Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Helmut A Ebne]

New shirt inc

https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1490156362994700291

https://archive.md/YUwGh

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

It's more that he played Among Us with some people on stream, was making bad jokes that they were ignoring for about 20 mins, and then started crocodile tears because Among Us was "setting off his anxiety", and rather than simply cancelling the stream right then and there like anyone would if they were having an episode he just carried on streaming but switched to Fall Guys and carried on blubbering the whole time.

I struggle to figure out what he means by "setting off his anxiety." in relation to video games. No use trying to bring logic into it because we said it once, we all said it a thousand times. He did it for attention.

New shirt inc
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https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1490156362994700291

https://archive.md/YUwGh

Starting off February with a bang. 5 days in and that's $70 wasted. This one isn't even fashionable. It's just stupid.

Edit: Wish that stopped you. TOO EASY.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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Edit: Wish that stopped you. TOO EASY.

Adam is rightfully disgusted. 16 is way too old for him.

if he made his social media private, this thread would die. This thread is more a statement about him than anyone else. like... just be normal, Chibi.

Not to quibble here, but I know we have at least one field agent in his discord group and probably more than a few people following his Twitter. Privating his social media would do nothing. Really, the only fix he could possibly do is to just get rid of his social media entirely and, yes, be normal.

So yeah, this thread's going to be open for a long time.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Personally, a big part of enjoying lolcows for me is figuring out how they tick. Part of me just wants to know how a fellow human can end up so broken. Plus it's fun to take things apart and look at their inner workings.

This. There are some cows that are just so fascinating to figure out. Not all cows but Chibi is one

 

[blinkber385]

This. There are some cows that are just so fascinating to figure out. Not all cows but Chibi is one

Hate to break it to you but arguing back and forth about whether or not someone you don't know has autism or if it's actually OCD is not figuring someone out. Laughing at people is funny, being an armchair psychologist makes people roll their eyes

 

[SmugDruggler]

I don’t mean for this to be an Among Us spergout, I’ve only played the game briefly years ago but I think the rules are simple enough to see what a retard he is just watching that video even if you’ve never played it. I apologize if this is spergy, but I think it displays a pretty accurate cross section of who Chibi is in general. Multiple times you see his retardation cost his team the game. I know it’s just Among Us, but an annoying teammate is annoying, no matter how inconsequential the game, especially since these probably aren’t the athletic types. He’s so “scared” of dying, as if that matters, that he’s just running in circles not doing anything, screeching over and over again about how scared he is. At one point he literally walks in on someone trying to run from a body and says nothing about it (it turned out to be that person in the end). Instead, he makes sure everyone in the meeting knew how scared he was. Then, when they only needed one more kill, he reminds everyone how scared he is, leaves, and they lose instantly. Like his “anxiety” couldn’t even deal with another 30 seconds of the game just to see it through to the end, then politely leave. What’s funny to me is Chibi’s lack of foresight. “Do I display even a remotely chill attitude and competence in this game to impress my new friends and become part of the group? Lol no, that will take too long, let’s fake a panic attack for ten seconds of canned niceties from people who will now never want to invite me along again!”

Kill the mood by being annoying, ruin the game/party/hangout, run away to stream to your hugbox tranny group alone, wonder why you have no friends a week later. Rinse, repeat.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

One of the things I love the most about lolcows melting down about their thread is that we have a strict non-interference policy. This isn't possible to fully enforce, of course, but we hate people who try to get involved in any way, be it bullying/catfishing/protecting a cow and it's strongly discouraged here.

What about people trying to hook up with Chibi’s mom?

