Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Keranu]

I think comparison to Maddox Gator made might come to a reality.

Ralph is a writer too.

 

[AnOminous]

Getting into fist fights as a grown ass man and posting your beat to shit face for sympathy after letting slip that you were running your mouth is hilarious.

A fist fight generally involves both sides throwing fists. We saw Ralph's, they're completely unblemished. He just stood there or laid there being beaten like a bitch.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

What was the corn joke? I generally skip the Ralph parts of MATI.

The words of our Feeder-Emir, Inshallah

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

How it started

How it ended

 

[TherapyMan]

It's extremely obvious that Jim was trying his best to gunt guard as usual, his attitude here vs Matt's teardown are completely different despite essentially being the same thing. It's wild to me that more people don't pick up on how soft Jim is on Ralph.

As much as Jim claims not to be Ralph's friend, Jim definitely has a soft spot in his heart for Ralph. The stream would never have turned into a pseudo-therapy session with Jim trying to get Ralph to realize the errors of his ways if Jim truly didn't care about Ralph at all.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Here's the video for those who haven't seen it yet:

The original (presumably) post:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ralph-multimedia.81179/post-11112569

 

[World Star]

Ralph is a writer too

Compared to Ralph we're all writers.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

lol, imagine the seething.

You know what would actually be really funny? If Jesse PS snuck into Ralph's yard in the spring and actually found a spot where he could plant some corn, and then see how long it takes Ralph to notice it. That would be funny. If someone here is in contact with Jesse, it might not be the worst idea in the world to float this idea and see what he thinks.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

My favourite part is when he starts coping about his son saying that he totes loves him and it hurts when people call him a bad dad. As if he loves the kid as anything other than a cudgel.

Maybe don’t be a worse father than Ronnie lol.

 

[verissimus]

Ralph is a writer too.

Of fan-fiction.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

As much as Jim claims not to be Ralph's friend, Jim definitely has a soft spot in his heart for Ralph. The stream would never have turned into a pseudo-therapy session with Jim trying to get Ralph to realize the errors of his ways if Jim truly didn't care about Ralph at all.

A man can be a Daddy, or a Friend. Can’t be both.

 

[DaBigBopper]

As much as Jim claims not to be Ralph's friend, Jim definitely has a soft spot in his heart for Ralph. The stream would never have turned into a pseudo-therapy session with Jim trying to get Ralph to realize the errors of his ways if Jim truly didn't care about Ralph at all.

Ralph called Jade fat and Jim didn't deny that she has some cushion for pushin' how many years after Gaymer Gate. Maybe Jim has a bit of a feeder fetish and Jim wants to feed his little piggie?

 

[Pyre]

You know what would actually be really funny? If Jesse PS snuck into Ralph's yard in the spring and actually found a spot where he could plant some corn, and then see how long it takes Ralph to notice it. That would be funny. If someone here is in contact with Jesse, it might not be the worst idea in the world to float this idea and see what he thinks.

Neck yourself retard

 

[Matt Damon]

It's extremely obvious that Jim was trying his best to gunt guard as usual

He reduced Gunt to tears on stream and left him looking like a sad, lost, frightened little boy for the entire world to see and mock for all time.

If that's gunt guarding, then everything is gunt guarding.

 

[Retink]

My favourite part is when he starts coping about his son saying that he totes loves him and it hurts when people call him a bad dad. As if he loves the kid as anything other than a cudgel.

Maybe don’t be a worse father than Ronnie lol.

Has Ralph even ever met his son for any extended period of time?

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

You know what would actually be really funny? If Jesse PS snuck into Ralph's yard in the spring and actually found a spot where he could plant some corn, and then see how long it takes Ralph to notice it. That would be funny. If someone here is in contact with Jesse, it might not be the worst idea in the world to float this idea and see what he thinks.

What part of "we are not the autistic illuminati" do some people not understand?

 

[Orney Wizard]

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[Redneck Ragnarok]

As much as Jim claims not to be Ralph's friend, Jim definitely has a soft spot in his heart for Ralph. The stream would never have turned into a pseudo-therapy session with Jim trying to get Ralph to realize the errors of his ways if Jim truly didn't care about Ralph at all.

He did the same thing If I recall with Matt in the boulder stream. I think he hits a point where he feels it's enough of a beat down.

 

[Point Man]

He reduced Gunt to tears on stream and left him looking like a sad, lost, frightened little boy for the entire world to see and mock for all time.

If that's gunt guarding, then everything is gunt guarding.

People expected Jim to get super angry and start screaming nigger and faggot like the Ralphamale. Only time I've seen Jim get actively pissed like that was when Baked Alaska tried saying Jim is a pussy for being anonymous while Baked was out there fighting the good fight for the "whyte revloutiean"

 

[Snigger]

Honestly the mental image of ralph awakening to corn sprouting in his yard is pretty fucking funny ngl.