Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[ten dollars off]

Bryan Loeper is back! [A]
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Wedge draws the line where he won’t argue with people. [A]
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He has also been in contact with Neck! [A]
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Meanwhile, Kevin shows off his Transformers toy shelf. [A]
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Nerd shit I didn’t read/process. [A]
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This morning he proclaimed to want to be friends with everyone, but his folks have covid and “there’s a lot of unrelated stress at the ranch” (I’ll post this in the tranch thread so I don’t derail this one). [A]
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And he feels better when he remembers that others need revision surgery too. [A]
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I hope his amhole update patch causes even more bugs. Ain't no rollbacks here.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Meanwhile, Kevin shows off his Transformers toy shelf. [A]
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Holy shit, he's actually attempting to organize the shelves? I thought the day would never come lmao.
Shit still looks like a clusterfuck but it's still an improvement. It's like a Christmas miracle!

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin believe he's a female and want us to ditch the "concept of sex"

Reminds me of the FtM who nearly died from her kidneys not being able to process testosterone at the does she took it and it taking a longer than necessary time to find out, then her getting offended by the doctor's reactions. Again, what the fuck did you expect? Some people will get a genetic disease but not realize it because they present as the sex opposite to their chromosomes and the disease only affects one gender.

Also, my hero:

The troons are the ones moving the goalposts and you can't ditch the concept of sex, because it's not a concept, it's fucking SCIENCE. Gender is a concept, and a relatively new one at that.

> Don't say male/female say AMAB/AFAB
> "Ok, this info is for AMAB/AFAB"
> Don't say AMAB/AFAB, say XX/XY haver
> "Ok, this space is for XX/XY people"
> You know what don't say anything that isn't calling me woman/man/enby

What the fuck did you expect?

Let's start calling men prostate havers and women women

This morning he proclaimed to want to be friends with everyone, but his folks have covid and “there’s a lot of unrelated stress at the ranch” (I’ll post this in the tranch thread so I don’t derail this one). [A]

Trouble yet again in paradise. I wonder if covid saga will havr long term effects on ranch relations?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I hope his amhole update patch causes even more bugs. Ain't no rollbacks here.

To be quite honest with you, I don’t think you have to hope at all. I don’t see any outcome with this revision surgery that doesn’t negatively impact his quality of life. SRS is already dangerous for obvious reasons and having a surgeon mess with it again opens up the risk of something going wrong and actually having a directly negative impact on him (ex: some of the people in the SRS thread were botched so badly they have permanent chronic pain).
Let’s say that by some miracle of Jesus, Buddha, and Allah, the revision surgery goes swimmingly and he gains more depth. Mission accomplished! But now, he has to actually dilate (assuming he learned his lesson from before). That will be… painful, and he will probably cry (both on Twitter and physically in his bed). If we assume that Kevin will be Kevin, he won’t even bother to properly do aftercare and follow the other instructions the surgeon gives him post-surgery (besides dilating).
Basically, I kind of hope this doesn’t happen, 2% out of concern for Kevin’s wellbeing but 98% because I don’t want to see any Islam involving him describing his genitals in graphic detail nor photos of any kind (no I haven’t clicked the amhole picture and I don’t want to).

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

lol I can't wait for Kevin's revision saga, especially knowing that he'll have learnt nothing from the first go-around in regards to dilation.

It really is fascinating at times how damn dumb and delusional Kevin is regarding such basic knowledge about the human body. I get being bad with biology is a bit of a prerequisite for becoming a troon but, these guys seriously think taking estrogen just morphs them into women, eliminates all male bodily functions, thought patterns and illnesses, and that if you disagree you’re literally, unironically the equivalent of Hitler in their minds. It’s fucking absurd.

It’s like that Jilly Juice bitch who claimed drinking her salty cabbage water could regrow limbs and cure cancer. In fact, it’s like if I went and chopped my arm off than started taking a multivitamin every morning and said “It’s pretty obvious that these vitamins will cause my arm to grow back and work even better than my normal arm did! If you think otherwise you’re just stupid and ignorant and jealous of how awesome my new arm will be!”

It’s absolutely psychotic.

 

[Swiss46]

It really is fascinating at times how damn dumb and delusional Kevin is regarding such basic knowledge about the human body.