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

I don’t mean for this to be an Among Us spergout, I’ve only played the game briefly years ago but I think the rules are simple enough to see what a retard he is just watching that video even if you’ve never played it. I apologize if this is spergy, but I think it displays a pretty accurate cross section of who Chibi is in general. Multiple times you see his retardation cost his team the game. I know it’s just Among Us, but an annoying teammate is annoying, no matter how inconsequential the game, especially since these probably aren’t the athletic types. He’s so “scared” of dying, as if that matters, that he’s just running in circles not doing anything, screeching over and over again about how scared he is. At one point he literally walks in on someone trying to run from a body and says nothing about it (it turned out to be that person in the end). Instead, he makes sure everyone in the meeting knew how scared he was. Then, when they only needed one more kill, he reminds everyone how scared he is, leaves, and they lose instantly. Like his “anxiety” couldn’t even deal with another 30 seconds of the game just to see it through to the end, then politely leave. What’s funny to me is Chibi’s lack of foresight. “Do I display even a remotely chill attitude and competence in this game to impress my new friends and become part of the group? Lol no, that will take too long, let’s fake a panic attack for ten seconds of canned niceties from people who will now never want to invite me along again!”

Kill the mood by being annoying, ruin the game/party/hangout, run away to stream to your hugbox tranny group alone, wonder why you have no friends a week later. Rinse, repeat.

Hoping we get some more stream sperging tonight. Maybe even get a co-op stream with tit hickeys

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I don’t mean for this to be an Among Us spergout, I’ve only played the game briefly years ago but I think the rules are simple enough to see what a retard he is just watching that video even if you’ve never played it. I apologize if this is spergy, but I think it displays a pretty accurate cross section of who Chibi is in general. Multiple times you see his retardation cost his team the game. I know it’s just Among Us, but an annoying teammate is annoying, no matter how inconsequential the game, especially since these probably aren’t the athletic types. He’s so “scared” of dying, as if that matters, that he’s just running in circles not doing anything, screeching over and over again about how scared he is. At one point he literally walks in on someone trying to run from a body and says nothing about it (it turned out to be that person in the end). Instead, he makes sure everyone in the meeting knew how scared he was. Then, when they only needed one more kill, he reminds everyone how scared he is, leaves, and they lose instantly. Like his “anxiety” couldn’t even deal with another 30 seconds of the game just to see it through to the end, then politely leave. What’s funny to me is Chibi’s lack of foresight. “Do I display even a remotely chill attitude and competence in this game to impress my new friends and become part of the group? Lol no, that will take too long, let’s fake a panic attack for ten seconds of canned niceties from people who will now never want to invite me along again!”

Kill the mood by being annoying, ruin the game/party/hangout, run away to stream to your hugbox tranny group alone, wonder why you have no friends a week later. Rinse, repeat.

I wonder how much of this is hamming it up or real anxiety. On one hand Chibi hamming this up for attention is expected, but on the other hand having an anxiety attack over Among Us is such a ridiculous idea that I have to assume he didn't make it up full cloth. If he's genuinely having any degree of anxiety over Amogus he should be getting pills for that (or weed) instead of wasting time trying to treat depression (not that the magnet therapy would do shit anyway).

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

I don’t mean for this to be an Among Us spergout, I’ve only played the game briefly years ago but I think the rules are simple enough to see what a retard he is just watching that video even if you’ve never played it. I apologize if this is spergy, but I think it displays a pretty accurate cross section of who Chibi is in general. Multiple times you see his retardation cost his team the game. I know it’s just Among Us, but an annoying teammate is annoying, no matter how inconsequential the game, especially since these probably aren’t the athletic types. He’s so “scared” of dying, as if that matters, that he’s just running in circles not doing anything, screeching over and over again about how scared he is. At one point he literally walks in on someone trying to run from a body and says nothing about it (it turned out to be that person in the end). Instead, he makes sure everyone in the meeting knew how scared he was. Then, when they only needed one more kill, he reminds everyone how scared he is, leaves, and they lose instantly. Like his “anxiety” couldn’t even deal with another 30 seconds of the game just to see it through to the end, then politely leave. What’s funny to me is Chibi’s lack of foresight. “Do I display even a remotely chill attitude and competence in this game to impress my new friends and become part of the group? Lol no, that will take too long, let’s fake a panic attack for ten seconds of canned niceties from people who will now never want to invite me along again!”

