Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Love Machine]

>its another "dynastia baits retards episode

I wish I could change the channel.

 

[hooboy]

>its another "dynastia baits retards episode

I wish I could change the channel.

I tried showing him the paternity test to prove that gym is actually my father but he won’t believe me.

It’s really getting on my nerves

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

There were some really distinct tells which came out from that stream. Gator mentioned at some point that Ralph has a sincere belief that the Internet at large is intentionally manoeuvring to psychologically 'break' him, feeding into his paranoia and determination to not show any weakness because then 'they' will win. Ralph has reached a point in his paranoia where he seems to be under the impression that there is an active conspiracy set against him. Anyone who is even remotely negative about him immediately gets categorised as a 'they' or 'them' belonging to 'the enemy.' He is incapable of differentiating between the actions of an individual from even their thinnest associations and it showed throughout his crying whenever he really jarringly jumped from subject to subject about various people ridiculing him like Jim was somehow responsible for it, in between the frequent references to a nebulous 'them.' At points it was like an unironic schizophrenic stream of consciousness he was vomiting out from himself in a way that doesn't make sense unless you're so deluded that you think everyone always knows exactly what you think and mean because you've developed a certainty that reality revolves around you.

The moment when Jim straight up told Ralph that he's spiralling and he responded with something along the lines of "yah you knohw ahve heard that narrative ah think people ahre tryn ta mahyke me think that" really exposes it for me. He's so convinced in this coordinated World vs Ralph fantasy that Jim being in on a concerted effort to mindfuck Ralph is more likely than he is factually losing his mind and it's so apparent that just about everyone who encounters him is able to see it and point it out. If he wasn't so perpetually embroiled in self-made Internet spats I am positive he would be the type who ends up subscribing to shit like gangstalking. He is digging his own grave and he's too stupid/too drunk/too drugged/too bitter to realise it enough to be more than infuriated whenever someone else dares remark upon it.

 

[Dyn]

When just not being an oversharing meltdowny sperg in public like everybody else online is considered being some insidious manipulative chameleon.

Having a stable of maladjusted paypigs worshipping you without letting it negatively shape your ego and identity around them requires a certain level of psychopathy. I'm not insulting your daddy, I'm not calling him a shapeshifting two-faced snake, I'm just pointing out the obvious. I think he's doing great for himself and I'm happy for his successes because he's sure made me laugh.

 

[Takodachi]

What was the corn joke? I generally skip the Ralph parts of MATI.

 

[DelusionTree]

In 2 months Ralph will be a father to a child

Theory from the Meigh thread, she had a miscarriage and that may be one of the reason why Ralph decided to go to Portugal:

Gentlemen.

December 25th.
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December 31st.
May claims she ate tree nuts. She is deathly allergic to them. Anaphylaxis during pregnancy is extremely dangerous.

January 10th.
The starts vague posting about being sad. She also looks incredibly depressed.



February 5th.
No visible bump in reflection. No visible bump in photos. Not showing off stomach anymore.
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She should be very pregnant and wearing maternity clothes. Her bump should be twice what it was in December.

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Even in pregnancies with petite women / borderline anorexic masculine frames like May's, she should be showing.

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Ralph and May say they're not going to release a name or any photos of the baby. Why? Don't tell me that Ethan fucking Ralph and May "I want to be a vtuber I wear pantsu on my head kawaii" have come to their senses about offline privacy.

Are you telling me May wouldn't be gratuitously tradposting about the bump? No. I don't believe it.


Edit: Another thought. Ralph organized his gay bowling tournament about a week before May's due. I can believe Ralph is stupid, careless, thoughtless, self-indulgent ... but really? She could easily go into labor and he'd be two thousand miles away. It'd make a lot of sense if that time just had no significance to Ralph.

And I won't accept some bullshit fluffed up stomach picture when Ralph copes about this. You can buy fake bumps on Amazon. Either show skin or don't bother.

Now imagine Ralph's mental state after suffering the fate that he made fun of with Sargon.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

From what I understand, different kinds of speech use different parts of the brain or different neural pathways.

Scott Adams (the Dilbert guy) developed some debilitating conversational speech issue years ago, but his ability to speak in front of large groups was unaffected.

A friend in high school had a bad stutter but he also sang and played keyboard in a band. He sang all the lyrics flawlessly so his brain was bypassing whatever made him stutter when just talking to people.

 

[Hot Dog]

Gunt guarding? No way. IMO anyways.

Jim would ask a question, Ralph would scream and carry on and Jim didn't need to do a thing more. There really isn't anything for Jim to do when the person you are speaking to is making an ass of himself the more he speaks, screams and lashes out. Jim might have sympathy for Ralph but that would because Jim is actually an adult and sympathy and compassion are traits of a normal person rather than an exception like Ralph. But Jim made the point several times that he thinks Ralph is going insane and that wasn't to bait him - he meant it.

90% (at least) of the talking was done by Ralph as he tried to dominate the conversation and all he accomplished was showing he had ignorant answers, no answers or pathetic answers.

In all fairness to Jim he needed a better person on the other end of the interview to make it not look so one sided. High-pitched Eric was more coherent than Ralph (and easier to listen to). When it comes to staying on-point, keeping track of the conversation and on what had been discussed Jim was in a league of his own compared to Ralph who frankly hasn't actually had to face off against someone who could challenge him in real-time. But this probably had more to do with the fact that Jim wasn't high, drunk and has a working mind.

Ralph has no ability to debate whatsoever and anyone who answers questions with attacks, foul language, insults and poor attempts at misdirection shouldn't be thinking they have a career in interviews or running dialogue sessions.

