know how we have terms for Chris Chan people who documented his epic series of fuck ups as Christorians?

Well I have a name for the study of Ethan Ralph: Ralpology/Ralphologists or Guntology.

 

[Mikoyan]

You know how we have terms for Chris Chan people who documented his epic series of fuck ups as Christorians?

Well I have a name for the study of Ethan Ralph: Ralpology/Ralphologists or Guntology.

What'll the tag equivalent be for 'Christoical Figure'?

 

[Tommy's Mom]

cringe

Funny but cringe. People keep forgetting not to pozload my neghole, another point for Ralph's similarities with Chris.

Yeah, I agree. If you're going to do something like this to Ralph it needs to be an entire dump truck of corn that fills the whole yard or don't bother doing it at all.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Finally got around to watching the Matt stream, at least the Metokur vs Ralph portion as I wasn't interested in the other ambulance chasing retards that came in after.

Jim was almost in total control of the entire conversation. Ralph shouting the same tired zingers at Jim in a futile attempt to get him angry was beyond pathetic. He really is all bark and no bite.

Seeing him go into denial mode is both hilarious and totally unsurprising. This is gonna haunt the Gunt for a long time and I can see it eating away even more at the little dedicated fan base he has left. Only the most dedicated brain dead idiots would continue to stick around for Ralph being a "thick skinned tough guy" persona after that embarrassment last night.

Edit: grammar and syntax

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

What'll the tag equivalent be for 'Christoical Figure'?

Ralphalogical Shartstorm

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Obligatory clip.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Finally got around to watching the Matt stream, at least the Metokur vs Ralph portion as I wasn't interested in the other ambulance chasing retards that came in after.

You at least need to see the PPP & Frank Hassle vs Vito segment. That's worth a watch (it's around the 2hr 10min mark).
PPP and Frank Hassle are both trying to convince Vito that the best thing for everyone would be for him to kill himself. I couldn't stop laughing at it and must have replayed that little segment at least 50 times last night.

 

[buying gf]

I think the best thing about the corncobs at his house is the fact that Ralph himself gave that information out. Nobody else knew about it until then. Just as most things wrong in his life, it's self inflicted. He looked past his considerable gunt to his feet and shot right through both of them.

 

[Snigger]

Oh, I agree.

I don't think Dax will throw the first serious punch, but Ralph probably WILL. It will probably be preceded by a light-hearted jab made by Dax not intended to cause serious damage. Maybe even something as simple as jokingly mentioning the corn cobs left on his doorstep.

Generally, I think it'll follow the same basic pattern as what we saw with Rekieta, and now Jim. Ralph will go thermonuclear towards Dax over a minor or perceived slight, and that'll be the end of that.


Jarbo asked the same question that was asked of him 3-4 years ago concerning the report of Youtube videos. Jarbo, even though it hurt him badly, fessed up at the time and showed his report history. Bitch made Ralph didn't. Possibly because Jarbo is right and Ralph is ultimately guilty of the same exact shit that Jarbo was doing.

Considering Dick was, perceptually, the impetus for Jim talking about Ralph, it's a matter of time

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Just finished listening to the stream and I feel like Jim really held back. On a scale of normal Jim at 0 and angry Jim on the Baked Alaska stream at 10 I'd say he was at a cool 3. I did not realize he was immune system-less sick, that's sad.

Ethan was in his usual form. Other than May who does he have left in his corner? Nigga is hell bent on burning every single bridge he has. He isn't a human anymore, he's just substance abuse personified. It's funny but also kind of disturbing at the same time.

 

[AltisticRight]

Here's the video for those who haven't seen it yet:

Not gonna condone this but it sure made Ralph absolutely mad.

 

[DelusionTree]

Now that Ralph has been disowned by daddy Jim live, will his new step internet daddy Dax enable his horseshit?
Stepdaddy Dax hasn't tweeted anything about Ralph or his embarrassing livestream.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Welp past Jim dope smacking the Gunt, Jarbo's stream seems meh. Would have been better if Zoom (Pedophile, Lair) never showed up, fucking jackass ruins everything

 

[mr.moon1488]

Obligatory clip.

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I'm kind of curious as to how many it was.

 

[DaBigBopper]

No, seriously, I heard the clip recently and I was like "what? that's fucking it? THIS is what made him go to fucking war?"

Can you post it? Ralph's meltdown is a bit better with context. I knew about him being gay/ jealous for Metokur so the verbal beatdown was a mix of Ralph trying to get Metokur's metaphorical cock out and getting slapped with it.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Poor Ralph. He apparently wasn’t listening when Metokur said they weren’t friends.

 

[Octavia]

Just finished listening to the stream and I feel like Jim really held back. On a scale of normal Jim at 0 and angry Jim on the Baked Alaska stream at 10 I'd say he was at a cool 3. I did not realize he was immune system-less sick, that's sad.

Ethan was in his usual form. Other than May who does he have left in his corner? Nigga is hell bent on burning every single bridge he has. He isn't a human anymore, he's just substance abuse personified. It's funny but also kind of disturbing at the same time.

It's extremely obvious that Jim was trying his best to gunt guard as usual, his attitude here vs Matt's teardown are completely different despite essentially being the same thing. It's wild to me that more people don't pick up on how soft Jim is on Ralph.

Yeah, I agree. If you're going to do something like this to Ralph it needs to be an entire dump truck of corn that fills the whole yard or don't bother doing it at all.

lol, imagine the seething.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

What really got me was how he kept comming back to the the "OMG Jim you co-signed Jessi comming to my house. May was scared so I had to leave the country the next day"
What?
I thought Gunt might have a comming to god moment from the ass pounding he got.
So far from his twitter posts. Nope, Christ Is King baby. you cant abort the retort.
Shine on you retard, Shine on.

 

[Absurdity]

Introducing an all new supervillain: Dandy The Corn Vandal!

So far, more depth than Thanos.