Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
Jim spent most of the stream moralizing of how horrible they are and how they could've killed someone.

Judge Jimmy ruled their life should be ruined, their career destroyed, and land in the gutter for being a bunch panicked retards.
Now horrible is such a strong word. I didn't think it was so mean spirited. If I recall correctly what he said was more along the lines of them being cowardly bitches for pulling a gun and retarded for not knowing when to back down. Sometimes you gotta show your tards some tough love. How else will they ever learn a lesson?
 
Id give Ralph a chance of redemption if he stopped doing all the things that are making him spiral out of control, tbh.
I did feel some sympathy on the recent stream where you could hear the hurt in Ralph's voice at certain points like when he mentioned his son and said something like "they're saying I don't love my son and i don't want to see him!"

Get some help Ralph.
 
Guntbros, how much practice did it take father-figure gymnasium to be able to bake us such a tasty ham and corn casserole? I though he took time off to consoom troonime and fingerblast sideway pussies not to learn cooking.
 
What's so remarkable in all this is, if it wasn't a complete and absolute assraping, like if there was a single thing Ralph had done that could maybe construed as a victory, he'd be twitterblasting and hooting and hollering about owning Jim and Gator and how they're such pussies and how dare they step to him.

But he got so thoroughly beaten and devastated his only cope is "eating a nice sandwich and going to a movie! Carry on everybody!"
 
What's so remarkable in all this is, if it wasn't a complete and absolute assraping, like if there was a single thing Ralph had done that could maybe construed as a victory, he'd be twitterblasting and hooting and hollering about owning Jim and Gator and how they're such pussies and how dare they step to him.

But he got so thoroughly beaten and devastated his only cope is "eating a nice sandwich and going to a movie! Carry on everybody!"
That sandwich did look nice though, so I guess the Ralphamale wins again!
 
The drinking itself may not be expensive, but the consequences of the absolutely stupid shit he does drunk off his ass are very expensive and have involved jail time for him. Also gambling in Vegas while blind drunk and with no impulse control can be very expensive. And he's gambling on credit too, allegedly.
Yeah that's what I was getting at, his entire lifestyle is expensive because of booze; he could actually have a decent living if he stopped.

I am also of the opinion that nearly all of his negative personality traits are linked to booze. There is no underlying mental illness or whatever, except for the fact that being an alcoholic drives you insane. Even that talk with Metokur, you could hear not only his slurred words but the thing drunks do where they have massive bursts of emotion in all directions. That's why he goes from saying he wants Metokur to die and then 10 minutes later he's saying how much he misses him. That's classic alcoholic talk, and it wouldn't surprise me if he was crying afterward.
So just imagine living with that 24/7, and getting to a point where he is comfortable enough around you to unload like that all the time. That is what every woman in his life is in for. Or just look at the Lowtax thread, there was a guy who was similarly egotistical and had a huge internet presence, his story is actually very close to Ralph's. And look where that ended up. And it wasn't because he had clarity of mind to assess his situation, he killed himself cause it's way easier to pull the trigger when you are in the fog of a month-long binge. You're just divorced from reality. So being broke as fuck and then going to Vegas makes sense.
 
Guntbros, how much practice did it take father-figure gymnasium to be able to bake us such a tasty ham and corn casserole? I though he took time off to consoom troonime and fingerblast sideway pussies not to learn cooking.
Jim stood up at the family dinner with his in-laws, "Alright, everyone settle down. I'm armed and I know how to use these", he said.
 

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Cancelling? Has someone been petitioning payment services to drop Ralph or something? Or platforms to drop him`?
People have just been stopping to watch him. Out of his views half at least are hate views and people are starting to get tired of hating him... So those go away as well.
 
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Ralph legitimately sees nothing hypocritical with his actions. At all.
It is pretty sad to hear, especially the cycle of;
>"You do Thing A and that's bad!"
>Gets called out on doing Thing A
>"It's okay that I do Thing A because people do Thing B!"

I did feel some sympathy on the recent stream where you could hear the hurt in Ralph's voice at certain points like when he mentioned his son and said something like "they're saying I don't love my son and i don't want to see him!"