Ralph should pack up he microphone, get a job, get off the drugs and start thinking about how he is going to support a child and become an adult because his environment dictates the needs of an adult to be present and not a Rage Pig. The drugs and alcohol have no business around a new born and frankly his behavior is going to be a very real danger to the well being of the child. While Ralph was a shit choice as a prospective parent a year ago, this spin he is in doesn't mean before then spin he was anything other than a fucking child before.

In 2 months Ralph will be a father to a child in a house that is home to a Rage Pig. Having a child brought into this situation is just another spark as anyone who has had a child knows, incredible patience bordering on sainthood is required as well the ability to make adult decisions and think not for yourself but the benefit of a helpless child above all else and a tired mother who will get little sleep and physically be depleted.

Instead a selfish punk Rage Pig will be present. Spare a thought for that poor woman and kid.

Ralph is in his mid thirties and acts 13. He is done aging and maturing and has been. Pumping dumb women and spitting out kids isn't going to change who he has become or save his relationships, because they don't matter to him. They are just a flex.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Has Ralph ever been able to take his turn in the barrel without sperging out like a lunatic? It sounds like he was humiliated, knew people had every reason to dunk on him, and pretty much went go for broke "vicious!" like he always does, except because his best fwen forever Jim was the one doing it it was just too much and he was on the verge of genuine crying.

That moment when you realize that Ralph always valued Jim, someone who was always irreverently apathetic to him, above Gator, his one and only real friend who worked for peanuts to be Ralph's tech support.

Ralph views people the way one would view cars, trading in the ol' reliable for the new sports car that blows a gasket a few hundred miles after rolling off the dealership parking lot.

 

[Berrakh]

Forgot that Vito tried to own PPP with the blood libel about Amerindian Graves. LA brain.
Bullshit like that is a worse for Free Speech than if Comedians can make a living. His whole life is if South Park and Family Guy can be on the air.

 

[Matt Damon]

Forgot that Vito tried to own PPP with the blood libel about Amerindian Graves. LA brain.
Bullshit like that is a worse for Free Speech than if Comedians can make a living.

The "at least we gave them casinos" line has to be the lamest thing anyone's ever said.

It's the kind of goofy argument someone would make tongue-in-cheek with a friend, but he was using it as an "own" against a man earnestly telling him to kill himself for being a pedophile.

 

[Mikoyan]

Forgot that Vito tried to own PPP with the blood libel about Amerindian Graves. LA brain.
Bullshit like that is a worse for Free Speech than if Comedians can make a living. His whole life is if South Park and Family Guy can be on the air.

What's the freaking political alignment there? Never been able to get a read, but I've never really followed Dick.

 

[fuck whales]

Lol metokur humiliates Ralph more than anyone ever has and made him cry and some people think it wasn't good enough

 

[Berrakh]

The "at least we gave them casinos" line has to be the lamest thing anyone's ever said.

It's the kind of goofy argument someone would make tongue-in-cheek with a friend, but he was using it as an "own" against a man earnestly telling him to kill himself for being a pedophile.

Also proves being an aggressive moralfag is Vito's kryptonite. The idea someone might want him dead for who he is unnerves him deeply.

 

[BeholderNN]

About the gunt guarding thing, I believe Jim initially avoided going very hard against Ralph. He says he doesn't consider anyone online to be his friend, which might be true, but he showed a lot more consideration for Ralph than for other lolcows. After a while he started to distance himself from Ralph, realizing the guy was on a path to self destruction. He even went on Flamenco's and Gator's shows, purposefully avoiding the Killstream.

But things changed when he made fun of the Gunt's Portuguese beatdown. Ralph doesn't understand the difference between someone making fun of him and someone trying to ruin his life. He generally assumes the later. That put Gunty King on a war path, which ended up destroying the rest of his internet clout.

 

[Fivehead]

Jarbo must have pulled in at least $2k easily right?

Good for him, honestly. Seems like he's legitimately grown as a person, and also it's funny.

Jim dropping cancer lore.

I genuinely feel bad for Jim; it sounds like his life is hell. Now he has to deal with, potentially, Da Gunt a-logging him IRL.

Imagine the sleepless nights with a newborn compounded with pills and alcohol.

Luckily he doesn't have to worry about that seeing as the Horse is no longer with foal.

Rewatching the stream, it's insane how much Jim pulls his punches.

It's likely he felt bad when he almost started sobbing. Or maybe he simply didn't care after waiting all night for Ralph to show.

Dick has laughed at Ralph a lot over the years and he's done nothing about it, strangely.

Oh, but he's been secretly seething and making a list. Just like he was secretly seething at Jim for months schizo perceptions.

 

[Suiza]

Here's the video for those who haven't seen it yet:

It'd be better to just leave them in a box/package than throwing shit all over the place. At the end of the day, it's going the be Meigh cleaning that shit up, which is going to be hard given her pregnancy and lack of opposable thumbs. You also don't look like a massive sperg throwing garbage all over someone else's property.
Most importantly, wasting food is cringe.

 

[Space Cooter]

I think that might have been a happy accident but serious respect to him if he saw that all the way back in the day.

I'm sure it was a happy accident. Noone is that clever. But the version of himself that he puts out there has been very lucrative and has somehow made him a sacred cow amongst people who love to tear down the monkeys who dance for them

 

[Mr Schrodinger]

Here's the video archived and ripped it for prosperity and corn

 

[Kup]

All I took away from this was that Jim is a Quarian now, he is ready to be a space gypsy.

I guess he wasn’t lying about having a hazard suit ready.

Edit: For context, these aliens have literally no immune system. Verbatim, if you cough on them they’d die. That is said in-game.