Kevin is an actual retard with his only talent in life being the ability to easily form parasitic relationships. His brother doesn't talk to him and they put him kid in slow classes for a reason.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

To be quite honest with you, I don’t think you have to hope at all. I don’t see any outcome with this revision surgery that doesn’t negatively impact his quality of life. SRS is already dangerous for obvious reasons and having a surgeon mess with it again opens up the risk of something going wrong and actually having a directly negative impact on him (ex: some of the people in the SRS thread were botched so badly they have permanent chronic pain).
Let’s say that by some miracle of Jesus, Buddha, and Allah, the revision surgery goes swimmingly and he gains more depth. Mission accomplished! But now, he has to actually dilate (assuming he learned his lesson from before). That will be… painful, and he will probably cry (both on Twitter and physically in his bed). If we assume that Kevin will be Kevin, he won’t even bother to properly do aftercare and follow the other instructions the surgeon gives him post-surgery (besides dilating).
Basically, I kind of hope this doesn’t happen, 2% out of concern for Kevin’s wellbeing but 98% because I don’t want to see any Islam involving him describing his genitals in graphic detail nor photos of any kind (no I haven’t clicked the amhole picture and I don’t want to).

Honestly, the best thing you can get out of Kevin’s pitiful existence is a newfound appreciation for having a (relatively, depending on your circumstances) normal human body. It’s like a Saw trap but 10x more autistic and Islamic.

Kevin is an actual retard with his only talent in life being the ability to easily form parasitic relationships. His brother doesn't talk to him and they put him kid in slow classes for a reason.

Oh trust me, I’m aware. That isn’t exactly hard to deduce from his behavior on Twitter and IRL, though I think it’s really best highlighted when he talks about the human body.

Like motherfucker, you butchered yourself so damn bad you have a smellier version of Mariana’s Trench drilled into your waist instead of normal genitalia. The last thing you should be doing is preaching condescendingly about how “trans bodies just know what to do, you TERF chuds!”

Stick to dilating.

Oh, wait.

 

[ten dollars off]

Kevin is an actual retard with his only talent in life being the ability to easily form parasitic relationships. His brother doesn't talk to him and they put him kid in slow classes for a reason.

I know this isn't an original statement, but I can't help repeating it: Kevin didn't get a domme. He got a surrogate parent so he could revert back to being a child.

I will say that I am surprised by his writing competence, even if his underlying logic is grossly flawed most of the time. But I suppose when you have spent 30% of your adult life actively on Twitter, you manage to pick up a lot of statements to parrot.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

His brother doesn't talk to him

If I were Kevin's brother and I had been fucked out of the inheritance like that, I wouldn't talk to him either.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

If I were Kevin's brother and I had been fucked out of the inheritance like that, I wouldn't talk to him either.

I don't think his brother's been fucked out of the inheritance. He was kicked out of Kevie&his fiancée's apartment but that shouldn't have affected his part of the inheritance.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

lol he's still gained weight like a man with gynocomastia. Nothing seems to have gone to his hips. So uwu female.

The best thing about it is that his hairline has gotten worse and he's experiencing some male patterned baldness

 

[Plague Flea]

The best thing about it is that his hairline has gotten worse and he's experiencing some male patterned baldness

If you‘ve seen pre-trooning pictures of Wedge then you’ll know that he was pretty much entirely bald on top. While the estrogen *might* have helped with some regrowth (although most likely not - see Kev for example), my money is on Wedge having had a hair transplant at some point. The spacing of his hair seems in line with a typical transplant.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

I hope his amhole update patch causes even more bugs. Ain't no rollbacks here.

The only uncertainty is whether he goes through with it or not. If he does then, as others have said, complications (due to lack of maintenance or otherwise) are guaranteed. His cope is that the revision surgery will totally fix everything, but we know it won't, and what then? Third time's a charm? What I'm looking forward to his realisation, sooner or later, that his stink ditch will always be a disgusting mockery of a real vagina no matter the number of surgeries that are performed on it, and the ensuing wailing and gnashing of teeth. It's going to be fucking hilarious.

 

[thyme]

Edit:

That lithe, alabaster figure

Dude's shaped like a 50 year old day drinker. Shaped like an apple with sticks for legs. Even from a low to the ground perspective, his fat yet bony shoulders exceed the width of his Hank Hill hips and ass. Face lookin like he's about to zap to the extreme

Dude's got spaghetti pasta for hair. His neck is thick and looking like a sack of bagged milk. That collar is wedged in his back fat lump and betraying gravity

Counting more rolls than the Michelin man. Arms like melting raclette with pig trotters sat at the ends. Deflated jean crotch highlighting his choice to start fishing without bait or tackle. Calves looking like lymphedema is setting in from the cancer forming in the rot pocket.

Push up bra doing no favors. Two manzanilla olives in that green tank top, I'm waiting for them to swivel around like chameleon eyes and show the pimiento stuffed pits. Smuggling Rango into the covid clinic. Right tit nip looking like it's seeking greener pastures. Got a caprese salad palette if he Donald Duck'd his outfit, I'd think. White skin, green shirt, red pit of hell amhole.

