Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[AnOminous]

Maybe he could do Uber as I don't think they really care, but how long before his enemies get him blacklisted from it?

Maybe when he gets convicted, they sentence him to pick up cans by the side of the road. That would be the first useful thing he ever did for society.

 

[Hail Mandalore]

Ralph has destroyed his reputation so heavily and made so many enemies I can't imagine him being able to hold down a regular job for any period of time

Ethan holding a job without those obstacles is so impossible that’s why he chose this as a career and why he spergs at the slightest hint of anyone thinking badly of him. He lives off his superchats which are dwindling by the day, and he feels the cold chill of irrelevance knocking. It terrifies him more than Jesse PS scared his livestock

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Correct.
There's a Sage journals paper summing up all his covid streams: https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/00113921211006115
Some british sociologist, whining that the "far-right" were effective at getting their take on THE COOF out early, while the mainstream were still screeching about "travel bans" and telling people to visit Chinatown (Pelosi), and italians were told to hug a chinaman to "own the racists".



Never let a good crisis go to waste...

I can't believe Jim is a major part of an article in a journal published by SAGE. This is truly is clown world

 

[temp o'rary]

Maybe he could do Uber as I don't think they really care, but how long before his enemies get him blacklisted from it?

They do a criminal records check for the rideshare app because there were some scandals early on with assaults on passengers by convicted sex offenders.

Perhaps different for food deliveries, but that would quickly change if there were some scandals with assaults on customer orders by convicted burger foxes

 

[SpergioLeonne]

His quitting to Jarbo was funny, but I don't think it was that much of an own - he'd been beaten up by the Portuguese, then by his surrogate daddy. He's wanting to throw up, and here comes Matt Jarbo of all people, fully sober and starting off with the hard questions. I think he just thought nah, fuck it, I've taken enough of a hammering already, I'm not giving him a chance to start kicking my ribs in.

Well, Jarbo got him to ragequit by reversing Ralph’s apex moment in streaming..

Jarbo immediately died as a streamer for showing that he was a free speech hypocrite by having a history DMCA’ing people who hurt his feelings. After EVERYTHING else showing how low Ralph has fallen, we got to travel back in time to his absolute peak and find out that it was just that much more bullshit

 

[Gangster Talk]

Mister Metokur Destroys Diogenes

Jesus I haven't listened to an old Killstream in a while, Ethan literally does sound like a different person. Even getting a little heated here he manages to not come off like a pants shitting retard.

 

[wilji1090]

Jesus I haven't listened to an old Killstream in a while, Ethan literally does sound like a different person. Even getting a little heated here he manages to not come off like a pants shitting retard.

Probably because he doesn't talk often recognizing that as long as he keeps his gunt shut then the money will roll in.

 

[Pizdec]

That part reminded me of the Nicolas Cruz interrogation:

with the suspect feigning insanity to avoid incriminating himself any further.
I reckon Ralph's faux-bravado would've had the same effect, if he'd been able to keep things going that way.

Pinning the nicknames of "hollerin' hog" and ragepig on him was just a bonus.

It's funny with how you picked the point in the video where Cruz mentioned mentioned Salad Days (and annoyance as JCS used The wrong album art), as it's meant to be a song about growing up and moving past being new to things, something Ralph has refused to do for the past three years.

His quitting to Jarbo was funny, but I don't think it was that much of an own - he'd been beaten up by the Portuguese, then by his surrogate daddy. He's wanting to throw up, and here comes Matt Jarbo of all people, fully sober and starting off with the hard questions. I think he just thought nah, fuck it, I've taken enough of a hammering already, I'm not giving him a chance to start kicking my ribs in.

He ran because Matt asked him about how much of a flaggot he has been speaks volumes regarding Ralph. This is amplified because he knows Null has in the highlighted his flaggotry it and even titled a stream as such. He flagged Blaire White and many others over the footage he filmed of Chris being arrested because he wanted royalties for it like the poorfag he is. He wanted Jim on his stream cause he know it would bring in superberries, and Jim wasn't having it at all. The fact that they went on Matt's channel to "debate" I feel, is poetic.

Maybe he could do Uber as I don't think they really care, but how long before his enemies get him blacklisted from it?

Ralph can't drive Pantsu's Lolimobile forever, and doing Uber in a fucking pickup is going to be a massive wallet burn for gas, unless he trades in for an SUV, and that's assuming the value of the damn thing hasn't gone to shit the moment it left the car lot.

 

[Retink]

Maybe when he gets convicted, they sentence him to pick up cans by the side of the road. That would be the first useful thing he ever did for society.

It would also be rather good job training for his only future option of employment of either being a convict for life or collecting cans to afford KFC.

Perhaps different for food deliveries, but that would quickly change if there were some scandals with assaults on customer orders by convicted burger foxes

The gunt hungers too much to be around food and not make the host consume it.

