Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Ah, now I see. Oh, he's gonna lose his goddamn mind when he's told he can't appeal. That worries me, because as long Russ thinks he can get what he wants via the courts, he's annoying but fairly harmless. If that gets taken away, I'm not sure how he'll respond, but it won't be pretty. As I recall, the law office is LA right? That's too far a bus or train for Russ, and he doesn't fly, so they're safe. But Freemantle has offices in Vegas if I'm not mistaken. It would not be a stretch to think Russ might go there and demand to speak to a producer or whoever and be let on the show right this instant!


Too bad we can't play for real money here.
It's inevitable he'll be thwarted someday. All we can hope is that he ends up in a place with security, in public, and that he hasn't obtained a gun in the meantime. So going after Fremantle's Vegas offices while he's fresh off probation and probably hasn't saved up for a gun yet, is one of the better ways this could turn out.
 
As I recall, the law office is LA right?
They have lawyers from both Nevada and LA
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Seems like Molly is not yet allowed to practice in the 9th circuit. I'll give an update when she receives such a right.

Does that mean that we're now waiting on the judge's decision, or is the ball back in Fremantle's court? And if it's the latter, at what point does the judge just slam down the gavel and end this farce?
I feel like I had answered this question already...anyway, Fremantle can respond if they so choose. They have 7 days (deadline is the 13th). The judge can rule before that if she so chooses.
 
They have lawyers from both Nevada and LA
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Seems like Molly is not yet allowed to practice in the 9th circuit. I'll give an update when she receives such a right.


I feel like I had answered this question already...anyway, Fremantle can respond if they so choose. They have 7 days (deadline is the 13th). The judge can rule before that if she so chooses.
I hope they do not just because it'd be fun to read, but because that'll also be more billable hours for Rusty to pay when they inevitably go after him for costs. So according to the article @AnOminous linked, there is functionally no way of appealing this. Do we think he'll try and go for a dismissal of the action, or will he just tard rage into filing random shit like Melly did when she was in the "you can't appeal here" situation?
 
Ah, now I see. Oh, he's gonna lose his goddamn mind when he's told he can't appeal.
He can if they both grant the motion to compel and the motion to dismiss. And it's possible they'll also stay on the order on the motion to compel.

If he ends up in that situation he'll just charge ahead and file shit in the appeals court anyway.
 
So according to the article @AnOminous linked, there is functionally no way of appealing this.
That is not true. It very much depends on what the judge does after compelling arbitration. If they dismiss the case, appeals are allowed, if they stay the case, they aren't.
Do we think he'll try and go for a dismissal of the action, or will he just tard rage into filing random shit like Melly did when she was in the "you can't appeal here" situation?
I could see him trying to loophole this by voluntarily dismissing his lawsuit, but as the article pointed out, that won't work. If he's smart, he'll file a motion to dismiss, and if Fremantle is smart, they will contest that.
 
Holy fuck. It's pretty unlucky that the Gunt's recent meltdown has distracted me from Russell's life, because these last two documents are pure gold.
Seeing Russell try to handwave all the terrible and/or moronic shit he does is funny as fuck. It's like he's actively trying to play out the cool lawyer cliches from TV shows, those obnoxious but extremely clever guys that charm the whole court including the judge, always know exactly what to say and always manage to escape any consequences due to extremely specific wording or a technicality. It's probably how he felt in the KF lolsuit when he tried to sling mud at Greg Skordas on a legal document "just because he thought the court should know" or whatever excuse he used at the time.

It's hilarious to see him try to play out that fantasy, because he has less than zero charisma and a single digit IQ, a combination that makes him so transparent a fucking toddler can tell he's scummy from a mile away. The only way I can see this getting any better is if reading through all the previous cases brought up by Fremantle makes the judge realize she has to take off the kiddy gloves and call him out on his bullshit :optimistic:
 
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Getting his picture taken with Ariana Grande gives him nightmares because she didn't agree to suck him his penis or hire him to write music for her.

