Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[genericwhitemale]

Damn, Ralph sounds so fucking drunk in the stream.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Damn, Ralph sounds so fucking drunk in the stream.

That is his normal state of sobriety.

 

[instythot]

Damn, Ralph sounds so fucking drunk in the stream.

That's only like a 6 on the Ethanol scale

 

[Thirteenfifty]

3 options

1. Out of nowhere he gets a heart attack, gets hospitalized, and he goes cold for a few weeks. Later we find out from Pantsu/vickers/his brother Ralph is dead

2. Gets in another car wreck on his 19th trip to vegas after drinking 8 beers, downing opiates, pain killers, anti-depressants, and weed.

3. He rage oinks like he's never raged before, beats the shit out of pantsu, gets imprisoned. Sobers up in prison

I think a 4th would be "becomes so boring and irrelevant no one remembers that he exists in a year/suicide" which is pretty likely now that his most loyal gunt crease lickers (rand, gator, discord slaves, etc.) have all abandoned him. I'm trying to imagine a scenario where he continues to stream successfully and without any co-hosts or tech help from gator and I just don't see it happening.

He has no allies left, no co hosts, no one will forgive him this time, his mental and physical health are rapidly spiraling out of control, he's probably out of money, he has 2 separate baby dramas, etc. when his feud with Null started Ralph at least had allies and after the Chris Chan footage he might have even taken a few Ws, but at this point he is so thoroughly defeated (by his own actions) that there's no way he can ever recover and he knows it. it's like Germany in march 1945 it's a pathetic situation and everyone knows how it's going to end

I could be wrong, but didn't the Ralph/PPP arc involving PPP's church occur during the stream me days? I thought that the timeline was Ralph was getting roasted by PPP on stream me, PPP got drunk on NYE and decided to moon on livestream to own Ralph (I think? I forget the exact details on the "why"), and Ralph being Ralph reported him to his church...someone correct me if I'm mis-remembering though.

I know that incident was the inspiration for PPP to go on his crusade around a year after stream me failed when the Simpspiracy situation blew up in Dick's face directly because of Ralph's handling of his show addressing the situation, a crusade which ultimately made enough proverbial noise to awaken certain turbo spergs, who in turn fucked over Dick/NP2.

Yes, Ralph calling PPP's church was much earlier than the NP2 days, right after guntposting originally took off largely because of PPP and Godwinson. PPP disappeared for a while after it happened. the reason he went on a massive crusade against the gunt recently is revenge for the doxxing and Ashton has gotten emotional over it at certain points.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Unless he has money coming in, what's he going to pay with, gunt jobs?

Isn't his degree in marketing? And if so, he does a piss poor job of that.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

All these pig analogies got me thinking...
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Is this a sign? A sign of the ending Ralph is on the way to achieving?

You've got a weeb in me
You've got a weeb in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a weeb in me
Yeah, you've got a weeb in me

 

[TitchBitties]

Some kiwis think he deserved worse, but I think Gym feel sorry for him and that's why he didn't go full force. Actually that's why slap fight is ongoing

Nah it's a lot simpler than that. Ralph came out swinging and Gym knows it's easier to let him make himself look bad by holding back. It's like what happened to John Kerry.

 

[verissimus]

Some of you may have hinted this, but I thought I'd remind anyone who has forgotten just how wild and widespread the reaction to the original boulder stream was. That is to say, all of the sudden people would leave comments or superchats on channels of people who either knew a little about IBS and Mundane Matt or nothing at all. This is what Ralph has to face from now on.

 

[mdrop22]

Damn, Ralph sounds so fucking drunk in the stream.

At one point Jim calls him out for being absolutely wasted and Ralph replies that he's "good tonight". Ralph truly believes that unless he's Pillstream levels of incapacitated, he's fiiine and no one can even tell.

 

[smugrandomdouche]

In celebration of the harvest I made a corn chowder. Gotta use all of that corn somehow, can't just leave it all on Ralph's doorstep.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Drinking is a big problem because it drives the retard behavior, like gambling, but drinking wouldn’t have made him go broke this fast but gambling did.

The drinking came first and has led to disastrous decisions like “Hey let’s open up sportsbook accounts and credit cards in Meigh’s name too, what could possibly go wrong?”

There’s a saying in addiction recovery circles about why you don’t pick up the first drink: “When you get hit by a train and die, it’s not the caboose that kills you.” If Ralph could resist picking up the first drink and got help to deal with why he can’t stand to feel, he’d live a much more peaceful life. Gambling wouldn’t even be part of the equation.

 

[Panama]

Unless he has money coming in, what's he going to pay with, gunt jobs?

If he even sobered up to the point of functioning, he’s totally fucked himself out of any kind of meaningful employment. Any kind of office work will do a background check and see what kind of a dumpster fire he is.