My final rating:


Don't Forgetta Dilate-a!

Anyway, Metformin arc when?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Attempts at transitioning remind me of someone trying to organize a packed closet full of junk, but giving up after dragging half of the shit out. It's worse than before, and you would have been better off just leaving it as-is. It's this unsightly and perpetually unfinished project drawing attention to itself and in everyone's way.

You just described my entire adult life. Mayhaps I am too a troon.....?

 

[Law]

If you‘ve seen pre-trooning pictures of Wedge then you’ll know that he was pretty much entirely bald on top. While the estrogen *might* have helped with some regrowth (although most likely not - see Kev for example), my money is on Wedge having had a hair transplant at some point. The spacing of his hair seems in line with a typical transplant.

Aren't hair transplants like $20,000 and not covered by insurance?

 

[Plague Flea]

Aren't hair transplants like $20,000 and not covered by insurance?

No idea of cost in the US, but that’s quite possible. And, yes, doubtful it would be covered by insurance, even for troons.

The cost and the fact that Wedge is a whiny little bitch who couldn’t deal with the pain (and it would be painful) are the two factors that go against my theory. But (1) it looks so much like transplanted hair and (2) I just can’t see that much regrowth coming from hormones, that I just don’t know what other explanation there could be.

If he *did* have a transplant (probably more than one session given how bald he was) then he must have had access to funds in the past that he doesn’t have now. And he must also have been able to cope with lying conscious on a treatment table for hours while the procedure was carried out, which goes against his previous whining about his autism being triggered by a tilt table test. But we already know most (all) of his disability griping is bullshit.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Honestly, the best thing you can get out of Kevin’s pitiful existence is a newfound appreciation for having a (relatively, depending on your circumstances) normal human body. It’s like a Saw trap but 10x more autistic and Islamic.

Oh trust me, I’m aware. That isn’t exactly hard to deduce from his behavior on Twitter and IRL, though I think it’s really best highlighted when he talks about the human body.

Like motherfucker, you butchered yourself so damn bad you have a smellier version of Mariana’s Trench drilled into your waist instead of normal genitalia. The last thing you should be doing is preaching condescendingly about how “trans bodies just know what to do, you TERF chuds!”

Stick to dilating.

Oh, wait.

don't do the mariana trench like that, it's the deepest place on earth

Kev's neovagina is work of modern art in between his legs, in that it's painful to look at, costs too much for it's lack of value, expects the viewer to lie to affirm the owner, and plays havoc with the actual meaning of it's root word.

Tbf modern artists were the proto troons

If you‘ve seen pre-trooning pictures of Wedge then you’ll know that he was pretty much entirely bald on top. While the estrogen *might* have helped with some regrowth (although most likely not - see Kev for example), my money is on Wedge having had a hair transplant at some point. The spacing of his hair seems in line with a typical transplant.

I can't see him affording that considering he's willing to fuck kevin to get free flights to his other johns who pay him

is it not possible he learned to wash his hair with some kind of volumiser, or you know, wash it at all?

 

[Putin Bot]

If you‘ve seen pre-trooning pictures of Wedge then you’ll know that he was pretty much entirely bald on top. While the estrogen *might* have helped with some regrowth (although most likely not - see Kev for example), my money is on Wedge having had a hair transplant at some point. The spacing of his hair seems in line with a typical transplant.

I agree with you. If female hormones actually reversed balding and made you regrow hair that was lost, then there'd be a lot of more doctors shilling it to their bald patients. Pharma would also be looking into this as well, as this would be a huge money maker for them. But yet, they do nothing.

Always remember people, troons lie all the time, especially regarding HRT effects. They say it changes your body shape and fat distribution, that it makes penises totally different from male penises and HRT will even make it smell like a vagina, they claim you can get big boobs on just HRT alone, they get periods, etc.

It's possible that maybe Wedge was able to get some kind of hair transplant, or, perhaps he's very good at using hair pieces and/or wigs. But I do not believe he magically regrew all the hair that he had lost solely to female hormones. Mainly because a lot of troons are bald/balding, and they have yet to spout off how they magically regrew their hair.

Always take what troons claim with a grain of salt.

 

[BallBuster]

Aren't hair transplants like $20,000 and not covered by insurance?

Getting your dick flayed and stuffed inside your pelvis is apparently covered. Fake tits for men seems to covered. Why wouldn’t hair transplants? Well I mean this stuff is covered for troons anyway.