Gee, I wonder if Erika ever has nightmares about Russhole actually showing up at her house? Rules for thee but not for Russhole with his dishaboolity.

For example, in the recent document 33, he refers to an Exhibit D that isn't attached.

It’s probably on page 6 with all the other missing shit he failed to attach.

(All joking aside, this milk is rich and glorious and it’s about damn time. Maybe Russ’s lumpy head will tighten so much that it implodes.)
 
LOL. I'm imagining this whip-smart bigwig lawyer just cackling into the phone as she tries to understand Russ' retard babble on the other line.

While I doubt Lens actually laughed at him outright (she seems too professional for that), even if she did the fact that Russhole feels this is an offense worthy of throwing a major tantrum on the public record is high-larious. Russhole still thinks that running to an authority figure and saying the other kids were making fun of him will get him what he wants. Even though that particular tactic hasn't worked since he left school, he keeps trying it.

I'm so glad they chose a woman. And holy fuck those emails. I cannot believe this retard thought he could threaten them. Like go ahead, Russ. Please, please try to get as many news outlets to cover this as possible.

Not only did he think he could threaten them, he admitted to the judge that's what he was doing!

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Also love him claiming lawyers professionally doing their job and warning Russhole of their intentions before filing motions qualifies as "threatening", "pushing", and "bullying." In Russhole's worldview, doing literally anything that is not immediately capitulating to his (always incredibly unreasonable) demands is wrong and mean and you should be punished for it, he's gonna tell on you!

You gotta hand it to Russ, he never ever fails to deliver.

Damn right. You may have to wait for the milk, but it eventually will flow, without any ween intervention. One of the reasons why he's my favorite lolcow. He can't help getting in his own way and shooting himself in the foot at every turn.

Ah, now I see. Oh, he's gonna lose his goddamn mind when he's told he can't appeal. That worries me, because as long Russ thinks he can get what he wants via the courts, he's annoying but fairly harmless. If that gets taken away, I'm not sure how he'll respond, but it won't be pretty. As I recall, the law office is LA right? That's too far a bus or train for Russ, and he doesn't fly, so they're safe. But Freemantle has offices in Vegas if I'm not mistaken. It would not be a stretch to think Russ might go there and demand to speak to a producer or whoever and be let on the show right this instant!

I'm placing my bet right now that even if the motion to compel arbitration is granted (which it should be) and the lolsuit is shut down, Russhole will pull a Pamela Swain and continue to shit up the docket of the 9th Circuit with his filings. After all, him filing more pseudolegalese rantings costs him nothing (as opposed to arbitration where he'll have to pony up a couple grand now), Russhole doesn't think any rules ever apply to him because MUH PLIGHTS, and if the judge will just let him explain with half a dozen more amended complaints and requests for reconsideration he's sure the court will change its mind!
 
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Ah, now I see. Oh, he's gonna lose his goddamn mind when he's told he can't appeal. That worries me, because as long Russ thinks he can get what he wants via the courts, he's annoying but fairly harmless. If that gets taken away, I'm not sure how he'll respond, but it won't be pretty. As I recall, the law office is LA right?
The thread has debated what would happen if Russell couldn't get his lil sniff of power via the legal system. I think the mostly likely next step would be for him to repeat his old patterns and move to LA. It's where some of his other stalking targets live and his birth family and he'll be able to justify it as "moving to be closer to the biz".
 
Holy shit what a textbook narc defense! Notice how he offers three mutually exclusive excuses for his behavior:

1) He MISSPOKE you guys. He meant to say "I will NOT do arbitration" but he forgot a crucial word.
2) He has ANXIETY and Mrs. Lens was being mean to him on the phone, therefore he is justified in saying anything to bring the phone call to a quick conclusion, even a lie to opposing counsel.
3) It was PUFFERY and he MISREPRESENTED HIS INTENT, that's all, as part of a bluff. He didn't think they would say yes! Bluffing and reverse psychology are time-honored legal traditions, your honor.

