Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Megaroad 2012]

Has he even mentioned what any of his long term goals are?

Voice acting and video game design lol

 

[the khat quaffer]

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Forget dick pics, someone send Mama Chibi these exchanges. Maybe she'll cut his funds for his next vacation to disneyland down to $3500 instead of $4k.

*In case you're retarded: don't actually do this.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

How typical.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

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How typical.

I don't know why he's bringing this up again. He already told everyone how he treated the stream coach (LOfuckingL) as his psychologist and she told him he was beyond her help. Protip, if you need a coach to make you a better streamer, just give up now, because that is fucking embarrassing

 

[the khat quaffer]

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How typical.

I know it's old, but real talk, he NEEDS to have someone hold his credit card hostage. He needs a tard wrangler that he has to go through before making any purchases. Like a corporate credit card or something where all purchases have to be approved by a soulless HR ghoul.

God, his stupidity is so frustrating. He's literally Chris-chan levels of retarded with his money. I wish there was an intervention scenario where he's rolled in on a dollie Hannibal Lecter style and someone brings up pie charts and bar graphs showing what he spends his money on. The "frivolous/entertainment purchases" would absolutely dwarf the "necessities" categories. Even then it still wouldn't sink into that biome of oil, acne, and stupid that's caked around his head.

By the way, the phrase is "hook, line, and sinker" you retarded sperm blossom.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

I know it's old, but real talk, he NEEDS to have someone hold his credit card hostage. He needs a tard wrangler that he has to go through before making any purchases. Like a corporate credit card or something where all purchases have to be approved by a soulless HR ghoul.

He should be put in a group home.

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

Complete speculation, but I think Chibi’s use of the word “text” is supposed to be some sort of posturing flex. He’s trying to signal to the other simps that he’s somehow closer to Zaff, implying that he’s got her phone number and they talk regularly. The reality is that he’s one of dozens of dudes constantly in her discord DMs and she’s got notifications off. More than likely she uses a complete different discord account on her phone which is why it takes her forever to respond back to anything.

Oh it's absolutely his form of a flex. The whole "What ever losers. This hot twitch streamer girl is TEXTING ME " flex. But it's kind of sad to even analyze because if you really break it down....take away the "twitch streamer" part, it's just him admitting that a girl texts him. That he paid for.

Talking to a woman isn't a flex Adam. Communicating with a woman isn't a flex. I do that all the time in the McDonald's Drive thru. At least when I pay them, I get something in return.

 

[FanaticDreamer]

Some more of chibi in that e-thot's discord.

I don't know about you, but the most hilarious part for me is when she tells Chibi she's too mentally exhausted to answer his texts because she's over-socialized, when the previous day she was just talking about crowd surfing aka being around a lot of people. Lol.

She's lucky he's too dumb to do the math or else her cash cow would dry up. Though I cannot blame her fully because he is incredibly mentally draining.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Oh it's absolutely his form of a flex. The whole "What ever losers. This hot twitch streamer girl is TEXTING ME " flex. But it's kind of sad to even analyze because if you really break it down....take away the "twitch streamer" part, it's just him admitting that a girl texts him. That he paid for.

Talking to a woman isn't a flex Adam. Communicating with a woman isn't a flex. I do that all the time in the McDonald's Drive thru. At least when I pay them, I get something in return.

Complete speculation, but I think Chibi’s use of the word “text” is supposed to be some sort of posturing flex. He’s trying to signal to the other simps that he’s somehow closer to Zaff, implying that he’s got her phone number and they talk regularly. The reality is that he’s one of dozens of dudes constantly in her discord DMs and she’s got notifications off. More than likely she uses a complete different discord account on her phone which is why it takes her forever to respond back to anything.

100%. This is how sad and pathetic he is. He has to advertise that a girl let him text her. He's probably sending her paragraphs of "positive vibes" and she's responding with "thx" "yea" "k" "u 2" "".

At first I thought, how retarded can she be to give this unwashed slob her phone #? That's a little too personal...then I thought, yeah, she's probably feigning some kind of connection with him to keep those sweaty neckbeard nickels and dimes coming in. Adam, you fucking retard.

I can see this "relationship" going down this road in the next 5 months (or weeks):

Adam: "Guys, I'm chillin' at the Miami Marriott hotel lobby with my bestie, Zaffy! Well, not with her, she's up in her room with some friends up on the 40th floor, but I'm totally in the same building with her! She said she'd be right down eight hours ago but I'mma give it another six hours."
Zaffy: *2AM tweets from across the city about how she was a backseat Becky all night long*

Adam: "I should pick up more shifts at work so I can send her more money. "

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

I'm conflicted. Watching tit hickies bleed him like the stuck little pay piggie he is is hilarious, but that also means no Florida saga, and I know the milk from the reality of changing location doesn't change how much of a sped he is will be a goddamn tidal wave.