Kill the mood by being annoying, ruin the game/party/hangout, run away to stream to your hugbox tranny group alone, wonder why you have no friends a week later. Rinse, repeat.

Everyone plays Mafia or Werewolf on a school trip or family vacation encountering those 1 day friends at the campground or beach- and that's the base game of Among Us. That he proudly displays his inability to play and understand an elementary school yard game is truly pathetic. If he made effort to play with the other kids growing up he either threw a tantrum and stormed off when he didn't win or they didn't play his games by his rules, and was then probably excluded when he failed to learn or refused to learn the lesson that being a good friend means playing games and doing things that you don't find most fun, but you do so because your friend really likes it.

It'd be kind of sad if he was truly that impaired that he never learned this lesson. There are autists out there that truly can't comprehend it. It's just what the condition does. But obviously, Adam was the spoiled brat who could do no wrong and is now the petulant child at 31. This thread would be fantastic to show entitled brats and their parents because it is 100% their future if they don't get their shit together.

 

[Depths of Homolust]

The more I see the more I think this bitch is just an opposite sex version of Chibi. Both of them:

Dye hair in various shades of autism
Use poor health of loved ones for attention
Switch from excitedly talking about stupid shit to anxious sadposting and back again in a matter of moments
Share every inane detail of their stupid lives online and then get upset when people make fun of them for it
Are fat and I would not have sex with them

 

[Megaroad 2012]

New shirt inc
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https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1490156362994700291

https://archive.md/YUwGh

This is just embarassing and even more embarassing at that price too.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

ooh cupid has shot chibi with the simp arrow, just in time for valentines day! she should take his money imho. see if he'll pay for this shitty dye job.

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

Every shirt that he buys is hideous and it infuriates me

 

[Sweetheart]

He really doesn't know how to take a clue. Also doesn't she have a boyfriend anyways? Poor guy (or well, he kinda deserves it) gets pushed aside so she can get people like Chibi telling her how much they wanna be her cuddle buddy so they can still believe they have a chance with her, especially if they give her money.

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

The possible boyfriend has his own OF account that he fucks her and previously fucked others on, he knows the game.

Her first mention of him on Twitter is early Dec 2021.
She starts her own OF early Jan 2022, starts appearing on his at the same time.
Point is, if she manages to stay relevant for 6 months, look forward to the inevitable meltdown about how power dynamics forced her being sex trafficked or whatever.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

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He really doesn't know how to take a clue. Also doesn't she have a boyfriend anyways? Poor guy (or well, he kinda deserves it) gets pushed aside so she can get people like Chibi telling her how much they wanna be her cuddle buddy so they can still believe they have a chance with her, especially if they give her money.

This level of cringe is unbearable. When has this ever worked for anyone, Chibi? If it has never worked for you, why do you keep doing it? Why would you openly admit to being ghosted by this girl you simp over?! What the FUCK.

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

The possible boyfriend has his own OF account that he fucks her and previously fucked others on, he knows the game.

Her first mention of him on Twitter is early Dec 2021.
She starts her own OF early Jan 2022, starts appearing on his at the same time.
Point is, if she manages to stay relevant for 6 months, look forward to the inevitable meltdown about how power dynamics forced her being sex trafficked or whatever.

I feel like I heard this plot somewhere before
Chibi: You can go ahead and do porn....Make an average Adult Film Actor or Actress Salary of $51,643/year. Or....you can be with me. Adam, the AT&T boot licker and we can live happily ever after.
Girl: I'll take the money. But we can be friends

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Adam is live rn

Aquana - Twitch

Making Takoyaki while chilling (and talking about colossal)

www.twitch.tv

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

Adam is live rn

Aquana - Twitch

Making Takoyaki while chilling (and talking about colossal)

www.twitch.tv

good lord his audio is still fucked and peaking every time he talks. He's been streaming for this long and still can't figure it out.