Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Sausage Link Korean]

good lord his audio is still fucked and peaking every time he talks. He's been streaming for this long and still can't figure it out.

I was just thinking, wasn't his mic one of the things he overspent on in the last couple of years? Sounds like he's talking in a gooseneck attached to a machine running Windows 95.

 

[Mesosalpinx]

I checked his stream for the first time and his giant pimple under the stream was the only thing I could focus on.

 

[WhatsInside]

Chibi is aware his audio is fucked. Potential new viewers getting "official warnings" for pointing it out. Really striving for excellence in his stream.

Edit: Stream is over. He never fixed it.

 

[Phenax]

ooh cupid has shot chibi with the simp arrow, just in time for valentines day! she should take his money imho. see if he'll pay for this shitty dye job.

I'm excited for him to leverage their common bond in being targetted (read: laughed at) by KF to sperg on her way more. Should be devastatingly hilarious

TL;DR

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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Chibi is aware his audio is fucked. Potential new viewers getting "official warnings" for pointing it out. Really striving for excellence in his stream.

Edit: Stream is over. He never fixed it.

Any normal streamer would see a complaint about audio and fix it right then and there. Not our boy, who'll likely forget by the time the next stream starts, when someone complains about the audio and the problem gets ignored again.

 

[Depths of Homolust]

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Holy shit, this is just crushingly sad. If this was a private text conversation or DMs between two people, it would be sad and I would feel bad for him. We've all been there one way or another, trying to make things work and make a place for yourself in someone's life, but they just aren't into you. Sometimes when you're young you still pursue it even though you know deep down that it's hopeless, but after puberty you just realize that there are other girls out there and you may as well cut your losses.

Reading this in a public forum feels sad on an entirely different level. It's that same hopeless hope with all of its feelings and loss, but amplified a thousandfold. Now you're not getting brushed off in the privacy of your home, you're getting brushed off in a public space, archived for all time in its raw and unedited state. There forever is a monument of what never will be, a looming granite stone that reads "Here Lies Chibi, He Never Scored."

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

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He really doesn't know how to take a clue. Also doesn't she have a boyfriend anyways? Poor guy (or well, he kinda deserves it) gets pushed aside so she can get people like Chibi telling her how much they wanna be her cuddle buddy so they can still believe they have a chance with her, especially if they give her money.

She’s just doing her job. Gotta keep the simps roped in to keep the money flowing. Thirst bait posts are important.

I know this is a Chibi thread, but if anyone could add some other noteworthy thirsty replies to Zaffs thotposting it’d be a nice bonus.

 

[DennisReynolds]

Either he's dropping big time simpbux or she gets so little his actually matter enough to give him the time of day. Either way it's fucking pathetic, she's never going to fuck you Adam.

 

[Night Terror]

sad to think that the stream where mommy tells him to go to bed is probably the best he ever looked. hair cut fairly neatly and not greasy, clean shaven, wearing a plain vest rather than a pokemon-patterned one. still got the weird face shape but otherwise he looks perfectly normal and unassuming. even his speech sounds natural and not as awkward and stilted as it does now. the only conclusion i can possibly draw is that his autism is terminally degenerative and he will be dead in six months

 

[Wonathan Joss]

sad to think that the stream where mommy tells him to go to bed is probably the best he ever looked. hair cut fairly neatly and not greasy, clean shaven, wearing a plain vest rather than a pokemon-patterned one. still got the weird face shape but otherwise he looks perfectly normal and unassuming. even his speech sounds natural and not as awkward and stilted as it does now. the only conclusion i can possibly draw is that his autism is terminally degenerative and he will be dead in six months

That hair is neater than usual but that 360p footage is likely hiding some rough face textures

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

Some more of chibi in that e-thot's discord. It's DelightDaniTV all over again (post here for the unfamiliar)

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Some more of chibi in that e-thot's discord. It's DelightDaniTV all over again (post here for the unfamiliar)
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[Czolg]

Some more of chibi in that e-thot's discord. It's DelightDaniTV all over again (post here for the unfamiliar)
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Line between funny and sad is getting really blurry here.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Complete speculation, but I think Chibi’s use of the word “text” is supposed to be some sort of posturing flex. He’s trying to signal to the other simps that he’s somehow closer to Zaff, implying that he’s got her phone number and they talk regularly. The reality is that he’s one of dozens of dudes constantly in her discord DMs and she’s got notifications off. More than likely she uses a complete different discord account on her phone which is why it takes her forever to respond back to anything.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

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ethot therapy is more expensive than brain magnets

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Some more of chibi in that e-thot's discord. It's DelightDaniTV all over again (post here for the unfamiliar)
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>i want to be the light they can follow. to help them escape from their perils
This guy's lack of awareness is staggering. You're in your 30s buddy time to grow up. You're not a shonen protagonist you're a greasy retard who needs a shower.

 

[Esoteric Maw]

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Holy shit. This is not something to be proud of or laugh at.

Complete speculation, but I think Chibi’s use of the word “text” is supposed to be some sort of posturing flex. He’s trying to signal to the other simps that he’s somehow closer to Zaff, implying that he’s got her phone number and they talk regularly. The reality is that he’s one of dozens of dudes constantly in her discord DMs and she’s got notifications off. More than likely she uses a complete different discord account on her phone which is why it takes her forever to respond back to anything.

I whole-heartedly agree. Going a step further, I feel like the previous quote in my post another flex. "I spend more on her so I'm better." When in reality, that makes you so much worse, and you're already at the bottom of the barrel.

 

[Esmeraude]

You're not a shonen protagonist you're a greasy retard who needs a shower.

He’s genuinely like the grown version of retarded kids on anime forums that would say that shit.

Cheebs and I are somewhat close in age and likely went to similar anime forums but good god at least I had the presence of mind to laugh at the weaboos instead of fucking join them and genuinely adopt the mindset. Autism, anime, and speedrunning has become a fatal combination for this dude. He’s never getting married, never having kids unless some meeting of spergs has some retarded bitch pop out a bastard that his mother will likely have to raise. I try not to get philosophical about my cows but Cheebs has managed to strike me because at this point in his life he should have had at least one serious relationship, at least thought about children and had at least a stray thought about what he might leave behind one day because he’s not a kid anymore.

Instead, he’s giving a downsy slut all his money and unleashing unholy amounts of spaghetti on twitter. Has he even mentioned what any of his long term goals are?

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Some more of chibi in that e-thot's discord. It's DelightDaniTV all over again (post here for the unfamiliar)
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Well Chibi thinks he's on texting terms with her, he's already smothering her while she has personal issues and he isn't taking the blatant hints that she would really prefer it if he were quiet he should just shut up. Zaff's in too deep, boys.

 

[Esoteric Maw]

I want to believe his mom intervened and threw away the package while he was in Florida.