 

[reGHew9348]

Some more of chibi in that e-thot's discord. It's DelightDaniTV all over again (post here for the unfamiliar)
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What is his obsession with being perceived as a role model to others? He's not even close to being on par with the most average of his peers but somehow he feels like he can just assume a position of superiority. What kind of guidance could he possible provide? He hasn't achieved or experienced anything that would confer him any sort of wisdom. So fucking stupid.

 

[Zhoban]

Some more of chibi in that e-thot's discord. It's DelightDaniTV all over again (post here for the unfamiliar)
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1. Shove as many crystals up your ass as you want, Chibi. It doesn't make you an "empath".

2. I love how Chibi explains to the server how concerned he is for his special little Zaffy, leading to dozens of other simps saying the same thing. You're seeing the clockwork behind the thot, where you see how many believe they're the boyfriend and main character.

3. Nobody gives a shit about you, Zaff. But, while you're the unfortunate femme fatale of his life, enjoy this story (with screenshots) from a decade ago.

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

What is his obsession with being perceived as a role model to others? He's not even close to being on par with the most average of his peers but somehow he feels like he can just assume a position of superiority. What kind of guidance could he possible provide? He hasn't achieved or experienced anything that would confer him any sort of wisdom. So fucking stupid.

He's experienced a few things he should be able to glean some wisdom from (EG when to be quiet) but unfortunately he's demonstrably incapable of that.

 

[Depths of Homolust]

Watching tit hickies bleed him like the stuck little pay piggie he is is hilarious, but that also means no Florida saga,

Chibi may be short-sighted, but I don't think he's going to spend money on her to the point that he can't come down to Florida. He has a goal now, and nothing is going to get between him and a Bachelor's in Fucking Level Design.

 

[Depths of Homolust]

What is his obsession with being perceived as a role model to others?

Chibi is fundamentally a child in a man's body, and on some level he knows that this is not how it should be. Even though he's a 30-something sperg that sells phone plans, he wants to be seen as someone in a position of authority. Maybe that's why he goes for minors.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

1. Shove as many crystals up your ass as you want, Chibi. It doesn't make you an "empath".

2. I love how Chibi explains to the server how concerned he is for his special little Zaffy, leading to dozens of other simps saying the same thing. You're seeing the clockwork behind the thot, where you see how many believe they're the boyfriend and main character.

3. Nobody gives a shit about you, Zaff. But, while you're the unfortunate femme fatale of his life, enjoy this story (with screenshots) from a decade ago.

Wait, so im trying to piece this together. Is LoganWyatt the girl that chibi was talking to @FanaticDreamer about that he said big al falsely accused him of rapeing? Or was that a different girl entirely? LoganWyatt was a minor when chibi was involved with her. How the fuck is this guy not on a registry yet?

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Mama's little baby boy didn't get his Vaporean themed gimp suit cosplay delivered on time. What's he supposed to wear to her date now?

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

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I want to believe his mom intervened and threw away the package while he was in Florida.

This is my favorite headcanon.

 

[FanaticDreamer]

Wait, so im trying to piece this together. Is LoganWyatt the girl that chibi was talking to @FanaticDreamer about that he said big al falsely accused him of rapeing? Or was that a different girl entirely? LoganWyatt was a minor when chibi was involved with her. How the fuck is this guy not on a registry yet?

Different girl.

LoganWyatt was 16 when Chibi was 21-22, and he was trying to get with her behind the back of his (then) 17 year old girlfriend.

Currently, the known amount of girls that Chibi has dated / been involved with who were underage is 6-7.

Rachel, Unknown Minor #1 (girl he cheated on Rachel with and left her for), Mary Jane (was 15-16 when he took interest), Unknown Minor #2 (Cosplayer), LoganWyatt, Amy (the girl he sent the nudes to from his Photobucket), and Michaela (17 so not necessarily bad but showcases his habitual predatory ways) I know there had to have been more given the exchanges with his friends on Facebook + his mother's reaction to that phone call.

 

[Depths of Homolust]

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Imagine posting on a public forum that you're afraid that you're going to go to prison and then in the same breath you also admit what crime you committed.

The worst part is that the post wasn't actually about fearing jail time and/or being put on a sex offender registry, he was just frustrated that he wasn't able to successfully groom and fuck a minor.