I also find it crushingly hilarious that he thinks it makes him look better to the judge to admit all his past lawsuits were "publicity stunts", "dumb" etc. I think on some level he understands that his lawsuits look bad (like all his suits, zing, gottem) because he himself understands them in terms of strategy and leverage, and knows they are only a pretense to say "I'll drop the suit in exchange for a date". I think Russ thinks "god imagine the type of loser who would file all those suits and mean it, I am only a highly experimental legal strategist, better make sure my fellow legal colleagues, the judge and opposing counsel, understand that." His pathetic need for the respect of the people who are about to metaphorically grab him by the ankles and dunk him headfirst into the trash is the best part of all of this.

Edit: I just got that Russ was talking about an email with Lens when he said "I simply didn't agree to arbitration in good faith". So uh, WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT TO AUDITION you absolute chucklefuck
He's so fucking stupid. You don't admit to this shit. You don't say, in your lawsuit, that you said or did these things in bad faith. That's the easiest way to get the case thrown out. He ADMITTED to it. That's it. It's done. He's done. But he's too stupid to figure that out because he's been living his life on easy mode for most of the time here on Earth. People treated him with kid gloves because it's bad to harass the mentally challenged. But all that's done is show Russtard that consequences don't apply to him.

He agreed to it long before he filed for this lawsuit. Russ agreed to arbitration when he signed his contract to audition. It doesn't matter if he didn't understand the clause. It doesn't matter if it was poorly written or in BOLD ALL CAPS that was hard for him to read. That's his problem and no one else's. It was his responsibility and obligation to read the contract thoroughly and understand what he was agreeing to before signing a legally binding contract. What he did or did not agree to in the emails is totally irrelevant.

Exactly. It was a legally binding contract. You can't go back and say it doesn't apply for whatever reasons you come up with. In signing the contract you agree to all the clauses therein. Russtard has no leg to stand on. But he's still going to fight this.

Hey, guess what? Found the Farrah Abraham song and a bunch of other early vids that were uploaded to mixtape and lost because they weren't posted directly to the site.

Here's what I found so far. Might also upload to my youtube channel because why the hell not?

Win A Date With Farrah Abraham
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Date with Farrah 2
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AGT Audition 1
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AGT Audition 2
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AGT Audition 3
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Has the looks of Heidi Klum
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Legalizing Brothels
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Donate to the Taylor Kickstarter
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Swiftly Wooing Taylor
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I Get You Taylor Swift
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Date with Bella (brothel girl)
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I love how he calls himself a variety act in the first AGT one. No he's not. He can't sing and that flailing around isn't dancing. It's not even keeping with the beat it's just movement and uncoordinated movement at that.
 
Ahhh the Russcoaster... such a slow slow ascent, but a steep furious ride on the way down
You gotta hand it to Russ, he never ever fails to deliver.
While I doubt Lens actually laughed at him outright (she seems too professional for that), even if she did the fact that Russhole feels this is an offense worthy of throwing a major tantrum on the public record is high-larious. Russhole still thinks that running to an authority figure and saying the other kids were making fun of him will get him what he wants. Even though that particular tactic hasn't worked since he left school, he keeps trying it.



Not only did he think he could threaten them, he admitted to the judge that's what he was doing!

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Also love him claiming lawyers professionally doing their job and warning Russhole of their intentions before filing motions qualifies as "threatening", "pushing", and "bullying." In Russhole's worldview, doing literally anything that is not immediately capitulating to his (always incredibly unreasonable) demands is wrong and mean and you should be punished for it, he's gonna tell on you!



Damn right. You may have to wait for the milk, but it eventually will flow, without any ween intervention. One of the reasons why he's my favorite lolcow. He can't help getting in his own way and shooting himself in the foot at every turn.