Get some help Ralph.
At face value it makes me feel bad but remember he hasn't exactly made any sort of effort to be in Xander's life. Especially (and correct me if I'm wrong here) missing his court hearing for custody of him by being in Vegas or elsewhere.
 
Picking on Ethan at this point feels like bullying someone with downs syndrome. Like it's funny at first, but then you kinda get a sick feeling.
I might feel that way if it hasn't accurately been pointed out that he brought all of it on himself and could have stopped at any point in time. I think Null said as much in a stream by saying he's incapable of reflection.

It really couldn't be happening to a nicer guy.

Unrelated, I think my favorite part of the stream was when Ralph straight up said that his stream was his entire life.
 
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Yeah that's what I was getting at, his entire lifestyle is expensive because of booze; he could actually have a decent living if he stopped.

I am also of the opinion that nearly all of his negative personality traits are linked to booze. There is no underlying mental illness or whatever, except for the fact that being an alcoholic drives you insane. Even that talk with Metokur, you could hear not only his slurred words but the thing drunks do where they have massive bursts of emotion in all directions. That's why he goes from saying he wants Metokur to die and then 10 minutes later he's saying how much he misses him. That's classic alcoholic talk, and it wouldn't surprise me if he was crying afterward.
So just imagine living with that 24/7, and getting to a point where he is comfortable enough around you to unload like that all the time. That is what every woman in his life is in for. Or just look at the Lowtax thread, there was a guy who was similarly egotistical and had a huge internet presence, his story is actually very close to Ralph's. And look where that ended up. And it wasn't because he had clarity of mind to assess his situation, he killed himself cause it's way easier to pull the trigger when you are in the fog of a month-long binge. You're just divorced from reality. So being broke as fuck and then going to Vegas makes sense.
Gambling has ruined his life the most because he’s lost all his money. Drinking is a big problem because it drives the retard behavior, like gambling, but drinking wouldn’t have made him go broke this fast but gambling did.

Regardless of what Ralph tries to portray online he’s in deep financial shit right now and it’s all due to gambling. He would still probably have some money saved if it wasn’t for the gambling.

This is why he’s spiraling so hard. Add financial ruin to the pile of shit and the stress that causes. He also has to face the fact that Jim isn’t going to come back to his stream and start laying golden eggs to save his ass. He has no idea how to dig himself out of this hole. His podcast isn’t making enough money to support his bad habits and pay his bills.

I was curious, would being “exclusive” on Odyssey mean he couldn’t collect super chats? I get the idea getting that quick cash infusion from super chats is vital to Ralph’s survival.

Let's be real. Metokur moralizing about "life ruination" was kinda gay.

Ralph just spew out a lot of empty threats in his tardrage like when he was saying he's gonna stab PPP.
Meanwhile Metokur completely fucked up Andy's life and made Ralph's best friend and all the Jim sycophants turn on him.
No, hanging fliers around someone’s workplace and neighborhood because they made fun of you online is gay. Trying to get someone fired from a job because they stopped being your e-friend is gay af.

Ralph should ground into the ground as a supreme faggot for suggestion that shit. It demonstrates what a nasty, desperate dirtbag he is.
 
Gambling has ruined his life the most because he’s lost all his money. Drinking is a big problem because it drives the retard behavior, like gambling, but drinking wouldn’t have made him go broke this fast but gambling did.

Regardless of what Ralph tries to portray online he’s in deep financial shit right now and it’s all due to gambling. He would still probably have some money saved if it wasn’t for the gambling.

This is why he’s spiraling so hard. Add financial ruin to the pile of shit and the stress that causes. It also makes him face the fact that Jim isn’t going to come back to his stream and start laying golden eggs to save his ass. He has no idea how to dig himself out of this hole. His podcast isn’t making enough money to support his bad habits and pay his bills.

I was curious, would being “exclusive” on Odyssey mean he couldn’t collect super chats? I get the idea getting that quick cash infusion from super chats is vital to Ralph’s survival.


No, hanging fliers around someone’s workplace and neighborhood because they made fun of you online is gay. Trying to get someone fired from a job because they stopped being your e-friend is gay af.

Ralph should ground into the ground as a supreme faggot for suggestion that shit. It demonstrates what a nasty, desperate dirtbag he is.
odysee added actual monetary superchats recently
 
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