The of the rest of the rogues gallery could drop off the map and get a job at a feed store, or in the case of some of the more private people like Null or Jim, cover their tracks and pick up a comfy white collar clerical job.

Ralph doesn’t even have the option of menial labor. As we saw in the gunt fight, he is so unhealthy looking that no blue collar job would hire him either. Hell, he looks like he could keel over stocking shelves in a gas station.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

When Jim dies Ralph will fly 6 hours to his grave and take a gross drunk man piss on it, yell KILLSTREAM FOREVER! then get beaten up by two eight year olds and have his manpurse and corset stolen. He will then proceed to post about it on twitter and act like he's a badass for standing up to children.

>implying Ralph won't die sooner

What Jimmy didn't know was that Ralph was sick. You see, Ralph was a homosexual...

The fact Metokur played this video at a point proves the universe has the best sense of humor no matter what happens

 

[Captain Manning]

Yes, I'm sure Ralph is on his way to Gator's hometown right now to distribute the flyers.
It's not the rambling of a drunken posturing mad tard and everyone is genuinely worried about that.

Dude, it's Ralph.

He has done multiple stupid things just to spite people. The revenge porn. Showing up at Digibro's house. Showing up at Chris-Chan's arrest (at least partially to dig on Null). The Portugal trip.

Don't you think we're beyond the point where we can definitively say "oh, he's just a drunken retard who won't distribute flyers."? Hell, if anything, distributing flyers would constitute a downgrade in intensity for him.

Some of you may have hinted this, but I thought I'd remind anyone who has forgotten just how wild and widespread the reaction to the original boulder stream was. That is to say, all of the sudden people would leave comments or superchats on channels of people who either knew a little about IBS and Mundane Matt or nothing at all. This is what Ralph has to face from now on.

Bingo!

 

[Angel Dust]

Highlight surfing so apologies if posted.

Is this it?

Spoiler

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> Ralph always compares himself to the joker
> One of the jokers most famous portrayls was Heath Ledger
> Heath Ledger also stared in a movie about gay cowboys, costaring Jake Gyllenhaal.
> Ralph imagines Jim to look like Gyllenhaal, in the aforementioned gay cowboy movie.
> "Jokes" about wanting to fuck Jim.
> Ralph imagines himself as a Heath Ledger joker badass and Jim being his strapping cowboy.

Tl;dr: Ralph is a gigantic faggot, has a psychotic obsession with Daddy Jim.

 

[BigThaiGreenCurry]

If he even sobered up to the point of functioning, he’s totally fucked himself out of any kind of meaningful employment. Any kind of office work will do a background check and see what kind of a dumpster fire he is.

I disagree with this, there are plenty of places that would hire him without background checks.

I would argue his weight is a bigger drag than getting some sort of real job.

Also, he should join fiver and let people pay to have him squeal like a pig.

 

[Niggernerd]

>implying Ralph won't die sooner

Now wait a minute RALPH NO! RALPH NOOOOOOOOO

 

[Angel Dust]

I disagree with this, there are plenty of places that would hire him without background checks.

I would argue his weight is a bigger drag than getting some sort of real job.

Also, he should join fiver and let people pay to have him squeal like a pig.

There's also the issue of trolls constantly calling into whatever job he might have and making pig noises/corn jokes at him until the employer gets fed up and fires him. People do that shit with much less well known cows

 

[Balthier]

Late to watching the entire Jarbo/Jim/Ralph stream but Jesus, how embarrassing. Jim went way easier on Ralph than Ralph deserves and he still had the nerve to cry over it and say Jim was trying to ruin him.

The most ridiculous part was Ralph claiming he loves his son. I'm sure even Ralph has moments where he feels guilt and regret, but nothing he has ever done is out of love for his son. Even when Faith was pregnant, rather than trying to ensure a healthy mom and child, he was more concerned with drinking, choking her out and securing a polyamorous relationship with a lolicon (who was also pushing for a relationship with a pregnant teenager, just so many red flags). Then he made sure to totally burn the bridge with the baby's family. Admittedly, the Vickers are drama whoring retards but as a parent, you have to make compromises for your child's sake. The idea that he now or has ever "loved" his son is 100% laughable. Love requires self-sacrifice and actions that benefit the other person, something that Ralph seems incapable of doing. Jim even had the good graces to avoid shitting on him over it.

Ralph predictably looked like a pathetic addict faggot the entire time.

 

[verissimus]

> Ralph always compares himself to the joker
> One of the jokers most famous portrayls was Heath Ledger
> Heath Ledger also stared in a movie about gay cowboys, costaring Jake Gyllenhaal.
> Ralph imagines Jim to look like Gyllenhaal, in the aforementioned gay cowboy movie.
> "Jokes" about wanting to fuck Jim.
> Ralph imagines himself as a Heath Ledger joker badass and Jim being his strapping cowboy.

Tl;dr: Ralph is a gigantic faggot, has a psychotic obsession with Daddy Jim.

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