I'm placing my bet right now that even if the motion to compel arbitration is granted (which it should be) and the lolsuit is shut down, Russhole will pull a Pamela Swain and continue to shit up the docket of the 9th Circuit with his filings. After all, him filing more pseudolegalese rantings costs him nothing (as opposed to arbitration where he'll have to pony up a couple grand now), Russhole doesn't think any rules ever apply to him because MUH PLIGHTS, and if the judge will just let him explain with half a dozen more amended complaints and requests for reconsideration he's sure the court will change its mind!
You will notice that much like Melinda, it never ever occurs to Russel that HE is the MOVING PARTY in this Lawsuit. They aren't Bullying him. He's Bullying them via the lawsuit. They are merely responding to his lawsuit within the framework of the law. The fact that he has the pathological need to explain his actions as if that will in any way help him is particularly damning.

And given everything Russel has admitted to, unprompted, in his own filings in this case It would be grossly irresponsible for Freemantle etc to ever put Russel in the same building as Heidi Klum, let alone the same room. Letting him in and forcing her to sit there and watch would probably trigger some California workplace anti harassment law or two. Given his history of Protective Orders they probably should not let him into any building with female employees or celebrities.
 
RUSS RESPONDS TO FREMANTLE'S MOTION TO COMPEL

RESPONSE (Opposition) to Motion to Compel by Plaintiff Russell G Greer. Replies due by 2/13/2022.

DECLARATION of Russell Greer re Response/Opposition by Plaintiff Russell G Greer

This is my new favorite filing of his. Haven't caught up yet so sorry for mentioning things that have already been said but, wow. All just whining and bitching. I also love that he put the fucking Ariana Grande picture in there. The circle is now complete, he went into work to get that picture to use as evidence in the Ariana trial, and now here it is. Screenshot (409).png
The fact that he still considers his book to be a good explanation of events is fucking hilarious. Yes, Russell, let the court read your creepy romance fantasy/angry rant/poorly written legal drama/paranoid conspiracy thriller where you fantasize about making out with Taylor Swift multiple times and accuse her of libel by claiming she tried to have you murdered. Great idea there.Screenshot (410).png
Sure, I wrote songs about several other women to get their attention and then sued them, but I definitely won't sue this woman who I wrote a song about to get her attention!
 
"You wanna know how I got thish dishability?"
Actually, I saw a couple different fonts in his latest. You can always tell by comparing the Greers.

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Also, his exhibits are all fucked up/missing. Again.

I'm looking forward to a side gig as a paralegal at this rate.
"He is embarassed, not because of anything he did, but rather because it didn't give him the result he wanted." And the way he talks about "cancel culture" is real rich considering how many times he's gleefully posted about ruining womens' careers. And let's be real, no one has ever talked about cancel culture like that in their own defense without sounding like a hypersensitive asshole themselves.
Hey, guess what? Found the Farrah Abraham song and a bunch of other early vids that were uploaded to mixtape and lost because they weren't posted directly to the site.

Here's what I found so far. Might also upload to my youtube channel because why the hell not?

Win A Date With Farrah Abraham
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Date with Farrah 2
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AGT Audition 1
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AGT Audition 2
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AGT Audition 3
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Has the looks of Heidi Klum
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Legalizing Brothels
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Donate to the Taylor Kickstarter
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Swiftly Wooing Taylor
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I Get You Taylor Swift
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Date with Bella (brothel girl)
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All classics. Still, the only piece of Greer lore we're missing is the 30 minute video he mentions in his book of him air guitarring, explaining his lawsuit while crying, and making the "I love you" symbol in sign language. Finding that would be like finding the Holy Grail.
 
that would be an incredible card to play against Russell “ I have all the big chess pieces” Greer (who isn’t realizing he is playing poker)
Russ is out here walking into the shark tank, smirking as he tries to remember how to spell words with his poker cards.

Thank god they're not using naked lady playing cards.

Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Moebius.
Slurpy, derpy, miserable Russell Greer. :heart-full:
 
@Useful_Mistake - I can’t reply directly to your analysis post (#69,042 ) but I’d just like to say thank you so much for taking the time to itemise salient points…makes it so much easier for me as I feel I am wading through treacle with all the legalese.
You are very welcome. It's nice to know that it gets appreciated. It takes quite some time to make, even if the analysis seems fairly short.
 
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