 

[Henry Wentworth Akeley]

Tonka could at least work as a burger flipper or something, but Ralph has destroyed his reputation so heavily and made so many enemies I can't imagine him being able to hold down a regular job for any period of time, even ones that hire ex convicts. Maybe he could do Uber as I don't think they really care, but how long before his enemies get him blacklisted from it?

You would be surprised. Ralph could easily hold down an industrial or warehouse job so long as he kept his mouth shut on the clock, head down, and didn't let himself be alone in the break room or bathrooms with a couple of niggers.

Edit: honestly with low level industrial work he could make more than burger flipping for similar effort. There are worse men than the gunt doing it.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

One clear advantage to the calmer approach: Jim probably did goad Ralph deliberately with the Gator/Flamenco appearances and approving references to "Fake Jim". And he probably did change his name for anonymity reasons, only now realizing he could have done it better. But he has plausible explanations for both, and in a calmer setting he can just lie. Since Ralph has no proof to the contrary, he looks paranoid by pushing it once those explanations have been given. In a shouting match, with no time for longer explanations, both attacks would land.

I always perceived Jim’s jabs at Ralph to be legitimately friendly, or at least they started out that way. As time went on, it turned into a way to placate alogs, until eventually it turned into a way to goad Ralph into having a reaction. At some point I think Jim realized that it was impossible to not offend Ralph, so he just said fuck it.

His quitting to Jarbo was funny, but I don't think it was that much of an own - he'd been beaten up by the Portuguese, then by his surrogate daddy. He's wanting to throw up, and here comes Matt Jarbo of all people, fully sober and starting off with the hard questions. I think he just thought nah, fuck it, I've taken enough of a hammering already, I'm not giving him a chance to start kicking my ribs in.

The true gem is the fact that Ralph was even on Jarbo’s stream. I’m frankly surprised Ralph went on. Somehow he didn’t realize he was setting himself up for the ultimate poetic justice. He walked right into it, and it went down exactly how everyone thought it would.

 

[Retink]

. Ralph could easily hold down an industrial or warehouse job so long as he kept his mouth shut on the clock, head down, and didn't let himself be alone in the break room or bathrooms with a couple of niggers.

So zero chance of him holding it for longer than a week.

 

[TheHardR]

This is Ralph's delusional mind. ..

Thanks Spookyting for image

 

[CrowdControl]

I don't think this has been posted, but I might have missed it.

Here's what (the uploader claims) is the footage of the corn cobs being left on the Gunt's porch:

https://youtu.be/pn58TV0Lxhw

Archive for when Piggy flags the video:

https://archive.fo/HiZ2M

 

[JustStopDude]

After prison show on YouTube

 

[Henry Wentworth Akeley]

So zero chance of him holding it for longer than a week.

Yeah I guess. I am an eternal optimist (or certified idiot) who assumes that the gunt will hit rock bottom like a normal person, or feel paternal instinct, and be forced to shape up to keep putting a roof over their heads.

 

[temp o'rary]

I always perceived Jim’s jabs at Ralph to be legitimately friendly, or at least they started out that way. As time went on, it turned into a way to placate alogs, until eventually it turned into a way to goad Ralph into having a reaction. At some point I think Jim realized that it was impossible to not offend Ralph, so he just said fuck it.

Yeah, I think "10/10" was just laughing at something he found funny.

The recent stuff - Gator's stream ("I just like anime"), Flamenco's stream ("I just like fighting games"), screenshotting your bit on the Casino ("I just liked that bit, honestly!") seems like a deliberate "How can I goad a thin-skinned rager into starting a fight, but in a way that gives me plausible deniability, so he looks unreasonable and I can take the high ground?"

 

[Henry Wentworth Akeley]

I don't think this has been posted, but I might have missed it.

Here's what (the uploader claims) is the footage of the corn cobs being left on the Gunt's porch:

https://youtu.be/pn58TV0Lxhw

Archive for when Piggy flags the video:

https://archive.fo/HiZ2M

Wow I gotta say, that narrator should strongly consider putting their phone down and never using the internet again, or maybe just suicide. That might've been the most cringe thing I've seen in months, especially the shout outs. It's funny thinking about somebody leaving corn at Ralph's front door but actually weird and sad to watch.

 

[lurker_fuck]

So who wants to buy the movie rights to Ethan's kid?

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[make_it_so]

They do a criminal records check for the rideshare app because there were some scandals early on with assaults on passengers by convicted sex offenders.

Perhaps different for food deliveries, but that would quickly change if there were some scandals with assaults on customer orders by convicted burger foxes

No, MundaneMatt said on the stream that they do background checks on UberEats because it's a part of the Uber system.

DoorDash, however, doesn't.